every saturday night, i'd always let you watch x-factor
then id turn out the light, cos we'd always have sex after
but then you'd start a fight, n I'd say you look like shrek... disaster
that one never really went down well, oh well, next chapter
after every fight I'd always say 'I love you'
& you'd say it back but I'd know it was untrue
it was all just fun and games that you were up to
mainly games but yeah we did have some fun too
i remember that time u dressed up as robin hood
n we had a play fight n rolled around in the mud
but you took it too far n you hit me with some wood
we had some crazy times, but it was always more bad than good
it was so f*ckin strange
how quick your mood could jus' change
youd start to push me, hit me in the chest n shove me
get all in my face n call me hurtful names like 'ugly'
but when i cried you'd say you lied n that you'll always love me
you could be a real b*tch, but when you were nice you were lovely
i remember that time wen u made me a neckace
n I'd always put it on each day just after breakfast
but i'll never forget the day u broke it, you were reckless
ive never been so scared in my life, i was breathless
i dont know why u had so much anger
was it cos i hit on your sister n banged her?
nor that was just a joke, you know i cant stand her
she looks like a bloke, sorry thats just me being a w*nker
i'll admit it wasnt all bad, we had some good times too
we'd always sit in the garden were the sun shined thru
n youd always complain saying its gun' blind you
spiteful but delightful, thats how i best described you