I get paid for a weekend what you get paid in a week,
Try be brave at da door i work an get laid in da street,
I don't take no bullsh*t in any f*cking shape or form,
If needs must then into my own hands il take the law,
I will drag you out the back door then break ya jaw...
You'll awaken sore, What da f*ck do ya take me for?
Some push over doorman your girl can sweet talk?
You best jog-on lad while you have ya feet to walk!
Believe ya size doesn't matter if i hit da sweet spot...
I don't mean da crotch! i wont commit a cheap shot,
They notice quickly if i don't keep my eye on the ball,
Stay focused, it only takes one guy to start a brawl,
Either pi**ed, coked up or both? its so hard to call,
Tarts an all there probably more worse then males,
Cursed nails, high heel attacks if the disperse fails!
Lets just hope ya have money in that purse for bail.
To be continued...
JD