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Taylor Swift, Ill give her a gift,
More like a surprise,
Ill Cum in her eyes, then ill grab her thighs
And do her from behind
And ill put that **** in rewind,
And do it again.

Look at her she is a ****ing ****,
You can tell she wants it in her butt.
But guess what?
I killed that dirty ****.

Chorus (x2)
I never meant to kill Taylor Swift,
But every time she sings I get ****ing pissed
All I wanted to do was shut that ***** up,
But I ended up killing that ****.

I once ****ed her in this dream I had,
She ended up making me so ****ing mad,
Cuz the way she moans, I couldn’t stand her voice,
I had no choice; I had to shut that ***** up,
So I stuck my **** down her throat like wassup,

Chorus (x2)
I never meant to kill Taylor Swift,
But every time she sings I get ****ing pissed
All I wanted to do was shut that ***** up,
But I ended up killing that ****.

I got her high one time on this hallucinogen,
I told her it was better then the booze, the meth and the jinn,
She was so high she started yelling random things like,
I’m 19 and I’m not married and I can’t cook.
I stopped her and said she was talking to a plant look.

I was not trying to start something major,
I was just trying to get you to appreciate nature,
This ***** did so many mushrooms and now she is so high,
So high that this ***** will die,

Chorus (x2)
I never meant to kill Taylor Swift,
But every time she sings I get ****ing pissed
All I wanted to do was shut that ***** up,
But I ended up killing that ****.
This ***** is so ****ing hot,
But once she talks she’s not,
When I stuck my **** in her *****,
Quarters started falling out her *** like I hit the jackpot
It’s not a shame this ***** is lame
And there is no one to blame,
But when I stuck it in her ***** I came.
And I swore I got her knocked up,
But this ***** wouldn’t shut up,
So I killed that ****ing ****!


Chorus (x2)
I never meant to kill Taylor Swift,
But every time she sings I get ****ing pissed
All I wanted to do was shut that ***** up,
But I ended up killing that ****.

Chorus (x2)
I never meant to kill Taylor Swift,
But every time she sings I get ****ing pissed
All I wanted to do was shut that ***** up,
But I ended up killing that ****.

Chorus: repeat 2X {Eminem singing}

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it's my fault my fault

[Eminem]
I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave
And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved
A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up
with first aid tape and raped on the first date
Susan -- an ex-heroin addict who just stopped usin
who love booze and alternative music (Whattup?)
Told me she was goin back into usin again (Nah!)
I said, 'Wait, first try this hallucinogen
It's better than heroin, Henn, the booze or the gin


'Yo Sue!'
[G] Get away from me, I don't know you
Oh shoot, she's tripping..
[G] I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!)
I wasn't tryin to turn this into somethin major
I just wanted to make you appreciate nature
Susan, stop cryin, I don't hate ya
The world's not against you, I'm sorry your father raped you
So what you had your little coochie in your dad's mouth?
That ain't no reason to start wiggin and spaz out
She said,
[G] Help me I think I'm havin a seisure!
I said, 'I'm high too *****, quit grabbin my t-shirt' (Let go!)
'Would you calm down you're startin to scare me'
She said,
[G] I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married
I don't even have any kids and I can't cook
(Hello!) I'm over here Sue, (hi) you're talkin to the plant, look!
We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too late
Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate



[You]
I got her high one time on this hallucinogen,
I told her it was better then the booze, the meth and the jinn,
She was so high she started yelling random things like,
I’m 19 and I’m not married and I can’t cook.
I stopped her and said she was talking to a plant look.

I was not trying to start something major,
I was just trying to get you to appreciate nature,
This ***** did so many mushrooms and now she is so high,
So high that this ***** will die,





nice, but we all have pictures some where hidden on our computers.

what do you mean?

I will admit. ive wrote songs for famous people, But the songs i put on here are straight out of my head. i don't try and organize any of my lyrics into an actual song, my work lyrics are more important. I just come to this site to see how people actually like my lyrics.

Wow Steve0,what famous person have you written songs for,i would really love to know.

Im not aloud to say. sorry

not aloud, or just can't?


SteveO: I wrote songs for britney spears, tupac, and eminem
MW: really?
SteveO: no
MW: LOL!!!1

just cant

Originally Posted by Steve0

Im not aloud to say. sorry

so you can't.

lies upon lies don't make it true

i can't which means im not aloud to say. dummy. haha

or you can't because you really can't. it's ok... atleast you believe yourself

its in my contract, i cannot say who i write for, i can only get paid for how my song does for the future. thats it.