Stonewall Jackson, Herman Schwartz

I've been looking all OVER the 'net for the rest of the lyrics on this song, my mom who was a jazz and classical music lover fell in love with this song and realized country music really WAS fun listening to, when she came to visit me in 1973, at a little university in west Texas. My family members asked me about it recently while getting together to remember her. All I can remember is, "May the bedbugs eat your shorts, Herman Schwartz..."

Help??

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HERMAN SCHWARTZ

Chorus

I don’t believe you Herman Schwartz

You say my baby’s steppin’ high

The truth ain’t in you Herman Schwartz

Everybody knows you lie

Verse 1

Herman Schwartz I know you well

You’re the liar of this town

And you’re gonna’ go to hell

For all that trash you’re puttin’ down

I despise you Herman Schwartz

I ain’t never liked your name

I hope your face gets full of warts

And you’re run over by a train

Chorus

Verse 2

I just can’t stand you Herman Schwartz

I think you’re a rotten louse

I hope the bedbugs eat your shorts

And you’re hair and teeth fall out

Chorus X 2

The truth ain’t in you Herman Schwartz

Everybody knows you lie