Verse 1:

We were both 17
I was a computer geek
She was a beauty queen
Cut right from a magazine
I would always ask her out
She would always shoot me down
I would try to talk to her
But she would always turn around


CHORUS:

i live on a tour bus
and you live in a trailer park
you thought you would have it all
but all you had just fell apart
you used to be my biggest crush
lips bright red, so plump, and lush
now i play shows around the world
and you are just some stupid girl

Verse 2:

I had a passion for making music
she had a passion for breaking hearts
Maybe thats why she's all alone
and im shooting up the music charts
She was captain of varsity cheer
But i was smartpunks band of the year
everyone screams for me when im on stage
and now im the one whos all the rage

Bridge:

She came to see my show
she looked better years ago
she came to ask me out
but its my turn to shoot her down