Socks.

I like socks because they keep me warm,

They warm my toes unlike a midnight storm.

I take them off at night to let my toes go free,

And happy forever, they will be.

Red socks, pink socks, even a blue one,

Black socks, butt socks, even one that weighs a ton.

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I like socks, they’re fuzzy and cool,

Damn, I’d wear them in the swimming pool.

Socks make my legs walk,

They make the clock stop,

And the earth rock,

Let my socks stay,

Give me my way,

Hear what my socks have to say.

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I hate losing my socks in the dryer,

When I find them, I feel much higher.

Socks make my life complete,

Socks make my happiness repeat.

The weird feeling I feel when I wear my socks,

Is the same feeling I get when I’m being stalked…

By PANDAS!

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A black sock is nice,

A white sock is twice!

Rainbow beats all,

Makes black and white fall.

I like two socks on my feet,

I want socks all over my street.

Socks make me happy and full of love,

Socks let me fly so high, so high and above.

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Sock are cool, and warm and dope,

I bring them in the shower and wash them with soap.

My socks are so cool, till the end.

I’d bring them to bed and cheat on my girlfriend.

Socks look good and make me feel at home,

Socks are gorgeous, they never leave me alone.

I wear them with sandals and a shoe.

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With my socks, my dreams come true.

I like them for Christmas, and for days,

They’re like flowers, so I put them in a vase.

They smell bad,

But they never make me sad.

I like them short,

Hell, I even named one Mort.

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Socks feel nice,

I’d pay any price.

I like they feel of them on my toes,

They love I share with them, nobody knows.

They can make hand toys,

They fit snuggly on boys.

Boys like them short and girls like them tall,

So screw this school stuff, lets go to the mall.

AND BUY SOME SOCKS.

where you high when you wrote this by any chance? lol

Lol, not at all. It was about 6 A.M., and i couldn't sleep. So bored out of my mind, i wrote this lyric.