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    Default Creme 21 - Ich mag Tiere

    "Ich mag Tiere" is far from vegetarian-friendly. Despite its dark humor, this carnivorous ditty is catchy.

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    Ach wie goldig das Kätzchen im Garten,
    Oh, how cute, the kitten in the garden.
    schön wenn Hündchen auf dich warten
    Lovely when puppies wait for you.
    dein süßes Meerschwein und den Teddybärn,
    Your sweet little guinea pig and teddy bears,
    die hab ich alle zum Fressen gern
    I would gladly eat them all.

    Ich mag Tiere heiß und fettig,
    I love animals, hot and fatty.
    ich pfeiff auf Blumenkohl und Rettich
    To hell with cauliflower and radishes!
    Sojaburger machen nicht satt,
    Soyburgers don't satisfy me.
    ich ess nur was ein Gesicht hat
    I only eat what has a face.

    Metzgerstöchter küssen besser,
    Butchers' daughters kiss better.
    meine hat die schärfsten Messe
    Mine has the sharpest knife.
    sie kennt bestens mein Verlangen,
    She knows my cravings best:
    schweine lecker abgehangen
    pigs hanging up, delicious.

    Ich mag Tiere nicht nur kleine,
    I love animals, not just the small ones.
    ich fress von Bullen auch die Beine
    I even gobble up legs from bulls,
    Schwanz und Leber Innnereien,
    tail and liver, innards.
    ich mag alle Sauereien
    I love all the filthy bits.

    Ich mag Tiere heiß und fettig,
    I love animals, hot and fatty.
    ich pfeiff auf Blumenkohl und Rettich
    To hell with cauliflower and radishes!
    Sojaburger machen nicht satt,
    Soyburgers don't satisfy me.
    ich ess nur was ein Gesicht hat
    I only eat what has a face.

    Ich mag Tiere nicht nur kleine,
    I love animals, not just the small ones.
    ich fress von Bullen auch die Beine
    I even gobble up legs from bulls,
    Schwanz und Leber Innnereien,
    tail and liver, innards.
    ich mag alle Sauereien
    I love all the filthy bits.

    Ich mag Tiere, ich mag Tiere
    I love animals, I love animals
    Schweine - lecker, Kühe - lecker
    pigs, delicious; cows, delicious;,
    Vögel - lecker, Frösche - lecker,
    birds, delicious; frogs, delicious;
    Schnecken - lecker, Fische - lecker,
    snakes, delicious; fish, delicious;
    Hühner - lecker, Pferde - lecker,
    chicken, delicious; horse, delicious;
    Hasen - lecker, Lämmer - lecker,
    rabbit, delicious; lamb, delicious;
    Rinder - Wahnsinn
    beef: crazy good!

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    Gott zur Ehr, dem nächsten zur Wehr

    What if they gave a fire and nobody came.

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    Little hint from my side:
    I guess the last sentence of the song: RINDER - WAHNSINN is a wordplay.
    Some years ago we had a big problem in Germany with the bovine spongiform encephalopaty (mad cow desease) and it was called (colloquial) Rinderwahnsinn.

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    lustig!
    Gott zur Ehr, dem nächsten zur Wehr

    What if they gave a fire and nobody came.

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