There was this song I heard as a kid, (in the early 2000s) I have spend hours trying to search it, but CANNOT find it and it is really bugging me. Either I misheard the lyrics or it does not exist.
Some of the lyrics I remember were "I'm a thief, i'm a robber.. i'm a...." (Not nessecarily in that order, I don't really remember the order.
Also there was something it there about grabbing his beer and smokes and running away.
It was a male singer, sounded like an Aussie accent from what I remember.
I also believe it was from around that same time I listened to it. (somewhere from 1999-2003)
That is all I can really remember at the momment. Any help would be much appreciated.