I've tried figuring these two songs out recently for weeks, about a month. The 1st one I actually saw the artist name but fail to recall her name. The 2nd one I've been curious for several years what the song was called. Here's all I know.
Song #1 - It's a dance song that can be catchy. I'm sure it came out after the mid 90s, and before the start of the new millenium. The song has some funny lyrics, sections with funny lyrics, or makes some words sound funny. It sort of sounds like scatting. It is not Crystal Waters - Gypsy Woman, Eiffel 65 - Blue, or Scatman. The part I remember sounds something like "bee......ba da bow bee....ba da bow...bee........ ba dad bow bee...ba da bow". Something like that. I think she may have been a One Hit Wonder, or possibly she had a hit or known song in the 80s for instance, and then she had this hit. I recall looking at this artist on wikipedia and one single listed was from the 80's and one from the 90s. She may have had a few more, but those two stood out.
Song #2 - This one sounds like reggae dancehall/dancehall. The chorus melody is the same thing as Evita (Don't Cry For Me Argentina http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Spy3Nd2D6w), the Don't Cry For Me Argentina part. In this song though the tempo is faster and has beat, as it is a more upbeat song. I'm sure the words are different, but it's the same melody. This came out during the 00's. My guess is either midway or after. I have a people I'm curious about, but overall not too sure.