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The LoNG **** Of Th3 LaW-->By:Shaun C.






1/ The Rule Book-
/if u follow the 10 easy steps in my rule book/ u will get off the hook/
/and have my support and comfort/of not dreading that you will even make it into court/
/with any evidence to report/to a grand jury plot/
/not even the best lawyer costs/will take the fact away that you were taught/
/how to get away with the perfect murder plot/no evidence no body ,no gloves/
/they will never get what you saught/it only cost 2 dollars for my work/
/you could be part of the kind flock/or act on bad thoughts every week non stop/
/all you need to do is get your **** sucked/wait till you hear the rest of my rule book/
/this is for those who are sexually deprived/never had a chance to control a life/
/but when the oppurtunitys arise/always being put down is in your mind/
/it only takes that one time to commit the crime/im only on the 11th line/
/cause when you get away with the crime/you will feel like oj simpson a slime/
/ball never having to do any time/go back to life all paranoid/
/that those victims family members are primed/ready to end ur life at any time/
/but at that time you will find/peace and tranquility in your life/
/cause being misunderstood and put down will blind/all the evil and pain inside/
/all we ever wanted was to not cry/just to live the most happy and posotive lives/
/with a family kids and a beautifull wife/clear all the bad thoughts in our minds/
/never having to relive any bad times/just have fun with your kids and wife/

2/No Deal-Ive worked little on your case/i dont even have to worry about being late/
/15 minutes or quarter past eight/what im bringing to the table will give you a taste/
/of how i own this place/everything i say should be paid/for in a court of law cause i dont waste/
/the oppurtunity to replace/ the sad looks on the familys face/es no time wasted post haste/
/the thought i gave them no chance to deal/with my lyrical happy kids meal/
/lunch box container under the table/right next to the judge farting uncontrollable/
/even have the mini pocket fan to seal the deal/that i am the best lawyer in here reeled/
/wearing shorts and heels/dressed up to literally kill/
/all the no eveidence they feel/that they have to make a deal/
/but the deal will be no deal/they will feel alot of pain can you handle?/
/phil? it will take time to heal/take in all that i squeel/
/i got you reeled for real/its deal or no deal/
/ ill stick to you like elmers wood seal/it wont take long for your heart to be healed/
/ it feels so good to kill/always broke and never eating a full meal/
/ always feeling like neo wearing teal/even kill fat *****es the size of whales/
/ there *****s still good like baked zeal/cause this is no deal how do you feel?
/ if you listen to my rymes meathead ud seal/the deal for a perfect murder plot revealed/
/ no evidence to support there crew/no body no evidence no deal/


3/DiSMiSSaL-/
/ there taking my appeals no consideration/ill be in the courtroom masterbating/
/ even bring in a mini beatbox turntabling/i dont even have to say dismissal and they lactating/
/ cause they know i gots this **** like why you hateing?/isnt true me and you are dateing?/
/ cause my raps are all jaded/ill have a party in here catering/
/ youll be under my desk laying/isnt that **** ****in amazing?/
/ my lyrics will make you want to start mateing/get all naked and fake it/
/ under my desk paceing/my cocks so big your hearts raceing/
/ i say so much **** i must be satan/thank god these cameras are tapeing/
/ everything i say is so persuasive/well be in my 24 foot cruise ship making/
/ a tommy lee and pamela anderson sex tape/with having the whole jury naked/
/ having bad thoughts in your mind about rapeing/having physicall control over patients/
/ haveing no patientce start rapeing/even if your gay like clay aiken/
/ backs breaking from fakeing/all we need is some penetration/
/ all it is is a hole that smells like bacon/eat it up all day no time waisted/
/ cause you all should embrace/my creative and genious ways/
/ so just stay posotive and dont waste/all the ***** we have to taste/
/ well be sayin it like tony the tiger theeer greeeat/finally that im done ill hand in your papes/


4/Not GuiLty-/ Not guilty is what is the verdict is/now that this is over lets take a piss/
/ on the judges seat hell be pissed/who gives a **** hes ***** whipped/
/ his wifes got old saggy looking tits/my music is just about having fun with it/
/ ill pop this lawyer **** like a zit/clean it up with a moist towellet/
/ what the **** are you gonna do about it?/i dont give too shits about this/
/ who the **** cares im making hits/well be relaxing in the bliss/
/ my lyrics are not a dis/to anyone who can handle it/
/ just give me a kiss and suck my ****/i dont give a **** if your a ditz/
/ ill just shoot a cum load of jizz/all over your face kid/
/ make sure you close your eye lids/leave your weak *** in the mist/
/ dude pay attention you just missed/ me running out your back door after ****ing your sis/
/ but when i saw the ***** you must of risked/another indictment of incest/
/ tisk tisk tisk whyd you fist/now ill be your lawyer for this/
/ have you in jail like micheal vicks/they confiscated your whips/
/ now they found your dead body all zipped/in a jail cell buy nigs/
/ who you sent to jail for a quick/buck cause they wouldnt suck your ****/
/ dude you really ****ed up call it quits/why are you so much of a hick/
/ just hit the bricks and lick/the envelope quick so i can get this not guilty verdict over with/


5/Hung Jury-/ Its called a hung jury/cause they dont have any evidence to support u buried/
/ all your victims in a hurry/you cooked em up like fried curry/
/ there vision must be all blurry/you killed them all in a furry/
/ thats why this is called a hung jury/you sipped on there brains like a slirpie/what you say can and will be used against me/
/ like a bad case of genital herpes/now your shaking uncontrollably/
/ your hands are all jerky/having sex with a brand new kirby/
/ thats what you say on the stand your mind is all merky/cause you were tortured for being nerdy/
/ cause you aint no mother ****ing rookie/at about this time your cool as **** like fergie/
/ even having sex with a hairless firby/ill take my raps are award winning derbys/
/ i take control of my hobbys/sitting out in the courtroom lobby/
/ with my gay boyfriend bobby/isnt he handsome and sexy?
/ im talking to the judge with my peepee/in my hand like micheal jacksons baby/
/ after he molested him ill crazy/all night now he lazy/
/ the cops confiscated these lines now there tazeing me/saying my raps are hazey/
/ why blaime me for hateing me/all i wanted to do is play these/
/ songs to everyone who feels me/always being put down and told they aint me/
/ but im just here for my brand new baby/her name is emily/
/ now im sitting in the court room with my client mary/cause they aint got **** on you its called a hung jury/


6/No Probal Cause-/ good mornin mr blah/this is ur probal cause hearing to see if they got any evidance on ya/
this is the 1st step in ur perfect crime/ if they think they got ur life on the line/
/ but you will never do any time/cause i got the illest rymes/
/ ok time to hear the evidence/oh wait a minute thats irrelivent/
/ cause your too cleverant/cause in your mind your felin it/
/ theres no tellin what well do to it/sitting in the court room mountaindewing it/
/ getting the money cause im ****ing jewing it/itll be ok if your cool with it/
/ this is a winning battle your never gonna be loosing it/you wont have thoughts of being in a cell noosing it/
/ well be in the corutroom papoosing it/rap roosting it/
/ battle boosting it/isnt my rap lyrics smoothing it?/if the judge talks **** hell be toothless/
/well both be in the courtroom woozing it/after taking 3 vicadadins to get thru with it/
/ all the bullshit and boringness/well make sure the judge aint snoring it/
/cause when i speak ill be *****ing it/*** ****ing and cornholeing it/
/well make sure there flooring it/too a safe place and storeing it/
/ cans meats and hamwhiches/with my old ghost busters sandwhich/
/ lunchbox/the fun wont ever stop/
/ cause they got no probal cause what the ****/ill take 3 steps back and say suck my nuts/
/ then they stop to take a break/while i sit there on tape and masterbate/
/ all you hear is hey there wait/have a good day iight mate?/


7/The Arrainment=/ =Im too good im at your arrainment with my tool kit/being misunderstood takes a toll doesnt it?/
/ this is what were going with/an insanity defence just get it/
/ this is my time were gunna step up/even if theres witneses sayin they saw you stalking her/
/ thats ok cause theres no body/and also the plantiff is tardy/
/ well be in this ***** with hats and bikinis and bacardi/just sitting there farting/
/ telling storys/of all the perfect muderes we started/
/ well even talk **** saying the judge and jury/are all ****ing retarted/
/ we wont need to worry about guarding/our bad mistakes like tanya harding/
/ well be the ones to be cartered/theyll be calling our names cause were martyed/
/ cause at your arrainment your pardoned/even if you got 10 bodies rotting/
/ playing doctor with there bodies sautering/ and eating them with jeffrey dalmers own spiced tarter/
/ noone goes harder/were so ****ing dehidratyed we need water/
/ were so powerfull we can kick a 100 yarder/the judge is so white hes like powder/
/ after break his breath stanks like clam chowda/cause i told you this world is ours/
/ take it to the limit no problem/now the judge is walking around all retarted/
/ he must of met tanya harding/she sucked him off so much hes farting/
/ now this is what im talking about at your arrainment/isnt funny how there lameing it/
/ trying to put blame on it/class dismissed that was your arrainment/


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10/Everything Should Be Paid For/
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1/The Rule Book- -----DUN-----
2/No Deal- -----DUN-----
3//DismissaL- -----DUN-----
4Not Guilty- -----DUN-----
5/Hung Jury- -----DUN-----
6/No Probable Cause- -----DUN-----
7/The ArrainMent- -----DUN-----
8/Adjurned-
9/Perfect Murder-
10/Everything should be paid for




plaintiff doesnt show,insanity defense,offer,no evidence,no body,no dna,no witness,liscence,rubber gloves,
/ stalking,sexually deprived,alwyas bein put down,takes a toll,right and wrong,try to stay posotive and happy,
/ physicall control,shy,misunderstood,anxiety, money, liscence,hookers,women,laugh at judge i will not budge and stuff
perfect crime,time,easy,freedom to do anything,dont tell dont ask,just go do it,step up,no *****ing,shave ur whole body,tool kit,
pot against her all you wanted was to caress he


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