calling out SBU

14 lines/7 bars per post. 4 posts each taking it in turns. edits can be made to your post within 24 hours of droppin it. after all 8 posts are up votes can be cast by other members. here's my first drop. if you accept, drop a verse. if you don't, leave it and I'll close the thread after 1 week.

you gotta cough'fees to stop cees like me from rockin you
sh!t be like a Tassimo the way I'ma make-a mocha U
if 'S'-be-you, then ur bent, whereas 'I' be runnin straight
girls be grillin my 'cheese' while Cheese-B grillin ur face
shut your lights out with'ease'clips like I'm moonin you
no bags needed for tea's'trips cuz S-be 'Spoon'in dudes
ur'ine for no Sir'prizes unless knighted by golden swords
Pee'nile rivers while skinny dip'in some cees abroad
Thaw this raw ham'mer like meetin Gods of thunder
and AIM for S-end like instant mess'age asunder
can't handle the beef cuz Uni-quorn a single vegetarian
shatter his dreams more than parents of a still-born Egalitarian
conquer this b!tch, harder when drop'd, glass full - see Ven'eager...
but not to please, sh!!!t the win to thee? like ur alias - fantasy creature.