Email Order Bride
© 2006 Gary C. Peeples

South Africa, Russia, Denmark and Taiwan
Come the ladies inspiring me to sing this song
Get the email with a picture, of a very young girl
Seems she's looking for a way, around the world

Don't need an email order bride...
To get a lady by my side...
Too many ladies around, here in this lo-cal town
Don't need an email order bride

They'll send you pics, to coax your desire...
Sweet-talk your brain till your heart is on fire...
The only thing I can say, is are you coming my way
Cause I'm looking for a lady in the U.S.A.

Don't need an email order bride...
To get a lady by my side...
Too many ladies around, here in this lo-cal town
Don't need an email order bride

Their bodies tempting, to every man
To give them access, to this free land
But if you're looking for a heart to steal,
There's one nearby waiting for you to reveal

Don't need an email order bride...
To get a lady by your side...
Too many la-dies around, here in this local town
Don't need an email order bride

Now you look here, before you leap
This is where love, waits for your reap
So don't give in, but save your pride
Just take your time, and get an American bride

Don't need an email order bride...
To get a lady by your side...
Too many la-dies around, here in this local town
Don't need an email order bride

Don't need an email order bride...
Don't think she'll keep me satisfied...
To many ladies around, here in this lo-cal town
Don't need an email order bride.