É dos carecas que elas gostam mais, from "Paródia Nacional" (SIC 1997)

Usavam saias de roda
E era moda tudo postiço
Das anquinhas ao cabelo
Aí há pêlo? Que tens com isso?

Cabeleiras empoadas
Eram levadas mesmo da breca
Já no tempo das perucas
Eram malucas por um careca

Hoje as coisas são diferentes
É tudo mais assumido
E já anda muita gente
Com o melão bem polido

Desde o Rui Zink ao Ronaldo
Jorge Costa ao Calvito
Já ninguém quer ter cabelo
Já ninguém quer ter cabelo
Ser careca é que é bonito

Mas que gosto transviado
Venha o diabo para entendê-lo
A mulher perde a cabeça
Pela cabeça que não tem pêlo

Até o Carlos do Carmo
Podias dar-mo como era dantes
Esta moda anti-pilosa
É desastrosa para os implantes

Olhó careca!

Girls like bald guys better

Girls wore long puffed skirts
The fashion was false adornments all over the body
From panniers to periwigs
Any chance of hair over there? What is it of your business?

Bunches of long powdered hairs
Really made a big mess at that time
And long from that "era of wigs",
They were already crazy about bald guys

Today things are way different
People are more open to be what they feel like
And now you can see anywhere many
Showing off their pretty-well-polished shiny dome

From Rui Zink to Ronaldo
From Jorge Costa to Calvito
No one wants a single hair on their head these days
No one wants a single hair on their head these days
Being a bald is the thing

But that's such an immoral predilection!
Leave it to the devil to comprehend it, then
Women are losing their mind
Over heads with no single hair on it (head = man)

Who knows, even Carlos do Carmo
Should take back his looks from former times
This "Anti-hair" rules
Have devasting effects on implant industry

Look a bald over there!

Read this article, more precisely the "18th century" section to sort out what this powdered hair thing is about
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wig

Rui Zink, portuguese writer:
http://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rui_Zink

Ronaldo, who doesn't know, no longer on the bald team:
http://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronaldo...%A1rio_de_Lima

Jorge Costa, portuguese former footballer:
http://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jorge_Costa

Calvito ???

Carlos do Carmo: legend Fado singer
http://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_do_Carmo



He's bald now, too

Calvito = Iván de la Peña, former Spanish football player.