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Burning like a candle, don't get on my wick
I'm crazy, I'm a scandal, I'm f**king sick
Leave ya girl around me she'll be on my d*ck
That's right, I'm a c*nt, I'm a f**king pr*ck

Some people say I'm weird, some say im crazy
But I never volunteered, it's the way my mum raised me
I scare people with my beard, especially this one lady
So I removed her head with sheers, my mum smiled and praised me

People call me spooky, like Casper the ghost
I turn up to parties and I capture the host
Run over their body in a tractor 'n boast
Just to see what bone I can fracture the most

I'm like a bad smell, I'm your very worst nightmare
If your thinking of hell, then your just not quite there
I'll make you unwell, without even a slight care
You can scream and yell, but nothing will make the fight fair

So dont get scared wen you go in your wardrobe
Cos im probably at the back behined a shirt with the door closed
I'm creepy! ask my ex, I say that cos the wh*re knows
I f**king call her a wh*re cos the sl*t never wore clothes

And f**ked some guy behind my back, but that's how it all goes
I hate the sl*t for that, so I took her head and installed holes
And crushed each and every one of her small bones
Now whenever I need a b*tch, I just pick up the phone 'n call hoes

I never make the same mistake twice, I learn and I grow
Stay in the fast lane out of spite, cos I'll never settle for slow
Dont leave me around your wife, I'll f*ck her 'til my d*ck produce snow
Some of the sh*t I write, where it comes from? man I don't even know

My brains insane, but my mind is clever
I could inflict pain, with a tiny feather
I'm a sh*t stain, I'm not nice whatsoever
In love with the game, but relationship wise we're not together

Some say I'm crazy, some say I'm twisted
Unemployed so I get called lazy, but reality says I'm gifted
Been shy since I was a baby, but recently my confidence has lifted
Thanks to my parents who made me, without them I'd never of existed

So when I rhyme, I focus
Cos otherwise, I'm hopeless
I could say 'I get money' 'n you can see me driving round in my lotus
But none of this sh*ts true, I write this in my bedroom 'n no one will ever notice