Nice to meet you my name is lloyd
Your voice sounds like pink
without the floid
Im getting annoyed,
face it
if it weren't for blowjobs
you would be unemployed
I control the mobs
And we knockin on your relatives doorknobs
And they'll be servin me
just you got served by me
and your mom comes to me
wanting my d
no wait its your dad
oooh
rad
now step away
gay
chad
and you'll be glad
Welcome to the real world
life without lag
you gamer fag
You look like a brony
wearin your khaki
cryin mommy
help me
im about to
piss
into a abyss
of my own failure
Now look kid
Your brain is like a pyramid
triangular
and all its capable of is
giving you a boner
****ing stoner
****ing loner
How you live is a mystery
with all that acne
I shot your dog
he screamed like a bull frog
croak croak croakedy crack
watchout for the second attack
here it comes
I come from the slums
where we eat bums
like you
for breakfast
and then we have foursomes with mums
by the way your mums the hottest
better buy some condoms
for the gang bang
whats your name?
Alex Yang, from the Bazooka Joe Gang
**** you
**** your life
**** your Mom
And your Wife
kill your dad
won't that make you real mad
then we march to stalingrad
kill nazis like you
while drinking home-brew
beer
my ****
in your sisters rear
knock knock
click lock
chop rock
boom
now you have met your doom
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@MC seuss...
Someone please tell the MC that he aint ready to battle with a real G
Now you have randomly got the attention on professor Crazy
I know ur probably asking "are you the one to school me?" well yes and i shall do it briefly...
I dont grab nikkaz I murk nikkaz
I rather take a car like a derby race and smash nikkaz
I be screamin out "who told you.. to fxxk with me" i dont like nikkaz
My nikka meek said "you'll fxxk around and get smoked" and its factz cause
the witness kept that murder a secret "no joke"
I dont have no beefs cause nikkaz be backing down
They cant handle the way i shoot sxxt up in and outta town
Leaving mulitple dead and in traffic like im traceless i'll even stay around
Now who the next to pick a fight with me
I got them barz stronger than a shower rod not the ordinary im talking that Mimi shxt
Technically its the opposite of the weak shxt yall call lyrics
Now who the fxxk is Suess....its nice to meet you...Glock 40 to your cranium its my way to greet you
Your flow is whack and my flow is crack
My barz smoother than a marble floor but your shxt crack
I dont do that "we" shxt I be dropping bodies "who did that??" That was me bxxch!!
They talking bout "lemme handle him he just some weak bxxch"
They lying like the feds interrogating em for some weed shxt
Got them running to the cops again begging for another saving but they cant save you bxxch
Guess they bout to see how "Crazy" this kyd gon' be getting up in this bxxch
45 go BLAM!! body drop but you looking all startled cause ur shxt jammed
Bringing you back to vietnam cause imma go ham dont mess with me
im the type to kill your fam and ur little ones watching "Sesame"
Im the nikka with no friends...wonder what became of them
They were all snitches and had to reach the bottom of the ditches
I do the most to make ur death painful they say I "OD"
You should have know i was coming now u gonna know how getting murdered feels
With the AK im surving you nikkaz like this is hells kitchen
Watch ur crew take off like a battered pigeon
haha bxtch nikkaz
Holla at me with sumn quick nikka or imma have to revive you and kill ur bxxch *** one more time
I got the new semi so be careful how u mess with me -
@Crazykyds: it's funny because u think u got bishes and u think u got charm. But the truth is, ur **** is shorter than a t Rex's arms. I'm spitten out fire when I'm on the mike. When rapping against u it's like comparing a motorcycle to a bike. This ****'s easy, I'm flowin like a river. Oops are u terrified? Cause ur startin to quiver. U never put in the work, it's like ur always on vacation. That's why the only medals u earned were for participation. Look at that, I've already crossed the finish line. U in the back of the pack turning green like watermelon Rhine. Did u see what happened when we we went one on one? I made u my bish, I'm the father ur the son.
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@wildnout
Did you even think twice before you proceed in my direction, you're pathetic
You could have went the other direction,
But you came at me firing blanks expecting fame?? well nice projection,
Your barz aren't hitting, they are without meaning so quit spittin' sh^t and just listen,
I dont fight fair and im mentally backwards,
I've never met an Mc of your kind, calling me out but dissing yourself at the same time,
Im the psychotic goblin who has come to slay you and commit sin,
Your on "mike" but expect to win?? oh you like d^ck young fella,
"Spitten out fire"?? well Im the fire extinguisher young fella, your existence is what im extinguishing young fella,
Your peanut of a brain is what I'll be diminishing piece by piece, bar by bar young fella,
The level of my barz are taller than the rockefeller', i hope you getting the picture fella',
Your extinction will be tragic nothing short of dramatic, you skull is shallower than my grandmother's attic,
Oh did I tell you I was a full born hypocrite? Ill carve holes in your brain call it the mental see-thru..damn your death was tragic..haha
I'd never wanna be you and that's a fact,
Freestylin' to win but talking about "charm"? what the f^ck are you on crack? Imma call you lucky charm,
Too bad you not lucky enough to get out of this, You acted as a catalyst to start up a reaction now your face is attracting my fist,
Now im writing the lyrics to end this confrontation with a premature rapper who barely wrote 5 lines that's hardly disrespecting,
"Ur d^ck is shorter than a t-rex's arm"....nice line but atleast I have a d^ck, comparing to you..
B^tches be talking about you...playing hide and seek with your d^ck counting 1 and 2,
I've never seen your d^ck so i cant criticize but I got your neighbors daughter pregnant so i guess you can say im just fine,
Flowin like a river? i bet these barz are starting to take effect...look at your b^tch azz quiver,
Now who boosted you to come at me?? Telling you that you fly? thats too many times they telling lying,
Only time i lie is when im lying down barz in the booth,
I got this sh^t locked like handcuffs,
The b^tch next door likes my cool she calls me "AC" but she know i dont cuff...like *** back tf up,
I wish your azz would try to rob me, BLAM!!!, leave yo azz chalked out covered with a white sheet,
Studying my form??
I do this sh^t from inspiration sumn i bet you never had,
Im on a mission to get paid and like a Star in the sky yo azz in my space,
You pretending you mentally there but actually you cant come close to the barz I spit they'll leave you in a blank stare,
BOOM!!! Now that's that.... leave yo azz with a bullet from the compact...laying there lifeless now thats a flashback
I told yo azz you aint about that,
I go bar for bar... its beef...I hit with every word call me Muhammad Ali
This is easy **** to do, easy for me hard for you i leave you with a bullet or two and pick up few b^tches maybe 3 or two.
Lil B^tch -
practice
alvico is my real name n swede is my nick name/
people ask me for my favourite game/basketball all d same am.an african wit a black skin/
i dont chill ******s out but i bring them in/
alvicopopple is my name i do real thing/
just like m jackson sang pop n he was d legend king/
listen alvico put all rubish into d dustbin/
who is. d fella non of his song cant impress me/ -
Oooh this is hard...and ritual apology for this stupid thing I wrote
You can't proselytize me
With you weak *** lines, see
Even the bible, you clutchin
Is less boring than these rhymes see
You speaking verses
But that ain't the scriptures
Nor you the prophet to lead us
I ain't seen you parting knees
Definitely partin’ no red seas
Just time
And seconds wasted
Minutes I am regretting
Spending, wonderin’
Who begot this bullshhht
Let me know So I can go back,
And wipe out the whole blood line
Book of genesis style
Cause this sht, is an abomination ,
it’s a crime against the population
Just like the thoughts in my mind
But I don’t mind,
Cause that’s how I pass the time
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why ur rhymes poor dude
yh rhymes rude/minimise it dude/u still dat kid breastfeedin u call it food/all d fact i said sorry then for exposing d truth/am dat 10 yrs kid keepin 25yrs of age mute/if i u wanna fly dude call for a parashute/i got 2 blow u like a flute/n yh girl is ugly praisin her as if she was cute/if u dont know WELL am dat ***** in d boot/d reason for poor lyrics givin it bcoz of not scrubing ur tooth/i got dat tools which uproot all tough root/am alvico d genius
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close dat thing hmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmmmnnnmnnnnnnnnnmnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mnnmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mkmmmkmmmmmmmkkkkkkkklkmkklllllllll
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Now someone fill me in... who the f^ck let the kiddies in....
Glock in my left ur b^tch's titty in my right...
Naa just playing i wouldnt touch that b^tch even for a Klondike...
Now lets drop the kiddy **** and start the killing b^tch...
Who to start with?? mmm lets see...back to that little b^tch called wildnout...
Calling me out but he saw what I threw at him and he went back to pushing d^cks in his mouth...
His rhymes are sick jokes.....You cant come to a fight like that...ur barz are whack and you choked..
I most of em died from the effect of my barz.....
Its almost christmas again with no comebacks??.... BOOM!! Now you got hit from the compact...
Watch ur a^^ fall back and let the Glock play tag with whoever saw that...
No witness....I told you quit the kid sh^t...You marked yourself on my hitlist...
Momma crying out "would you quit this"...Killing all these "kid rappers" that's sickness...
Alvico called himself a pu^^y.....He's the real MVP....Sike he just a little kid about to feel defeat...
Now his face is under my feet...9mm to your cranium BLAM!!!.. that's sumn for vultures to prey on..
F^ck im tired asf....i had to write a reply b4 i went off to bed but ill do sumn better tomorrow when im not this sleepy :zzzzz
But F^ck it.......
You pretending you mentally there but actually you cant come close to the barz I spit they'll leave you in a blank stare,
BOOM!!! Now that's that.... leave yo azz with a bullet from the compact...laying there lifeless now thats a flashback
I told yo azz you aint about that,
I go bar for bar... its beef...I hit with every word i speak call me Muhammad Ali
This is easy sh^t to do, easy for me hard for you i leave you with a bullet or two and pick up few b^tches maybe 3 or two.
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1-minute reply...
Seems like to me
You have only seen
One gun, nothin’ but a glock
Son, let me tell you sum-thun
It’s childs play or nai-ev-ity
To say
Kiddies, playin’
Makes me think you paddlin’
About in your pool,
Paddlin’ pool,
Like a fool
Who didn’t mean too
Kids too soon
With a btch you don’t love
And it shows
The hatred
And the lack
Of an easy out
You're stuck
Your raps suck
So sorry the talent
Isn’t there to save your azz
And getcha out
Of this massive fail -
he am good @ dis so go mute!!
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He good?
At what?
Not speakin' a word
Sorry for that
But it's for the best
lets just lick this
or best forget
move on.
No point in goin' on...
Seriously...how can I work off of that? THis forum seemed like a fun idea, but not with one liners like that...too hard.
That really was a minute...the other times I took extra time -
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all you *****s say the same damn thing,
like you white rapper,
no **** I know that yet I'm still dapper than you,
pull girls left and right even your sweet as snapple boo,
and she give me a nice fact every time I open her,
take me an hour before I be soakin her,
unlike you within 5 minutes your boom boom boom,
and that **** funny cause I just dissed,
I'll take your ***** now she won't even miss you
and she don't need em but here's some tissues,
for your tears and other things you do to deal with your issues,
that **** nasty someone had me a mask please,
while I sip on this kills **** outa my real gold flasky.
WesNotorious. Word up. -
this lyrical ambush'll send you all to hell
before your squad leader gets a chance to call for help
I crawl in stealth, you can't see me
injectin' CCs of lethal venom
through verses as soon I pen 'em
I'm definite with the art
you take shots in the dark
a blind man drinkin' hard liquor
drivin' a car
you have a death wish
the odds of you survivin' this are
about the same as divin' with sharks
surprisingly starved -
don't bring a knife to a bazooka fight m1k three,
I **** your girl so hard she'll be wantin to pay me!
I slit your neck with this freestyle go cry to your moms meanwhile,
I rap these raps write the rhymes and these *****s don't care about your stupid lines,
so hey M give me 1 K-kill 3 times,
and if you don't know who i IS,
then Aye B I will jump to your top like a T but if I add the CH then you know I'm a poet cause I just spelt M1K3 IS A ***** and y'all didn't even know it. -
Please die
Take your own life
Your lines should depress you
Enough to take your own life
Suicide is an option for you
Sorry to say that’s true
So Let me help you
Here’s a rope
I’ll even kick the stool
Out from under you
There, now that’s done
I think we’re done
Can all move on
And forget you. -
These lyrics and these beats I come up with on the street
Are able to put anyone in darkest depths of defeat
I'll make you think ima creep with no feat il solo u into a deep depression
Just from one line of pure aggression
You gotta stop messin around I'm giving you a lesson
So concentrate and ante up for the session
Yeah tomorrow's a new day when I get my new pay and today's the day we remember your name
Cause yesterday was the day four bullets penetrated your kidneeys with all intentions to make you bleed..bleed to death yes it was my preference to collect the debt..oh don't fret it'll be over soon just let me snap ya neck i thought i told you ***** don't **** with the best and don't **** with my family crest. next time remember to wear a vest this games not for pests who think they can wreck and spit out a few blurted words thinking its not gonna have consequence muther****er you bet a build a fence around ya neck cause common atcha like a demons pet.. -
The word flow
Seems ta elude yo'
cause i know
that nothing you do
Will ever make sense
Not too cerebral
Too juvenile
Can’t hold a beat
For a while
Just idle
The engine
I’m not playin’
When I’m sayin’
Forget this game yo playin’
No one is listenin’
And I’m tired of the ear pollution
That you spewin’
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can i av ur whatsapp numb pls
pls give me ur sapp numb pls i want 2 pv u all in private n let talk real talk pls i need ur aid