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Hate getting old
Here's what I do
Wash my hair
With Super-Glue
You learn so much
Growing old
What it is
I've never been told
Gum my meat
And my women
Put down the Bible
Took up sinning
Should have done this
From the beginning
Growing old gracefully
I'd be lying
To stay younger looking
Anything's worth trying
What's so good about
Getting closer to dying
You learn so much
Growing old
What it is
I've never been told
Gum my meat
And my women
Put down the Bible
Took up sinning
Should have done this
From the beginning
Running towards life's
Finish line
Remembering what
I've left behind
Sex,drugs and
Rock and Roll
The women I loved
Heart and soul
You learn so much
Growing old
Just what it is
I've never been told
02/16/2013