[QUOTE=Luis Diaz;1038569]dont know what ur sayin
Cuz u like the power puff girls
Those. Chicks were playing
And nothing u say can hurt me im
Dumesday and boy ill slap ur @$$ into nxt tuseday so watch what u say cause some people dontplay so hey tryin follow that up
U cant even hear ur stuff its just random words like
U Sadistic sick @$$ sone of. A b**** u tell thm p***** @$$ f@*Ets ya tell em to get it pn cuz love me r hate me i aint stop in. Till im on top
Wether u screaming my name or pumping stuff in ur vains
Like i dont kniw what u think iev done but we have battled and i have one[/QUOTE
You have one what? Or have you mistaken one for "Won", grammar and correct English, you have none. You'll never be on top, you'll stay at the bottom like a de-winged dragon,
I'm a kraken at the bottom of the ocean waiting for something to happen, maybe a next plot on Manhattan.
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Yogi is smarter than average bear.
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"im tripping i dont know what to write"
^ That has to be the most factual thing you've said throughout this battle.
You being a lyricist and all that is bull....
I'm pretty fried right now but I had to write sumn just to express how much I hate you,
Oh Prodigy....
I can't tell if you're being serious?
White guy?? Way to pull the race card.
You done f||cked up wishing you could restart,
No I'm not white...Im f||cking Jamaican,
Does that change the fact that your being slaughtered? F||ck no!!
I hate guys of your type,
With fake lines,
Lame rhymes,
and unoccupied,
Just a few lines of mine could change lives,
A few lines from you just wastes time...
Of all the sh||t I said to you...that's what you replied with?
No heavy punchlines nothing that made my eyebrows lift,
Honestly I'd be relieved,
To hear you have some more tricks up your sleeves,
Up till this moment I'm still in disbelief,
Of course we say your name...just to make fun of it,
How can you be the so called "Prodigy" and not have anything to show for it,
You think your barz are flame?
Your barz are lame,
Or maybe they are lit?
Sorry to burst your bubble but you lack the talent to spit....
good sh||t,
So tell me what is your name suggesting _P?
Your the best? and you still can't pull off a win?
smfh.
You asked for me and now I'm here,
The only reason you'd smile if i was leaving,
Is the thought of you finally succeeding,
At swallowing semen,
Without being called out because I say sh||t as I see 'em,
Keep f||cking with me, war is in the air,
Have you heard how Malaysian air disappeared?
You don't know what my life about,
Calling people fat and white is just a lame ***** joke,
When I got a problem I have to shoot or fight it out,
When you got a problem you know the number to tech support.
I have n||ggas that will kill you if i point you out,
You could see what the Uzis bout,
I bet you'd scream and shout,
They snappy, I mean they retort,
But it ain't no problem if the uzi jam,
N||gaz ready to end your life, that's tec(the gun) support.
And for future reference,
Next time you address me,
Make sure to mention my mf name,
It's "CrazyKydz" D||ck head,
And you were already dead that's why I targeted head,
And the only way to kill a zombie is with a headshot,
I learnt that from the walking dead.
-Kyd B||tch -
Served by the Soap King
Rap battle:
It's time to settle the score
I think I already been here before
Already kicked people's ***
Got the crowd wanting some more
Ill diss u so hard that u wish u weren't born.
Reading your raps are already making me yawn.
Your bars are boring.
I'm already snoring.
Your sh** at this you should quit hip hop
Now be a good boy and become a cop.
Ill serve u on a plate. Make u suffocate.
Wait. It's too late. You'll never beat me at this rate.
Your like Bruce Wayne.
I'm like Bane.
Kicked your *** so hard you forgot your own name
Come on. Bore me with your bars that are shite.
Goodnight. Remember dont let the bed bugs bite.
B*** - SOAP KING! -
Look Lloyd
It's so difficult that we have to
Type out these rhymes so u can take time to try and sound good
I could only imagine all the time that it took
For you to get your **** to ****ing rhyme you..
Are a non intelligent delinquint who's only outlet its to say something cheesy where people take it seriously,
I don't know why u even signed up on this rap ****
How are u even old enough to have an email
I know my **** it growing weak but I'm tired as fuxk and it's the weekend,
Stay smoking on those trees and..
Party on the weekends and..
You got crows feet up under your eyes because u were crying over my lines and,
I will never stop rapping
I hope to have my own label by the time I'm 18
I know this shxt rap that I'm posting doesn't show it
You'd think that I have time to think I wouldov killed shxt
Its about to get serious
Come and step on these bricks the bricks I used to build my
Life I'm self grown
The only thing I ever knew and was taught was to piss and ****
But I'm using those skills to my advantage I'm shitting on u
But this and that and I and
How many motha****in and can I use in one line let's see
About 3 or 2 till it starts to sound stupid
I'm not even trying anymore I'm typing and messing up and doing this **** on my iPhone
This **** is harder than it looks typing all this **** I
Wouldov had this finished by the time it took for u to think of your first line to graph that out its the same time it took to map out America in English times.
P.S its not a diss I was just looking for a way to start I'm new to this -
Look Lloyd
It's so difficult that we have to
Type out these rhymes so u can take time to try and sound good
I could only imagine all the time that it took
For you to get your **** to ****ing rhyme you..
Are a non intelligent delinquint who's only outlet its to say something cheesy where people take it seriously,
I don't know why u even signed up on this rap ****
How are u even old enough to have an email
I know my **** it growing weak but I'm tired as fuxk and it's the weekend,
Stay smoking on those trees and..
Party on the weekends and..
You got crows feet up under your eyes because u were crying over my lines and,
I will never stop rapping
I hope to have my own label by the time I'm 18
I know this shxt rap that I'm posting doesn't show it
You'd think that I have time to think I wouldov killed shxt
Its about to get serious
Come and step on these bricks the bricks I used to build my
Life I'm self grown
The only thing I ever knew and was taught was to piss and ****
But I'm using those skills to my advantage I'm shitting on u
But this and that and I and
How many motha****in and can I use in one line let's see
About 3 or 2 till it starts to sound stupid
I'm not even trying anymore I'm typing and messing up and doing this **** on my iPhone
This **** is harder than it looks typing all this **** I
Wouldov had this finished by the time it took for u to think of your first line to graph that out its the same time it took to map out America in English times.
P.S its not a diss I was just looking for a way to start I'm new to this -
Look I'm not gonna make this a diss
I'm just gonna start off on this ****
I'm not gonna keep saying **** so u don't understand it
I'm gonna rip and take off
I flip the switch to blow your **** to prices
I know I'm cheesy please believe me
I get it all the time at least I try to rhyme
It obviously sounds better in my dam head
I can't even take off in a *****
Its to ****ing hard in this *****
There goes the ship I can smell oh wait who farted
I'm silly with my ****
Get lit I mean bit
By my pit bull
Baby pit bull
I just got it
Fresh out that whom
That pussey was stretched wider than than if I poked a 9 at er
Get wet and get lit
Pour fuel on u click the lighter and throw it
Watch as u go up in flames
To much burn to get names
FBI came out saw the body burnes out
Even those motha****es turned around
Knew the **** was hopeless
Tied 50 pound weights to both of those ankles
Drop u in the sea cuz in a lake u can see
See the rhyme scheme I used there fresh like a lime bean
Fresher than scrubbing j's with minty tooth paste
I know In reality it would ruin the ****
Its if u think about it mint and fresh white j's go together better than black and white
I KNow its bad I'm just bored and new so I'm trying it out legit -
ya ya ya
yah i think ur right every thing harder than life
like drinking water and pissing it off from the penis
like seeing a girl loking at her bo**s and then asking to f***
but the girl says no hoooo you can t f*** me until your penis
thats right until your penis will grown up to f*** and f*** the **** out of me
ya your right ***** you think ma **** is a small one
oh no ithink your wrong my***- is larger than tha father that who created you
and i rap because i like raping
i wont rape you beacause i dont like raping \cause my mother she is not a fu***n bi*** -
You'll "diss" me so hard I wish I wasn't born....
Were you talking about that sh||t you wrote....
or is there more to come??
Regardless...
That had to be the the.....never mind I won't criticize,
But If I'm batman and you're bane,
Forget about my name....
Who came out alive in the very end?
See you f||cked up...
I'm better than you no kidding,
After this you'll be in the sky like the batman beacon,
Just give me a reason,
These barz too toxic for y'all kidneys,
I'm going thru your barz like the terminator 2,
You can't go bar for bar with me,
I spit...but you..Your just babbling,
I throw that spear **** live javelin.
Now I know I write a lot,
But I mean this sh||t could really happen,
Put the silencer on the 9 to keep sh||t quiet,
Walk up over your body in both sneakers,
Stomp your b||tch ***** till the souls meet,
I bet a $100 you don't get what I mean...
Sh||t....
I find "Soap King" at the family picnic,
My arms out like under armour,
I'm tryna open sh||t,
I notice you have your moms and pops...
So I got the scope equipped...to focus with,
and soon as he tryna run and cover 'em.....
That's when I empty the clip,
Make sure his heart goes out to his family...
My condolences.
Now next time don't be such a b||tch,
If you gonna TRY and diss me atleast mention my f||cking name....
It's "CrazyKydz" D||ck head,
And you were clearly already dead,
That's why I targeted head,
And the only way to kill a zombie is with a headshot,
I'm sure you know where I learned that at... -
Ha Ha ur lyrical stunts are just ironic
pretendin you smokin a blunt to be iconic
Crazy Child time for wild free style
the thought of a man watching the walking dead
cant process that for a while
dont get mad at me for playin the race card
this aint a police chase but i still race hard
I've generated lyrical art
that penetrated ur invisible heart
im guessing you were good at rhyming on time
long ago before i was a pro
who came to show you a-hole
jamacan speakin creole
fakin lyrical skill ill spit higher
than ur weed will
you think im scared of a wannabe rapper
whos lyrics keep paradin in my face
ur non existent rap career that never made it
so ur stuck hatin on prodigys and such
this is a battle... why you still rely on luck
i can pull of a win if i wanted to
but its too much fun consistently destroying you
insisting that you spit what isn't true
spitting lyrics like you know who
im talking about Tyler j Williams dude
i don't watch the walking dead but i can get in ur head
and never leave got thousand more tricks up my sleave
just waiting for a release like how ur on ur knees
begging to beat me off please
ur a weak *ss MC rapper wannabe
A lyrical oddity whos skills are too limited to be a commoditie
battling me you know ur battling an actual prodigy
dont you???
The Prodigy -
Yeah im that new kid on the block
But i still got every girl on my ****
I busta rhymes all around the clock
If you wanna come on in you gotta knock
Ring the door bell like ba-ring
Pullin cash in like ka-ching
No one tryna drop me cause im the king
I spit out some nasty rhythms
Blind these *****s astigmatism
Growing in my pride, metamorphism
These boys cant move cause of the roots in they shoes,photosynthesism
I work my 5 to 9 gettin *****es
Ya'll *****s to busy gettin stitches
Gettin busted up from all ya *****s trippins
They miss every single one of my pitches
1,2,3 strikes and your out, not gettin on base
Easy ***** please let me set the pace
I'll take it easy on you in order not to spit on your face
But when i get serious i'll take a knife above your waist
You wont last the entire time
You wont believe the **** inside of my mind
I dont have to ask the girls to grind
Im better than five of you combined
I'll massacre you like the columbine
There is no one like me that you can find
Im the best on the street
No can stop me when i hear the beat
I just start ballin like miami heat
Your rhymes are cheap
You look tired you need some sleep
Here you can borrow my bed sheet
For when i put you into the ground in a smoking heap
Call you dead meat
I'll light a fire under your ***
It might help you keep up with your place in last
I'll just keep my lead spot with class
Im the only one i dont harrass
Yeah im the new kid on the block
But "new" is a term used to decribe the first place spot
I'll stop your veins ice cold like a blood clot
Keep actin like your good you're gonna get shot
You put a **** in your mouth so i guess its **** what you say
I ****ed your ***** in and out and every which way
Now she comes to me everytime she wants to play
Never heard of a ***** that spit such ****
Coming at other rappers like a log when you just a tooth pick
Next thing you know cops will find your body in a ditch
Come at me son
Im ready for you
I'll smash you for fun
You'll choke til you're blue
Theres no where for you to run
You're stuck here like super glue
I'll put 3 in your chest from my glock
Coming at you like lebron james with twice the hop
After im done with you the stage will need a mop
Lets give it up for the music called hip hop
And put your hands together for the new kid on the block -
Hmmm.....
I bet you wish you were king in the first place,
Like what are you on Prodigy?
Talking about "That sh||t wouldn't work in a real battle"
and
"long ago before i was a pro,"
I would battle you, rattle you, splatter you on some real sh||t,
I'm not talking verbal,
We could raise them fist and see who's the real deal,
But I know you wouldn't show up like a blocked number....
If we are the same size I'll knock yo sh|t back with a piece of lumber,
But if you are bigger......
In weight and size,
I don't see the need to get nearby,
That's where my walking dead instincts come alive,
You know what that signify,
Or should I simplify what I'm saying?
I mark a target I mark my target,
I'm a marksman.....
You got the "lyrical art" but I'm an artist with the lead,
Chris Harrison,
Pick you off from the farthest distance,
I mean for real tho It's not hard to miss you,
Who started this,
You ain't starting sh|t,
Who's busting clips?
You ain't sparking sh|t,
B|tch you can't even spark my interest,
Get your b|tch involved,
My guns don't discriminate,
Cap-It'll-let-'er' like how you start a sentence,
That's on a higher level than you are b|tch.....
Jamaicans speak english too d|ckhead...
Your just keep proving what an incoherent b|tch you are.....
Haha
But "Get in my head"? N||gga please...
I'd battle you in real life....
Just to spit in your face,
If you kill me, it's not you....I'd give more props to the teamwork,
Y'all teaming up on me like "lets make the dream work!!",
Whatever your trying to convey is blurred,
Like all that.....was absured,
You race hard......SO WHAT?!?
I would win the race before it even starts.....
My "lyrical stunts" are original .... ain't nothing "ironic",
Barz out this world....avionics,
Your nothing more than a comic...
Or fat and reading comics....
What's there to process??
Is there sumn wrong with zombies and brains being blown out?
Or...... you can't stand the sight of blood?
Which would make sense cause your a b|tch at heart,
You want to be me soooo bad but your just a foolish counterpart.
But never the less I'm running this thread like a truck tire,
I'm one to inspire,
Hated by a bunch of liars,
Who....
Currency they can't acquire,
So they turn to the internet and claim that shots they fire,
and they're "pro" and I'm thinking in their defense they retired,
But sh|t im tired,
Your time...has expired,
Strangle your fat chips eating ***** with the tv wire,
You could get these "Fists of fury",
Light you up under you chin like a camp fire,
Pop up outta no where like Michael Myers....
Why you telling me more "tricks up your sleeve"??
Is it one where I say "abracadabra" then you leave,
Or
Are you telling me because you want your master to hand you a doggy treat?
Which could it be??
Son don't even try you can't come close to me....Literally.
I'm a lyrical killer not a sweetheart,
If I make a mark,
Couple minutes later I'll scratch it off like a lottery card.....
FAAAAWWWKKK YOU MEAN!!!!
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And you were already dead that's why I targeted head,
And the only way to kill a zombie is with a headshot,
By now you know where I learned that at....
-Kyd B||tch -
MonsterWrapper oh mr attacker, why you after what you cannot factor? your x'ed out, im off the calculator
you rap emulator, fukin failure youre just another imitator!
talkin about x'es, like your relation'ship, yours sunk faster than the titanic did
Im an amateur, ya my role that i starred in with your girlfriend, then I wrapped up my monster
and off to bed we went,
Im a function without an endin, lackin function, but still functioning your endin, your master.
Outlier i am. faster I can,
speed is me freestyling on a highbeam with red lights pressurin the insides of me, while shitting on your moms eyes, which were: on me.
Beginnin this rap by stompin your as$, gosh yours was boring. Abhorring, a conjunction of all things disappointing
tfag is slighty upset, as you are highly inept, theres no competition when battling the best
I didnt even realize you had responded
So i waited another week for more replies and it came as no surprise, that you were the best to try
Also my easiest to fry, backsass and deny opportunity to criticize my brilliant compiled and erection rising lines
When I analyzed what you had to say, I didnt quite know, so I asked my chimp
He said if this was a race you'd win, cuz you invoked the race card when you called me african
But remember this
Im an african, only cuz my dik wont fit in your chicks hand
Got her to spit it out. When I whistle, she comes, and I come a'round, like 30 cal
She ain't starvin. She still thirsty, but im tapped out. So I pass her 'round
monsterwrapper got a touch'down
below, then she kicked him out. He fumbled so he forum stalkin now
Backslash his vertabrae when he returns keys, subtley insulting
Standing in his apartment window flexing, holding his girls donkey (as$ cheeks) laughing loudly
at how wrapped up my monster is in wrappedmonsters girl tushyLast edited by taylormaximus; 03-17-2015 at 09:10 AM. Reason: Edited asterisk and past tense error
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Lml, get em Tay!!
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thx kyd, you wiped Prodigy so hard he's a guest now lol
best lines
"If you kill me, it's not you....I'd give more props to the teamwork,
Y'all teaming up on me like "lets make the dream work!!",
Whatever your trying to convey is blurred,"
"My "lyrical stunts" are original .... ain't nothing "ironic",
Barz out this world....avionics,
Your nothing more than a comic...
Or fat and reading comics...." -
No problem tay, I appreciate it -thumbs up-.
We can only get better from here.
I liked your last post, I digged this line, "Im a function without an endin, lackin function, but still functioning your , endin..." -
Maximus couldn't rap with this cuz of an asterisk?
Better run faster b1tch I don't got a b1tch don't need a b1tch to feed this d1ck.
Taylor couldn't tailor a line for sh1t
If I'm a sailor then fine, I'll just sink your ship
When did I call you an African?
I said yous a wannabe, a never gonna be
You want the race card? You can have it then
That's the only thing you ever gonna get
You just a depressed autistic with no skill
You gon get killed
I got lyrics put together so cleverly you will never be on my level i chop ya dumb@ss to celery
I rap real sh1t, Rollin 60s 14k ABZ SF Representin
I'm down with the clique, down with the hood,
Down with the set, clown on the rest, so ya best get ta steppin
Best you can do is mom jokes? Cmon loc, you get smoked and choked
From my monster muthaphukkin snake of doom
I'll shake ya room, make you feel like you baked from shrooms.
What the phuck you mean by imitator, my styles unique
You rap like you in high school and you finally peaked
In fact, you don't even spit b1tch you swallow
Don't get salty cuz I know my ****'s a bit hard to follow
Glad to see you embrace the name of tfag
You'll be bagged, see rags of the boys in blue
Our venomous crew will poison you
You and crazy are both some wack phucks
Two negatives dont make a positive, yo @ss suck.
Tfag ya never phucked anyone besides ya boyfriend crazykydz
Ya both will never phase me i hope ya not that lazy
Cuz I'm calling out BackInTheBlack, Robbmack, God MC to murder these two f@ggots -
My names funny. Cuz im swift to knock you out
I don't know what a romp out is so can you like...please back down
or get back down
Next single that comes out? Will be about how i aint single with your girl
But im sure by now you found out? She gotta big mouth, and
when i cum..OUCH!
she clamps down, she dont want none spillin
Vlad the impaler? Im the Max tearer, why you think your girl shout
You gonna be mad that I impaled her? She had to throw in the towel
Then like Vlad, nailed her, while quenchin thirst
Drank her blood, Vampire squirts afterwards
Royal flush? No you just a spoiled turd
Thumbs down for being worse than monsters verse -
the kings back in town her to win the rap crown/
u wimpy wack clowns truly think u have it now,
in my class u cant count anything happy proud,
go ask around man ima known masta ina crowd,
i'll bring u crashin down shown laughin ina cloud,
i'm the boss and when i floss the cost is ur loss,
im the top u men are dropped on the bottom flopped,
i'm awesome hot,ur probably not like automs frost,
my drops thoughts area crop,in light i blossom lots,
likea shot glock my hearts a kamakazi,caution to cross,
i'll be robbin ur pot of gold ,styles possible 2 hot to hold
a lion boxing a boxed in mole,vile naughty plots to show,
u childs thoughts will stop cold,files the lottery top shown,
i know u peeps dont know me so i believe u wont believe
speed i wrote peoms to see still would defeat ur roads lead, -
Cus every night I'm out I'm enjoyin it.
All these girls are like a coin flip.
I'm either gettin head or tail,
And all your doing is fail
I go out and drink at the clubs
While your *** is still a mug
Sitting down and sitting still
Just waiting to be filled
You know you can't rap so why even try??
When I know that you know I'll make you cry,
Im just holding a gun in my left while with your hot mom in my right and your girl on my d***
Wait scratch that I don't want your Girl on my ****
Way to musty and crusty
I like mines smooth and smells nice
All the girls thinks I'm so badass I'll pull another heist
I'm the best and you know so
Everyone knows im a formidable foe,
I scare everyone like a. Scarecrow
Though they know you just the opening act while I'm the whole show -
Dwayne brave of you to login and leave a comment
Stop it, or like your heart ill stop it, edit and eradicate any thoughts of forum talk
like my comet(comment), im an explosion
devoted to bodily erosion and on a notion, i set plots in motion
with ropes and people bloated in rivers, with heads in trash bins
with a knife i sever any hopes of negotiation, for you all hope is broken
with tonys flip of the token
i got your girls to sniff coke and commit acts of unheard of sin
so i got tails and heads on a chance flip, you can have my two sense
i already used sight and touch to abuse your chicks with
im a genius and on a script i write in hieroglyphics
got to go back to egypt to decode this
Im on a mission for global domination
you are the denomination, im the demon within your nation
set to devour your whole identification
Dwayne your aim was aimless,
Cuz of that my aim left you brainless
You aint like your dad cuz goddam, if only he missed…
Instead Dwayne a black kid received government benefits since he was a lil kid
Used to shop lift, skip school and didn’t give a ****
Til reality got a hold of him and he received a sentence for his criminal misfits,
now he’s got a rap sheet, attempts rapping, maybe has a GED
But in all honesty, he was robbed of dreams when his daddy robbed his virginity
at age of three
Dwayne hasn’t been the same since, now he writes dark poetry