This is my first go at this, hopefully someone out there enjoys it =)
Ya, I’m the next Bond villain and I’m all dolled up (Verse)
In my white suit, white pants, stroking my white cat
I’m not gonna tell you about my secret plan
Cuz you abused before and you'll abuse me again
I guess I just never learn how to tell right from wrong
I guess I’ll never learn how to right this wrong
Now I’m a self-made Superman eying my prize (Verse)
But you’re no Lois Lane; it’s just a cheap disguise
That you wear whenever you want to do role play
But I’m just not into your under covers screenplay
Every time you kiss me, I think you’re acting
And every time I kiss you, you’re retracting
It’s the beautiful opposition (Chorus)
It’s the terrible dichotomy
I’ll take it all back
For an emotional lobotomy
I love the way you tell me you never loved me
I love the way you tell me you never loved me
I’m tired of playing characters cuz I don’t know what to do (Verse)
You give me stage directions but I have no clue
It’s just Japanese cinema which brings me to shambles
The words come out, but they’re all so scrambled
I wish there were captions for your facial expressions
When you laugh in my face but then you sink into depression
The camera adds ten reasons why this is a big mistake
So we’ll double back, no film, cast a retake
It’s the beautiful opposition (Chorus)
It’s the terrible dichotomy
I’ll take it all back
For an emotional lobotomy
I love the way you tell me you never loved me
I love the way you tell me you never loved me
You’re the biggest critic of all my performances (Bridge)
I don’t know why I pursue these romances
I don’t think it’s that I hate myself
But it’s hard to figure out when there is nobody else
And you hate to say you told me so, well that’s not true you love it
Now I’m one word away from making a scene that is worthy of Humphrey Bogart
It’s the beautiful opposition (Chorus)
It’s the terrible dichotomy
I’ll take it all back
For an emotional lobotomy
I love the way you tell me you never loved me
I love the way you tell me you never loved me