This song is written in the dialect of Milan:first I post the translation into Italian
Cosa devono dire i violinisti che suonano sempre in fondo all'orchestra.
La mattina, quando si alzano, prendono l'archetto e se lo ficcano nel...
Cosa devono dire i parrucchieri, che far la barba é il loro mestiere.
La mattina quando si alzano prendono il pennello e se lo ficcano nel...
Cosa devono dire allora i dentisti, che ti riempiono la bocca di pasta.
La mattina quando si alzano prendono la protesi e se la ficcano nel...
Cosa devono dire i giornalisti, che il loro mestiere é quello di raccontare balle (frottole).
La mattina quando si alzano prendono lo scoop e se lo ficcano nel....
E quelli che fanno i vegetariani, solo lenticchie piselli e banani.
La mattina quando si alzano prendono un carciofo e se lo ficcano nel...
E quelli che navigano su Internet passano la vita a cercare le tette.
La mattina quando si alzano cercano il mouse e se lo trovano nel...
E quelli che hanno il cellulare e parlano sempre con l'auricolare.
La mattina quando si alzano il GSM se lo ficcano nel...
E quelli che fanno la televisione, che rincoglioniscono la popolazione.
La mattina quando si alzano prendono la moviola e se la ficcano nel ...
vada a fanc... l'inquilino!
The turkey gobbles (the cry of the animal)
the little duck quacks
the chick cheeps
and where are we going to end up?
What are the fiddlers supposed to say,they always play at the back of the orchestra
In the morning, when they get up, they take a bow and stick it in their bottom
The turkey gobbles (the cry of the animal)
the little duck quacks
take the lodger here
and where are we going to end up?
What are the hairdressers supposed to say, shaving is their job
In the morning they get up and take the brush, and they stick it in their bottom
the turkey gobbles
the brush goes scif sciaf scif sciaf (the sound of the brush)
put the lodger out
and where are we going to end up?
What are the dentists supposed to say then, they fill your mouth with toothpaste
In the morning they get up and take the prosthesis, and stick it in their bottom
the turkey gobbles
the crocodile goes co co co
leave the lodger there
and where are we going to end up?
What are the journalists supposed to say, their job is to talk bullshit
In the morning they get up and get a scoop, then they stick it in their bottom
the turkey gobbles
the teleprinter goes fax
you do speak to the lodger
and where are we going to end up?
And those who are vegetarians, lentils, peas and bananas only.
In the morning they get up and take an artichoke, then they stick it in their bottom
the turkey gobbles
the mandril goes ma ma mammia
I can't find the lodger
and where are we going to end up?
And those who spend their lives surfing on the Internet looking for boobs
In the morning they get up and look for the mouse, but they find it up their bottom
the turkey gobbles
the laxative goes pric prac pric prac
cast the lodger down
and where are we going to end up?
And those who always speak on the cellphone and wear the headset
In the morning they get up and stick the GSM network in their bottom
The turkey gobbles
the little duck quacks
I want to rent the lodger
and where are we going to end up?
And those who appear on TV, and try to have people go nuts
In the morning they get up and take the slow motion, then they stick it in their bottom
the turkey gobbles
give me the botton back
send the lodger to hell
and where are we going to end up?
and where are we going to end up?