If I were a madman
I'd give you the Earth as a present
maybe not the whole of it though
perhaps only a very beautiful flower
and a gust of air so that you may smell it
If I were a madman I'd give you the Earth as a present
I'd pick as many mangoes for you as you wish
and I'd even peel them for you to eat
If I were a madman (2x)
chorus:
I'd turn myself into a book so that you could read me
I'd even be a swing on which you could swing back and forth
but you prefer me to be sane
If I were a madman I'd give you the Earth as a present
If I were a madman
If I were a madman
I'd give you the Earth as a present
maybe not the whole of it though
perhaps only a very beautiful flower
I'd fill the sky with grey clouds
and I'd make the thunder rumble to scare you
so that you'd come running towards me
If I were a madman
If I were a madman
(chorus)
If I were a madman I'd give you... the Earth as a present
“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.” ― Terry Pratchett.