N***a each time I read yo rap it sounds like yhu Drake n I'm P. Diddy yhu must wanna get smacked.
Yhu a professional yet yhu writing like yhu just got tha dressin room, boy don't threatin S**t if yhu ain't confessed yo fake feelins yet.
Yhu ain't smokin no medical, yhu on dem medicals excuse why yhu got N****s feelin yo testicals.
Tha only thing yhu stompin is tha lyrics yhu wrote thinken damn I can't write so I should just go slit my throat.
Yhu ain't nobody ta mess wit dat's why I'm leavin yhu ta clean yo bull's deuces, incase yhur wonderin dat's bull's stool dufus lol.
Yhu must have a death wish claimen yhu tha devil when yhu just a fake in a dress B***h!
Don't make a wish yhu gone regret Mr. Bronson.
Yhu got 12 necklaces fo yo wannabe phases n 1 extra incase yhu wanna restart tha fake S**t!
Yhu goin hard in tha paint yhu dummy go ahead I'll help yhu, call meh Leonardo tha saint.
Yhu've left a trail of destrution of yo own corruption, I don't wanna study tha beast, I'ma just leave it locked in tha dungeon.
I'm not finna tell yhu tha rules of rap I'm just finna point out tha facts of how whack yhu rap get it?
Probs not cause when emotions get involved people don't use common sense lol I'll stick ta Erkle pants thanks ta tha purple plants who got make *****s not think righ. Deuces
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I thought I made it apparent the first time 'round/
Now you're breaking rules and hope I don't make sound/
But now you have crossed far too many lines/
Speaking of too many lines, you write too many, so take notes on mines/
Grammar is not needed/
I'll render thine self defeated/
please remain seated/
have you pinned down like Omaha, man you should've retreated/
now your sweaty self is getting heated/
I'm so good at this sh*t, it's like my as$ has cheated/
so take your account and delete it/
stick my hand out to shake like you're being greeted/
notice the chopper, and bullets ring, now your life is depleted/
You fetus, you're an infant to this and you on some g*y sh*t/
I'm in a bunker shooting at you like I'm on some D-Day sh*t/
That's World War II/
You write cheesy, so your bleu/
Choke you till you're blue/
Your girl gave me brain, so yeah, she blew/
You're sweaty, heated, and act like we got beef, so you're beef stew/
You catch other people's rhymes like they're contagious, you got the flu/
Your rap career won't work out, no breakthrough/
You'll try so hard to succeed but it all falls through/
Hang you from a sky scraper balcony, admire the view/
Achoo/
Bless you/
Hit you in the eye, now it's bright blue/
A battle between us two, you wouldn't last a few/
Hit you with a body shot so hard, you won't digest your food/
Now that your verbally beaten, I'm ready to con-clude/
Robby just got bodied, so I bid thee, adieu/
SIKE, you didn't think it'd be that easy, did you?/
I'm insane but great, so I guess i got a screw loose/
I'll turn green, and hulk smash, so call me Bruce/
Crack your skull with bat. Made of spruce/
I'll poor a glass of your blood in the morning and drink it down like orange juice/
Cut your throat with GLASS in the MORNING, now your family is mourning/
That's on a good morning, I'll tell your family good morning, and leave you there, dead, without forewarning/
Robb Mack can rap, but not to my caliber -
Saying you'll punish?
Your wordplay's just pun-ish.
Coming with nothin'..
A whole lot of nothin'.
Robb Mack..
Goddamn.
That was a long rap.
Too damn long, no force hitting;
I had to read that rant over four sittings.
Just make it shorter if not more gripping.
..Or ..Quit it.
Your lyrics forfeited.
Of all your lines only four fitted:
-Claimed you "raped a carcass"; something badly wrong..
When something's badly wrong you just f***ing carry-on.
-Mentioned "jackal and raft" but you mangled the facts
Coz I've cruised with a cougar in a catamaran.
-Said you'd "buy _S" yet your life's spent once I charge.
Campfire rap cypher; still won't come buy R.
-Said "bye _S" yet you won't stop; the quote's wrong;
When I checked your text I said '..so long'.
Yeah me and my rhymes took a.. hiatus.
Scored out of ten they were.. high eighters.
Now I take it to eleven, calmly.
I'd grade Mack a B: no rebel army.
This can't be "silence of the lambs" with ewe barred.
New start, Next chapter red dragon killer, like Bard.
I tried to type his name, it got too deep.
Robb or Rob? Two b or not two b..?
He.. chanced to ask if I bump Wu lots.
pry mate, I play Sun Wu Kong.
No I don't play much Wu Tang, but listen to this:
I'll play Wotan to show that I'm king of the ring.
This is Watson and Crick over Common and Big;
When I show what I'm made of the models'll flip.
You meet beasts and wanna match properties.. Mack, honestly..
you just try to match qualities so it's like attacks-honour-me. -
freestyle
Quick freestyle to welcome my self here
I see wacks every where..dwarfs everywhere/
The only time I make b1tches scream is when..I put my "D" on holes/ this ain't time for jokes..am a midnight killer, the dungeon of rap/ am set to catch haters like I'm trap/
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I kill my ace boons...if they tryna diss me/ I ain't the man that laugh..if my girlfrnd said she miss me/ I'm that f****ing stomach that swallow wack emcee/ the only ***** that pregnant the rules of textcee/
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I'm abe lincoln when i sees your b1tch/ the thug in the street that known to snitch/
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I wonna throw diss at anyone..but didn't no any ones name/ my bars is the true definition of hell of fame/ so any mutherfoker that wonna piss me, gon end up in cell!!!! -
I'm Drake and your P Diddy?
You fake, you wont even see fitty
I guess you're tryin' to be witty
But ya rhymes all read sh1tty
I'm from Speed City, you aint got nada
You luke warm puke storm, I make hot hotta
Got you in hot wata
Coz you're just hip hop fodda
That's not gonna do sh1t but repeat lines I already wrote
He might have a ready quote, but I bet he don't
He might come back pretty dope but I bet he wont
So I'm a end this on a deadly note
N1gga you best start bailin' if ya wanna keep yer boat afloat, coz you sinkin' fast
I would say you're the sh1t, but it's probably just your stinkin' a55
Now I bet this got ya blinkin' fast
But you better just let what you're thinkin' pass... -
Happy new year to you all
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rap battle
I kinda like your rhymes, but I was wondering a rap battle between me and you. And also a couple more people.
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I'm down for a battle.
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Why would put your "D'" on holes?
I murder the alphabet like Population control.Take advise from Santa's Elf from the South pole.This ain't rock and roll, it's border patrol.
So, you're saying if I diss you, I'll end up in jail? Inhale, than exhale, then get killed like when you don't open chain mail.
You're a thug that's a snitch? Bud, you'll end up in a six foot ditch, sell your soul while on a church bench.
Now on to Abraham Lincoln, kid the f*ck you thinkin? You can't step, you'll get put into extinction, you're not a politician. Based on religion, this is my predicition, you'll get conviction for an addiction while you overdosed in the kitchen, than you'll get a erectile dysfunction from anal destruction. You're girl don't miss you, tried on true she left you, probably for someone she slept with while she was with you, that's in relation to the judicial review, what's the capital of Peru? Lima, you're rhymes are kinda lame, like the great wall of China, but the smaller model version in North Carolina. -
Am new here thought al post some thing
I will make your face turn bluer then a creeps coat this is no sik joke I will rob you take out your whole crew you might have a gun but you don't know how to use one I will give you a heart attack like you was big pun who you ****ing with son dont you know am don carlion I might not be from secily bbut the mafia respect me cuz not only talented lyrically am also good with a peac so go ahead step to these real mother****ing Gs like easy e then you gona see what happens when ******s start cappin they ain't just coming out robin they coming after your life might even rape your wife then slit her neck with a kitchen knife now you know the price for ****ing with me so go ahead g -
SosiQQ..
if only you knew.
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I get what he's saying, I totally catch it.
But he's only Sosi. I'm Sosiopathic.
Damn "wacks everywhere".. lowly and phoney..
But he's only Sosi.. so, see.. so's he.
Oh please.. Sosi'd
"Put D in holes" and not sow seed.
You still hope for growth that was never to be.
This is technical, deep, eloquent speech..
But you're better than me ..at irrelevancy.
Check the defeat; you "trap" like snares but I've yet to be beat.
When it comes to the Booth, why he said he's "Abe Lincoln".
And he said.. some other stuff too, but I ain't listen.
Though his skills are more 'so-so', I'll still call him 'Sosi'.
No Bar-bearer, he can't draw with Yogi.
If you "put D in holes" just be mad thankful..
But that ain't gonna help in a rap battle, sunshine.
"Midnight killer".. like.. 'hands up'?
Or hates when a date ends so acts rough?
"Midnight killer" slitting throats? Necks stay whole.
Nex' day whole? Maybe killing the next a-hole?
Ay, yo.. bro.. I'm warning you..
Your "girlfriend said she'd miss you"; there'll be white stains on her mourning suit.
You "wanna throw diss", like, no s***, we'd noticed..
I'm flinging it back, difference is I won't miss.
Your whole damn verse was so twenty-fourteen.
And I'm sure you've got plenty more schemes we've already all seen.
But come bring it. -
Were you dissing me or backing me up?
Yogi is smarter than average bear. -
what the F**k
Diss to you all!!
All bark and no bit.. All rap and there lines weak/
So you dissing or mocking me..is like pouring water on a black stone/ If I should get paid to slit ya throat..that's a cheap shot cos I will whoop u with chicken bone/ gun you to death with my AK47..till ya smelling blood stain my face/ I will clean it..than take ya dead cold body to my place/ serve it to my dogs cos they back(bark) for me when dangers occurs/ this is no offense,, cos this d1ckhead f@gg0t tyrna break my defence, by balling too hard with rhymes/so I gotta stop the f00l..so I decide to blast him with miles/ boom boom! the tool!!
I will reside this rappers..bewitch this rappers/ than deceive em minds cos they look like yappers/
I will beat this fools till they turn into human to mammals/ and make them look so old than there old grand mama's!!!!! -
In the game of life yall ni***s are jokers I'm a spade//
son you were still crawling when I first got paid//
ill bomb a plane in order to get your flight delayed//
yall are pu**y ***** ni**as that's why you betrayed//
i took your b!tch from you and give you nothing but I call it a trade//
im still killing fake ni**as with my lyrical blade//
i hope yall got medical aid//
son even in school you were never in my grade//
i spit supernova bars that make fake ni**as hide in the shade//
your b!tch said she love my d**k that's why I stayed//this aint no search its a raid/i drop osama bombs like a grenade/im more like jackie chan yall ***** *** *****s are jade/those who **** with me I invade/son I be making the mic hot call the fire brigade. -
Like doctors frankinstien am gona bring the greatest rappers back to life with every verse that I spit because all these new age rappers are **** am gona be one the the greatest ever to do it and it ain't gona be hard cuz *****es like french Montana sound like retards I can destroy you all with my bars you know what the funy thing is am not doing this for the money or the cars I just wana hear real rap back on the radio if DJs dont wana play me then we can beef like ice cube al bite you with my 32 teeth I will never admit defeat cuz that word don't exist in my vocabulary
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You're not a spade, you're a faggot, without a blade, your rhymes are decayed, you're an unpaid, downgrade enough with this charade I'm not afraid. You got an Ak, I got a grenade.
I'm not black, I'm white. I move faster than the speed of light, despite your dog bite, I'm on that flight, there was a bomb but you got slaughtered before it ticked off. What you didn't know I'm the air marshall, sitting on that commercial, airline.
This cloud is mine, time you got put inline, these battles are online, but you have no divine. Bottom line, signing out. You're rhymes will put you in a electric chair.
You just got slaughtered by a bear.Yogi is smarter than average bear. -
You just got slaughtered by a bear? You should seriously retire/
With a conclusion like that, your rap career must be dire/
I'm a king in a spire, to me, you're but a squire/
Reading your raps makes me wanna hang myself with barbed wire/
But suicide is not the answer, it never is/
I'll grab you in broad daylight and start asking questions by surprise, like a pop quiz/
"How tough did you feel typing over a forum?!"/
Then I'll turn on Beethoven and dismember you in a highschool auditorium/
You're lost in this space like we're in Santorum/
Rapping on you gives me severe boredom/
They ask where I get my cars, they import em/
I catch this kid outside and I'll distort em/
Then he'll disappear like a beaner without a green card, I'll deport em/
Racial comments excite/
Light a bonfire, you're alight/
This bodying was easy, so it's not meant to be polite/
I'm done, I'm outta here. It was really such a de-light/ -
Danm this dude just killed that was some good **** man
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Damn, actually the first lyrically advanced person to battle me back.
I should retire, but truthfully, I don't rap, I need to be hired, but I'm tired of being fired.
I understand I'm not too good at rapping, but my name is Yogi Madison your is Paul Bunyon, but you spelt "Bunyan" wrong, I at least know how to spell. Where's your Blue Ox? Babe I think is her name, my rhymes were lame yours were insane, not going lie your post back was crazy, I've been being lazy, please amaze me, some of my battles have been amazing. You're not a lumberjack, you're a cracker, Jack. Put a thumbtack into my thumb, make it go numb and turn it into a plumb.
Truthfully, you're an artist trapped in your own depictions. Full of convictions, can't call you a bad rapper because you're not, that'd a contradiction.
I'm strapped for battle sucka-duck, crawl out the back, its a bar fight
So, prepare your arsenal and beware of bar stools flying through the air
And bottles breaking, mirrors also
And I ain't stopping until the swear jar's full.
Overdose on Chloraseptic, Excedrin, Aleve or Extra Strength Tylenol 3’s
Feel like I'm burning to death, but I'm freezing
Bed-ridden and destined never to leave the
Bedroom ever again like the legend of Heather Ledger
My suicide notes, barely legible to read.
I'm sick of this, I know you'll battle me back but you gotta be smarter than that.Yogi is smarter than average bear. -
Yo
Youre a weaboo
Who sits in his room
Jacking off to a womans fat clit
Visual novels like Sakura Spirit
Sittin' all alone with one hand in your pants
Watchin' all the fox girls' sexy stripping dance
You read the manga to stay a step ahead
When you're jacking off your face goes cherry red
You have a chode
You suck bos
Along with hos
Raindrop's style
It's f****** wild
I'm out
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