Country song about marrying a waitress missing 2 front teeth

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  1. DDoll said:

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    Anyone remember this song? Some neighbors and myself were wracking our brains last night trying to remember who sang it and what it was called.

    It's now driving us all crazy...Please help?! :-) Thank you in advance...I know somebody has to know this one.
     
  2. Al from WV said:

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    Sounds like Alan Jackson's "I Don't Even Know Your Name"

    Well I was sitting in a roadhouse down on highway 41
    You were wiping off some ketchup on a table that was done
    I know you didn't see me, I was in a corner booth
    Of course you weren't my waitress, mine was missing her front tooth
    So I flagged you down for coffee
    and I couldn't say a thing
    But I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know your name

    I'm in love with you baby, I don't even know your name
    I've never been too good at all these sexual games
    So maybe it's just better if we leave it this way
    I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know your name

    So I ordered straight tequila, a little courage in a shot
    I asked you for a date and then I asked to tie the knot
    I got a little wasted, yeah, I went a little far
    But I finally got to hug you when you helped me to my car
    The last thing I remember I heard myself say
    I'm in love with you baby, I don't even know your name

    I'm in love with you baby, I don't even know your name
    I've never been too good at all these sexual games
    So maybe it's just better if we leave it this way
    I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know your name

    The next thing I remember, I was hearing wedding bells
    Standing by a woman in a long white lacy veil
    I raised the veil, she smiled at me without her left front tooth
    And I said "Where the hell am I and just who the hell are you?"
    She said "I was your waitress and our last name's now the same
    Cause I'm married to you baby, and I don't even know your name."

    I'm married to a waitress, I don't even know her name
    I've never been to good at all these sexual games
    I never thought my love life would quite turn out this way
    Hey I'm married to a waitress and I don't even know her name
     
  3. DDoll said:

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    THANK YOU!!!! That's it! For some reason we were all thinking she was missing two front teeth...I don't even know how my neighbors and myself got on the subject of this song, last night (*ahem* too many beers), but they will all be thrilled when I call their hung-over butts to tell them I finally have an answer for them.

    Thank you so much Al :-)