May I have this conversation translated to English please?

this:

moooooeeeeee, ma tetkhayal mbare7 abieh toool el wa2et o ana bel jam3a o ana jay 3ala bali sandwich meen elli bte3melhom .... 3ala ad ma kont jo3aneh 3ala ad ma kan jay 3ala balli ajik 3al 9ein 3ashan te3meli wa7deh :P

and this too:

embare7 kont 3m badros ana w shab hon mashroo3 mat3am zayo b china lol.. bs el ajarat nar mesh mestahle .. eza badek bab3atlek wa7de bl DHL aw ba3teeki ser el mehne w eblashi la7alek lol


mesh heik el sodfeh !
khalas e3mel wa7deh o eb3atli eyaha laenno ma ra7 astana aktar men heik, o inbox me el ser kaman :P :P

Ebsheri lol .. bs ba3teeki el wasfe bedoon el 7ar , enti btakli

hahahahahahahaha, sho a3melak ana kteeeer ba7ebo 3ala heik sandwiches .. :P :P

Thank you!!

Here is general meaning (lets wait for native's speaker ,they should corerct my mistakes

moooooeeeeee, ma tetkhayal mbare7 abieh toool el wa2et o ana bel jam3a o ana jay 3ala bali sandwich meen elli bte3melhom .... 3ala ad ma kont jo3aneh 3ala ad ma kan jay 3ala balli ajik 3al 9ein 3ashan te3meli wa7deh :P

You wont believe ,yesterday ???? all the time .i am in the university and i feel like eating a sandwitch who is going to doi it[prepare it]?I wasn't hungry i didnt feeling like coming to you ......to make it clear

embare7 kont 3m badros ana w shab hon mashroo3 mat3am zayo b china lol.. bs el ajarat nar mesh mestahle .. eza badek bab3atlek wa7de bl DHL aw ba3teeki ser el mehne w eblashi la7alek lol

yesterday i was studing me and guys we have project of restaurant like in China,lol.but the renting is high it is not worth
if u want i can send you one via DHL or i will give a secret of the business and you will start it by yourself

mesh heik el sodfeh !
khalas e3mel wa7deh o eb3atli eyaha laenno ma ra7 astana aktar men heik, o inbox me el ser kaman :P :P

isn't that a coincidence?
Ok ,make it clear and sent it to me cos i will not wait more than this.and inbox me also a secret

Ebsheri lol .. bs ba3teeki el wasfe bedoon el 7ar , enti btakli

Be happy , i will just give you a description without spicy/[hot in taste],you will eat [it]

hahahahahahahaha, sho a3melak ana kteeeer ba7ebo 3ala heik sandwiches .. :P :P

hahahha ,what i will do ,i love him a lot for these sandwitches

I understand, lol....thanks so much