New Years cartoon translation

Could anyone translate the Medvedev,Putin 2011 Cartoon plz
Spasibo !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOeoy...EA15D&index=38

so, let's go

i and my colleague r singing couplets to u again
i must agree, this tradition is good

it's hard for me too see Europe from Kremlin
it's because of eruption of Eyjafjallajökull
bravo, Vladimir Vladimirovich
i was practicing

mayor Luzhkov was very shy, he couldn't resolve problem of traffic jams
and he flew away like cork from his office
(play on words, пробка means both traffic jam and cork)

i listened to Elton John, i met with Bono
it's not the limit, i myself played and sang

life in Russia became better, wherever we suddenly go - bread costs 7 kopeyka
and roads are good

car was going in dark forest for some reason (it's line from one funny children poem)
if u r talking about Lada, I beg u, don't continue
sorry
it's ok

it was hard to listen Mutko's speach
world cup is ours, in spite of "from my heart" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx5k7jKGQyU)

we'll host world cup in 8 years
all Saransk is happy now, while London is in big
depression
i think we rock
i agree

CIA found our agents in Massachusetts
i dont know, but i'd reconnoitre with Anna Chapman

all militia ofiicers will become policemen
yes, we should clean inner organs (inner organs mean also police)

eye is flying in the sky, it's called GLONASS
it'd be good to make it watch over Europe (actually here they refer to a rude saying глаз на **** натянуть, which means to stretch eye on the a**)

we'd sing more couplets
but we can't forget about work
happy new year, friends

Spasibo for the translation x
I love Мульт Личности - So so funny