Romanian - Greek song translation collaboration - Ce Cacat / Gamoti

Hello

asking for a collaboration translation of these 2 funny songs

(i'll do the Greek one...)

so here they go:

Romanian version:

Ce cacat



Greek version:

Gamoti

Toată ziua
Toată noaptea
x8

all day
all night

Ce căcat?!
Ce căcat?!

w.t.f?!

Când m-am întors în România
Și am văzut oamenii petrecând
M-am gândit...
Ce căcat?!

When I came back to Romania
and I saw people partying
I was thinking..
W.t.f?!

Toată ziua
Toată noaptea
x2

all day
all night

Trăiască cheful!
Trăiască noaptea!
Trăiască DJ!
Nu pot să cred ce văd,
Așa că-l sun pe prietenul meu Ion,
Și-i zic:
Ioane, a-nebunit lumea!
Ce căcat?!

Viva the party
Viva the night
Viva the Dj
I can't believe what I am seeing
So I call my friend Johny
And I tell him:
Johny, the people went crazy!
W.t.f?!

Toată ziua
Toată noaptea
x3

all day
all night

Ioane, a-nebunit lumea!
Ce căcat? !

Johny, the people went crazy!
W.t.f?!

Sunt pe autostradă
Cazare, radare, cocalari
Ce căcat?!

I'm on the freeway
accomodation, radars, ghetto people
w.t.f?!

Ioane, m-a oprit poliția!
Ce căcat? !

Johny, the police stopped me
w.t.f?!

Toată ziua
Toată noaptea

all day
all night

Am ajuns la mare și...
Numai țărani, cocalari, shaorma
Ce căcat?!

I arrived at the sea and...
Only hillbillies, ghetto people, shaorma
w.t.f.?!

Toată ziua
Toată noaptea

all day
all night

Am ajuns pe plajă...
Țărani, cocalari, porumb
Ce căcat? !

I arrived at the beach
hillbillies, ghetto people, corn
w.t.f?!

Toată ziua
Toată noaptea

all day
all night

Am ajuns în club...
Țărani, cocalari, legale
Ce căcat? !

I arrived at the club
hillbillies, ghetto people, legal drogs
w.t.f?

Toată ziua
Toată noaptea

all day
all night

Nu pot să cred ce mi se întâmplă
Așa că-l sun pe prietenul meu Ion
Și-i zic:
Ioane, adu-mi un Furazolidon!
Ce căcat? !

I can't believe what is happening to me
So I call my friend Johny
And I tell him:
Johny, bring me a Furazolidon
w.t.f?!

Toată ziua
Toată noaptea
x4

all day
all night

Am fost la piscină...
Ce căcat? !

I went to the swimming pool...
w.t.f

Gamoti / w.t.f.

Όλη μέρα, όλη νύχτα, / all day, all night
όλη μέρα, όλη νύχτα, / all day, all night
όλη μέρα, όλη νύχτα, / all day, all night
όλη μέρα, όλη νύχτα, / all day, all night
γαμώτη / w.t.f.
γαμώτη / w.t.f.
γαμώτη / w.t.f.

Όταν ήρθα στην Ελλάδα / When i came to Greece
κι είδα ανθρώπους να γλεντάνε / and saw people having a jag
είπα στον εαυτό μου / i told to myself
γαμώτη / w.t.f.
όλη μέρα, όλη νύχτα, / all day, all night
όλη μέρα, όλη νύχτα, / all day, all night

Και δώστου τα πάρτυ / and there go the parties
και δώστου το πιώμα / and there goes the drinking
και δώστου οι DJs / and there go the DJs
i couldn't believe what i was living

πήρα το φίλο μου το Γιάννη και του είπα / I called my friend John and i told him:
Γιάννη, Αυτός ο κόσμος θα με τρελάνει / John, those people will drive me crazy
γαμώτη / w.t.f.
γαμώτη / w.t.f.
γαμώτη / w.t.f.
Γιάννη; Αυτός ο κόσμος θα με τρελάνει / / John, those people will drive me crazy
γαμώτη / w.t.f.

Όταν ήρθα στην Ελλάδα / When i came to Greece
κι είδα ανθρώπους να γλεντάνε / and saw people having a jag
είπα στον εαυτό μου / i told to myself
γαμώτη / w.t.f.
όλη μέρα, όλη νύχτα, / all day, all night
όλη μέρα, όλη νύχτα, / all day, all night

Και δώστου τα πάρτυ / and there go the parties
και δώστου το πιώμα / and there goes the drinking
και δώστου οι DJs / and there go the DJs
γαμώτη / w.t.f. (x2)

και δώστου το πιώμα / and there goes the drinking ......................

i couldn't believe what i was living
πήρα το φίλο μου το Γιάννη και του είπα / I called my friend John and i told him:
Γιάννη, Αυτός ο κόσμος θα με τρελάνει / John, those people will drive me crazy
γαμώτη / w.t.f.
γαμώτη / w.t.f.

όλη μέρα, όλη νύχτα, / all day, all night
γαμώτη / w.t.f.


ROFL LMAO


Thanks Camelia This deserves a place in the hall of fame


And here's the original thanks to Kmmy: