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    Exactly! Who else gets that chance??

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    @Viva and Orchestra: I roll on the floor laughing You guys have an excellent taste of humour Me oh Mai

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    amaryn: In English, "I roll on the floor laughing" = ROFL!

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    It's rather pointy really, like a wizard's hat
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    2 moons - isnt Ola a doll? Just dont let him know I said so. He wrote me a beautiful eulogy

    1 moon - a wise man once said, a ball is pointless.

    no moons - does it have stars on it?

    For those lost - amaryn translates into two moons

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    Balls are generally pointless, especially in males

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    Not just pointless - I think they're extinct. Especially in males.

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    Not sure about extinct, but they definitely stink.

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    Maybe extinct is too harsh. Certainly endangered.

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    Then there is hope for mankind.

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    Maybe backwards evolution will happen instead.

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    A long time ago, in a land of dust and spilled seed, a group of cavemen dwelt upon the Earth. They spent their days, generally speaking, in pursuit of wild, wabid animals and females of the homo genus. And it came to pass in those days, that there was one, named unknown, who sat upon a stone, beheld the stars and was overcome with wonder and awe: "From whence did we appear in this land of dust and spilled seed? Wherefore spend we our days on these plains in pursuit of wabid animals and wabider yet females? Perchance is there a Grand Purpose to matters being thus?" He gathered his kin and countrymen, and shared his penetrating insights, whereupon the lot laughed madly at him, and greatly ridiculed him, and the females refused to copulate with him; and his genes of deep pondering and great awe tragically perished on the plains of spilled seed, and since those sad days, the race of men spend their days in pursuit of wabid animals and wabider yet females.

    And that, my dearest Noor, is why men (unfortunately) have balls. Entirely pointless.

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    I would think because the lot laughed at him madly, the only one with balls died in great sadness!

    It does make me wonder however why such a weak organ is used when insinuating toughness in males, i.e grow some balls.

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    Probably because whoever copulates the most, wins, and bigger balls (presumably) hold more semen.

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    The English language is strange I must say.

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    Chimp alpha males dominate their groups and have priority right to all females. The next chimp in the pecking order gets to have a go next and so on, all the way down to that wimpy nerd who only gets a quickie every other Sunday if it's raining too much for the others to bother. Any chimp can challenge the alpha male at any time, and whoever wins becomes the next alpha and gets to copulate more than the others.

    Humans aren't that different.
    (And this pertains directly to the topic of this discussion )

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    Too much detail Ola

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    Well, it does explain the society and its governance, very much including domestic & world affairs. I thought it was time to get back on-topic.

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    I thought I was a world affair. Surely everything I say must then be of high importance?

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    I'd say you're rather more domesticated, perhaps feral though

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