its five to two you know what to do
go hang out your tongue for her big lungs
well its a little late to worry about if your standards drop
cos now's the time you and your mates think with your cocks

she put it on a plate, her eyes they begged for more
and if you've seen my face, you'll know i never score
my unides took my brain, they're screaming do the deed
i know you'd do the same, cos we're all one breed

we would shag anything
we would shag anything

i'd even shag your mum, if she opened wide
i reckon in her day, she loved it from behind
and there's your sister too, i've had her in my sleep
and what i wouldn't do, to get in engine deep

we would shag anything
we would shag anything