A danish to English

Anyone could help me out? Thanx

Vi sku' en tur i Ikea
En fredag eftermiddag
I din fætters Toyota
For der var et par småting vi sku' ha'

Men allerede på vej derud
Begyndte det at gå galt
Og du blev lynhurtigt skidesur
Bare fordi jeg bad dig om at slappe lidt af

Vi sku' bare ha' en klapstol
Et par skabe og en Billy reol
Og alting var fryd og gammen
Og vi var næsten lige flyttet sammen
Men der var ikke nogen parkeringsplads
Og der var udsolgt af de hvidvinsglas
Vi havde krydset af i kataloget
Og vi kommer aldrig i Ikea igen

Vi blev væk fra hinanden
For du sku' se dig lidt omkring
Efter duftlys, kopper og kander
Og alle mulige andre ligegyldige ting

Men du kom hurtigt tilbage
Med en pude der var helt ubeskrivelig grim
Og du så knap så fornøjet ud
Da jeg sagde: "Den kan du godt glemme alt om at få med hjem"

Vi sku' bare ha' en klapstol
Et par skabe og en Billy reol
Og alting var fryd og gammen
Og vi var næsten lige flyttet sammen
Men der var udsolgt af de hvidvinsglas
Som vi sku' bruge til vores indflytterfest
Og der var ombygning i kantinen
Og vi kommer aldrig i Ikea igen

Men kæden den sprang først for alvor af
Da du ville op og se
På legetøj og børnemøbler
Et sted på første sal

Der var stille i bilen
På hele køreturen hjem
Og jeg tog mig en nat inde i stuen
På vores nyindkøbte gæsteseng

Vi sku' bare ha' en klapstol
Et par skabe og en Billy reol
Og alting var fryd og gammen
Men i Ikea ramlede alting sammen
For der var ikke nogen parkeringsplads
Og der var udsolgt af de hvidvinsglas
Du havde krydset af i kataloget
Og vi kommer aldrig i Ikea igen

We went for a trip to Ikea
One Friday afternoon
In your cousin's Toyota
Because there were some small things we wanted

But already on the way out there
Everything started to go wrong
And you got mad quickly
Only because I asked you to relax a little

We just wanted a folding chair
A couple of cabinets and a Billy bookshelf
And everything was fine
And we had almost moved in together
But there weren't any parking space
And the white wine glass was sold out
We had checked in the catalogue
And we will never return to Ikea again

We were separated from each other
Because you wanted to look around
For scented candles, cups and pots
And all kinds of unnecessary things

But you quickly came back
With a pillow that was indescribably ugly
And you seemed so satisfied
When I said: "You can forget to bring that home"

We just wanted a folding chair
A couple of cabinets and a Billy bookshelf
And everything was fine
And we had almost moved in together
But the white wine glass was sold out
Which we intended to use at our move-in party
And the dining room was reconstructed
And we will never return to Ikea again

But the chain was broken for real
When you wanted to get upstairs to check in
On toys and children's furnitures
Somewhere on the first floor

It was silent in the car
During the whole trip back
And I spend a night in the living room
On our newly purchased guest bed

We just wanted a folding chair
A couple of cabinets and a Billy bookshelf
And everything was fine
But at Ikea everything fell apart
Because there weren't any parking space
And the white wine glass was sold out
We had checked in the catalogue
And we will never return to Ikea again