Lets do a rap battle. Mods too!

@ Inskeepruler


Oh, j'ai oublié que même en Français je sais te tué
Je pète les plombs mec, J'arrête tes mots a affluer
Tu peux m'appelé une Française, moi je suis a l'aise
Je baise ta diapédèse, même ton sang est obèse

En ook in het Nederlands is m'n plan je te nakken
In de ban van m'n taktiek, man, ik heb je te pakken
Ik sta echt effe perplex van je 'complexe' teksten
Ik ben de beste dus relax, want je kan me niet testen


I fxcked ur fat xss in 3 languages, beat that kiddo !

Originally Posted by Molotova

@ Inskeepruler


Oh, j'ai oublié que même en Français je sais te tué
Je pète les plombs mec, J'arrête tes mots a affluer
Tu peux m'appelé une Française, moi je suis a l'aise
Je baise ta diapédèse, même ton sang est obèse

En ook in het Nederlands is m'n plan je te nakken
In de ban van m'n taktiek, man, ik heb je te pakken
Ik sta echt effe perplex van je 'complexe' teksten
Ik ben de beste dus relax, want je kan me niet testen


I fxcked ur fat xss in 3 languages, beat that kiddo !

That was impressive

Behold I have entered to acquire....show you some desire and catch some of you

M*therf*ckers on fire.

Cause I'm so tired of half a** attempts and wannabe pimps writing sh*t down like

half a** limp d*cks, for the Hoes and tricks...it contradicts the essence of flow- an average

Joe think'in this is the big show.

So......get ready-set -go......Lets take a step into a concept so haunting...daunting, your

mama even wept and like the tales from the crypt I am straight evil...feel the uphevel...

boarderline illegal...I actually go on blind dates with actual blind people.

Then I take your souland hold it for ransom cause my lyrics are hotter than the national

anthem.

I'm like that big dog up on that front porch...blue flame...hot torch ready to scorch any

enemy...are you kidding meee...coming at me with that weak a** Sh*t... your like

a little kid that got caught in a mosh pit.

AHHH...excuse me were you expecting a call...something about a missing d*ck

and two b*lls.

I was just wondering if these were yours...

I found them back there just wanted to make sure...

Cause I checked mine and mine are intact, matter of fact they are better than that.

My N*ts are chill...they got mad skill...your murdering yourselves---I don't have to kill

for real, so heres the deal....You know I'm shaper than razor wire and when I spit...

I spit dragons fire. Should I aim higher...or...return to earth cause at birth I was dubbed

a lyrical genius, Like a straight miracle proformed by Jesus...lines so tight mortals can't

see us.

AHHH MAN!!! Lookie- Lookie...at all these rookies wanting the crumbs from my

M*therf*ck'in cookie...cause their flows are more desperate than a Jersey Shore

Snookie, And like the prophecies of Nostradamus...you owe my homage, cause I am...

the Lyrical psalmist.

Alright, I had no time to read the full page and sh*t
But its this motherf*ckin' game that's got me goin' ballistic
This sh*t'll be finished when I drop my lyrics
Like bombs on yo' country or like a d*ck in the rear end
Get sick when I spit because you can't compare
To my flow, my phrases, or my flare
You can't speak, all you do is stare
You can't stand up to me, I know, life ain't fair
So let's share the moment, but let ME own it
Because the only explosive rapper is me, I've blown it
I'm showin' y'all the flow of my expertise
You're trapped, you're a dumba** if you think I'll release
So listen to my piece, and bow down before me
Or you'll be shot down like an ugly dude horny
But mornings are when this all gets crazy
Call me back, I'm the sickest noob in this game, baby

Ok, maybe I went a little extreme... I'm only 13, so I'm a little naive or however you spell it. Whatever.

Ooo, other users are on this thread. Cool!

You didn't read the whole page Cause your too young to read
Just stop trying, let the big kids take the lead
I'm runnin circles around you so fast its like super sonic
The bombs Im droppin are deadly and atomic

You talk about d*ck because your an obvious *****
The vagina is terrible and one of your biggest fears
I'm shootin you down with my 50 cal on rapid fire
Now sit back and listen so you can learn real satire

Little man this right here is like sixteen bars of gold
This game is like poker, give up bro you need to fold
We know you watch porn all day because your a little loner
But thats given that your even old enough to pop a boner

I'm done eating you up little boy your like the rest
You sit there and cry while my bombs smash into your chest
Here you go you can try and win, balls in your court
But you don't stand a chance, so you should run and abort.

Definitely not my best, but I haven't done this in like two weeks now, and I feel like doing it again lol.

Originally Posted by Tyler6270

You didn't read the whole page Cause your too young to read
Just stop trying, let the big kids take the lead
I'm runnin circles around you so fast its like super sonic
The bombs Im droppin are deadly and atomic

You talk about d*ck because your an obvious *****
The vagina is terrible and one of your biggest fears
I'm shootin you down with my 50 cal on rapid fire
Now sit back and listen so you can learn real satire

Little man this right here is like sixteen bars of gold
This game is like poker, give up bro you need to fold
We know you watch porn all day because your a little loner
But thats given that your even old enough to pop a boner

I'm done eating you up little boy your like the rest
You sit there and cry while my bombs smash into your chest
Here you go you can try and win, balls in your court
But you don't stand a chance, so you should run and abort.

Definitely not my best, but I haven't done this in like two weeks now, and I feel like doing it again lol.

Haha, dude, that was good. Like, seriously. That runnin' in circles part reminded me of Drop The World.

Also, can you check out the verse I posted recently? It should be on the first page. It would really mean some to me.

Haha I didn't even think of drop the world when I wrote that, it reminds me of it now though. Thanks man, I'll check it out. But if you want a lot of help Wait till Jeffs comes here and does his 16 bars of perfection, and ask him to check it out haha.

Haha okay, I will. And thanks for checking out my verse.

Also, can I add you?

No problem man, anytime. yeah bro you can add me, I'll try and be on this site more now. When I joined it was just Me, Jeffs, and Molotova. Now I have someone that I can actually stand a chance against haha. I <3 new members =]

Haha, okay.
Wait, so, you and your friends created this website? Or you guys are just in, like, a little group or something?

Nah, I don't know who made it. It's just not a very active site haha.

Oh, okay, haha.

Sorry for the short answers, trying to help my brother with his math.

No prob. What kind of math is he workin' on?

Uh precalc for his college course. I'm a Sophomore in Highschool, so I'm trying to teach myself Precalc. Not easy lol..

Oh, yeah, seems pretty hard haha. I'm only in geometry.

Originally Posted by Newbie01

Oh, yeah, seems pretty hard haha. I'm only in geometry.

I'mma check your rap out. Don't need to wait for Jeffs, Molotova is here !

Originally Posted by gunsofarsenal

Behold I have entered to acquire....show you some desire and catch some of you

M*therf*ckers on fire.

Cause I'm so tired of half a** attempts and wannabe pimps writing sh*t down like

half a** limp d*cks, for the Hoes and tricks...it contradicts the essence of flow- an average

Joe think'in this is the big show.

So......get ready-set -go......Lets take a step into a concept so haunting...daunting, your

mama even wept and like the tales from the crypt I am straight evil...feel the uphevel...

boarderline illegal...I actually go on blind dates with actual blind people.

Then I take your souland hold it for ransom cause my lyrics are hotter than the national

anthem.

I'm like that big dog up on that front porch...blue flame...hot torch ready to scorch any

enemy...are you kidding meee...coming at me with that weak a** Sh*t... your like

a little kid that got caught in a mosh pit.

AHHH...excuse me were you expecting a call...something about a missing d*ck

and two b*lls.

I was just wondering if these were yours...

I found them back there just wanted to make sure...

Cause I checked mine and mine are intact, matter of fact they are better than that.

My N*ts are chill...they got mad skill...your murdering yourselves---I don't have to kill

for real, so heres the deal....You know I'm shaper than razor wire and when I spit...

I spit dragons fire. Should I aim higher...or...return to earth cause at birth I was dubbed

a lyrical genius, Like a straight miracle proformed by Jesus...lines so tight mortals can't

see us.

AHHH MAN!!! Lookie- Lookie...at all these rookies wanting the crumbs from my

M*therf*ck'in cookie...cause their flows are more desperate than a Jersey Shore

Snookie, And like the prophecies of Nostradamus...you owe my homage, cause I am...

the Lyrical psalmist.

Ever heard of a bar ? I don't even read your rhymes, it looks like you wrote a whole freakin' page dude !