Def Poetry Rap Club (~DPRC~)

No battles. Post your poetic, thoughtful and artistic raps here. No criticism. Just heavy or poetic stuff and good vibes. Or something funny. Yaaa diiiiiig.

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"Crazy ishes"

This ish is fact not fiction
When life feels like fiction like the facts are missin'
This ain't a battle thread I ain't even dissin
More of a confession learn from this lesson
A curse lil homie opposite of affection
Cuz sometimes affection can turn to inflection
When you look at reflections like worse than affliction
Just hold up and listen

Look.. lemme tell you a story right quick... you might not, you might not be able to relate but, who knows, maybe you can... This track is titled crazy ishes... ya'll know what ishes stands for know what I mean... this goes out to all of 'em...

Crazy ishes... uh..

You make my life livin' hell
Or maybe adventure, a ship without sail
In the depths where we dwell
You're crazy as hell but I welcome you well
Here's a little story about a girl I'll call M
She was tall but straight crazy, needed medicine man
We rarely fought nor we fussed, used to smoke kush
But when I told her I'm leavin her this ish wouldn't budge
She started goin' crazy, thinkin' she'd play me
Showed me a picture that near drove me crazy
A sonogram of an unborn baby
Said it used to be mine, I said hold up rewind
Lemme see this dang picture, she held it up high
She was tall but I taller, snatched it from the sky
Read this ish and with a big sigh
It was dated two years old, that's when I knew this ish was crazy, so I straight let her go
Haha...

Okay, you can't even leave a girl these days, know what I mean? Hold up, I got one more little story for you right quick...

I dated this girl, she was straight gorgeous
Figure impeccable, face was just flawless
But she used to go crazy, this girl would be lawless
Cuz she couldn't take losses, thought she was boss of all bosses
See I kissed another girl when me 'n' her were datin'
It's a long story, different conversation
So this girl never trusted me because of this fact
Got so mad one day tried to beat my azz
Ripped off my shirt, grabbed a big bag of trash
Swung it at me like she was beatin' me back
Face was all red, I almost just laughed
Til she dug her nails in me, this ish couldn't last, I had to fight back
I shook her like earthquake then I ran for the door
But she came runnin' after like she wanted some more
She wasn't an ish, no she was just crazy
Shakin' her fist said "I'm killin' you baby!"
I hopped in my car, swerved and pulled off
She was right on my tail, had to shake her off
Dodgin wrecks and spects no time introspect she lost my respect
I took a hard right, she wanted to fight, I wanted to run
I heard a loud burst, thought she had a gun
Looked in the rear view, her tires had spun
She caused a three car pile-up, this battle I'd won
Yeah this bish is crazy but man that's just part of the fun..
Ha... just part of the fun..