All right guys, there were two songs that my band wrote as a joke, so here's one of 'em.
Driving past the legal limit
On this darkened road
Moving faster than a bullet
Ready to explode
Run away from what's behind me
Swim in flavored bliss
I'm thanking God for these small favors
Thanking God for this
Chorus:
I'm moving on
I got a D.U.I again
This time tomorrow
I'll be gone
I spent the night in jail again
For my D.U.I.
Driving harder, moving faster
Jack and Jose smile
I'm hearing lights and seeing sirens
Speeding in denial
I'm hypnotized from my Hypnotiq
As I try to stop
I feel him walk up to the window
It's my friend the cop
He cuffs me up and sits me down
And tells me I'm no good
Couldn't hear a thing he said
So I asked him for food
Chorus
I'm heading for the end
Wait for me
I'm too drunk to see
Chorus X2