Stupid Guys

I loved Pink's song "Stupid Girls", particularly because she wrote it about real life and there's a great message in there. This morning I wrote a parody sort of thing called "Stupid Guys". In some places it's very similar to the original, and also this may look like a rap but it isn't. Also bear in mind this is very different to my normal style of work:

[Hook]

Stupid guys, stupid guys, stupid guys

[Intro]

Maybe if I smoke like that,
That girl will put out,
Take off my shirt like that,
I don't wanna be a stupid guy

[Verse]

Shopping mall car park, you'll find 'em there,
Laughing and fighting and teaching your kids swears,
Looking for a wall to spray with paint,
Drop a name

None of them care who's the president,
Don't care for no Obama, they'd rather meet 50 Cent,
They travel in packs of fix or six,
Make fun of you for trying and think with their d**ks

[Pre-Chorus]

Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?

[Chorus]

Maybe if I smoke like that,
That girl will put out,
Take off my shirt like that,
I don't wanna be a stupid guy

Baby if I act like that, take off my shirt like that,
Stuff a sock down there, I don't wanna be a stupid guy

[Verse]

Break it down now

Disease's growing, it's epidemic,
I'm scared that there ain't a cure,
The world believes it and I'm going crazy,
I cannot take any more

I'm so glad that I'll never fit in,
That will never be me,
Outcasts and guys with ambition,
That's what I wanna see

[Pre-Chorus]

Disasters all around,
World despaired,
Their only concern,
"Will she bl*w me down there?"

[Chorus]

Maybe if I smoke like that,
That girl will put out,
Take off my shirt like that,
I don't wanna be a stupid guy

Baby if I act like that, take off my shirt like that,
Stuff a sock down there, I don't wanna be a stupid guy

[Interlude - Spoken]
At a bar, two servers are on break. One is smoking, and asks if the other wants one. He says "I don't smoke". Then a waitress walks in and they both stare at her, but she is looking away. The non smoker grabs a cigarette and puffs it in her face as she turns round. She makes a disgusted face then leaves. She goes to serve two guys at the bar, they are harassing her and eventually try to touch her chest. Another neater looking guy walks over and takes her away from them, her hero.

[Bridge]

Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing,
I like this, like this, like this

Pushing all the "ugly" guys,
Punching all the nerdy guys,
Hanging with the hard nut guys,
Stupid guy

Pushing all the "ugly" guys,
Punching all the nerdy guys,
Make fun of the gays and bis,
Stupid guy

Baby if I act like that,
Take off my shirt like that,
Stuff a sock down there,
Stupid guy

[Chorus]

Maybe if I smoke like that,
That girl will put out,
Take off my shirt like that,
I don't wanna be a stupid guy

Baby if I act like that, take off my shirt like that,
Stuff a sock down there, I don't wanna be a stupid guy

Baby if I act like that, take off my shirt like that,
Stuff a sock down there, stupid guy
Stupid guys, stupid guys, stupid guys

Oh yeah, this is the link to the tune and original song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCgHEQuVtmw

RB why do I get the feeling right now that you're 44, not 14? lol .. I mean that as a high compliment for this "different" thing you wrote. It's just awesome

I only have a minute, I just dropped in to make this one comment, but now I have to do some yard work ... ooooooh my oh my I don't want to I don't want to I don't want tooooooo!!! .... but I gotta. Stay with these thoughts man. Don't ever forget you wrote this

I've been going through a lot lately and I've been looking at artists with a real message, so now I really want to write sort of protest songs. Thanks for your comment, I thought this was a bit too weird

So are you saying this is quite a grown up topic, or the views expressed are ones you'd think an adult might believe?

I don't really like the original song, but for a parody this is pretty cool, nice one.

Thanks very much

It's alright. Take a look at the lyrics i just posted under "I'm Pathetic" if you want, could do with a little feedback, it's for a little acoustic project i'm wanting to do soon and i need some songs to record and upload.