Old Song about Movie Stars

Hi!

Many years ago I heard a song with the lyrics made with almost only old movie stars names.
Nice music, with the constant noise of a projection machine in the background, and in the end the noise of the film tail flapping while the roll stopped.

Anyone has an idea of the title?

Thank you!

Piero

The only two songs that I can think of are Madonna's "Vogue" and Billy Joel's, "We didn't start the fire".

That's the best that I can come up with based on what you said. I hope it helps.