We were fifteen, she had goldilocks curls.
This was definitely a step up from the other girls.
Tall, long brown hair, she could always talk for a while,
But that doesn’t matter when I’m watching you smile.

I was only young, but I’d never felt this way before,
My chest felt like bursting whenever you came through my door.
When I was next to you I felt unreal, like a boss,
You were never meant to be my greatest loss.

But something went wrong, don’t ask me why,
There wasn’t a fight, not even a goodbye.
I never gave you up though, you were always on my mind.
I’d find you again one day, even if I was deaf and blind.

And there he was, sweeping you up off your feet,
You were meant to be mine, he is such a cheat.
I’ve never met the bloke, so I don’t mean this to be foul play,
But there’s something on my chest, something I need to say.

I ****ing hate you Kevin, you must be the worst guy,
How much I’d love to give you a black eye.
You have no idea how much I loathe you Kevin,
I’ve been in love with this girl since I was like seven.
But Kevin, there’s a way you can avoid all this flack,
Don’t be a knob, and give me my girl back.

Sure enough, I’ve found another girl since then,
But you’re still on my mind, over and over again.
People say I should be over you by now, but I disagree,
For there’s no girl in the world quite like Courtney.

Every night I go to sleep dreaming of your smile,
You the only thing that makes my life worthwhile.
I’m still absolutely crazy for you, I must acknowledge,
And you’re the only reason I went to your crappy college.

But there he was, sweeping you up off your feet,
You were meant to be mine, he is such a cheat.
I’ve never met the bloke, so I don’t mean this to be foul play,
But there’s something on my chest, something I need to say.

I ****ing hate you Kevin, you must be the worst guy,
How much I’d love to watch you cry,
You have no idea how much I loathe you Kevin,
Out of ten, this girl is definitely an eleven.
But Kevin, there’s a way you can avoid an attack.
Don’t be a ****, and give me my girl back.

Should I let her go, should I just resign?
Should I get over her, and just cut the line?
I look back, remember I smile, and then I can tell,
I’m never letting you go, not a chance in hell.

I still hate you Kevin, you must be the worst guy,
But it doesn’t matter because odds are only made to defy.
You have no idea how much I loathe you Kevin,
Because this girl that you’re with is my heaven.
And Kevin, I don’t care what you have or lack,
Because no matter what, I will win my girl back.