Unusual but genuine request

I know this sounds unusual and please do not think that I am trying to lower the tone of your forum but I was wondering if anybody knew of any funny songs about 'boobs'. A friend of mine has just had implants for her birthday and we are throwing a party for her - we wanted to play some funny songs about 'boobs' and were wondering if anybody knew of any.

Apologies once again - it is difficult to explain this without people thinking bad things of you!

I'd appreciate any help.

Bounce Your Boobies Rusty Warren (Dr Demento)

This one is by NOFX

New Boobs

Something is lacking, I'm not attracting
My boobs are not as big as I want them to be
I want 36D

I'm not receiving enuff affection
Gonna get me a silicon injection
And fulfill my dreams, bust through my seams

My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man
When I need is cosmetic surgery
Be the best I can be

Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption
Who needs to diet when liposuction
is painless and quick, local anesthetic

Now my body is a model, a flawless perfection
I most certainly will cause an erection
wherever I go, but I still don't know

The reason why I can't find a mate
Guys I meet ejaculate
Then leave through the door,
I can't take anymore

Or This One:


Lords Of Acid
I Must Increase My Bust

Do that thing
I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4)
I've got to admit I'm obsessed by tits
I've had this problem since I was a kid
I used to look up to my Auntie Marie
Because she had big tits hanging down to her knees
Her nipples were poking right out of her gown
If boobs could be wings she'd be flying around
As I grew older I made up my mind
I'd get me the biggest ones I could find
I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4)
Do that thing
I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4)
My *** just got big and my boobs stayed the same
I had to do something cause I was ashamed
I filled up my bra with melons and see
I looked like a faggot, a vamp in 3-D
The trick with the melons a shot in the eye
Not long did I wait to catch the first guy
And of course I forgot that melons do rot
I smelled like garbage, **** warmed up
I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4)
I got a new plan, the idea it's real cool
I decided to go to a gymnastics school
There I found out that I'm not alone
Suffering from this flat-chested syndrome
So when I wake up or go back into bed
I remember the wise words that my teacher said,
"If you want your man to drown in your lust,
You must, you must, increase your bust."
I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4)
Do that thing
I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4)

Thank-you so much guys, this selection is fantastic! If anyone can think of anymore, keep them coming!

I'm really grateful!

Thanks again

There is a song by Sparks on their Indiscreet album called 'Tits' Here are the lyrics:


Harry, it's good of you to stay
Hear every word I say
And not just duck away

God, these drinks are something warm and watered down
Barkeep, how 'bout some ice
Hey, Harry sit back down
Say, that little thing there's fine from behind

They all look good after three or four,
So drink Harry, drink Harry,
Drink 'til you can't see no more
of anything, no more of anything
Drink Harry, drink Harry, drink 'til you can't see no more

For months, for years,
Tits were once a source of fun and games at home
And now she says, tits are only there to feed our little Joe
So that he'll grow

Harry, it's really rough at home
I've caught her on the phone
Hey, who's that on the phone?
Oh, that's no one dear,
The standard sort of line
Harry, you know me well,
You know that I'm not blind
Hey, you ain't been drinking
Don't you know I'm buying?

They all taste good after three or four
So drink Harry, drink Harry, drink 'til you can't drink no more
of anything, no more of anything
Drink Harry, drink 'til you can't drink no more

How well I know
Tits were only there for fun and games at home
And now she says, tits are only there to feed our little Joe
So that he'll grow

God, the room is spinning round
Hey, drive me home old pal
God, you sure get around
Harry, I know it's you who's breaking up my home
Harry, don't say a word, just drop me off at home
Harry, forgive me Harry, let's have just one more

It's all so good after three or four
It's all so good after three or four
It's all so good after three or four

So let's drink Harry, drink 'til we can't drink no more
of anything, no more of anything
Drink Harry, drink Harry, drink 'til we can't drink no more

How well I know
Tits were once a source of fun and games at home
And now she says, tits are only there to feed our little Joe
So that he'll grow into a man

So let's drink Harry, drink 'til we can't see no more, etc

Milkshakes


by Kelis

There's a comedy song called "I want a boob job for Christmas"... pretty funny.

I would go with Lionel Richie's "Brick House" and
Bob Segar's "(They Love to Watch) Her Strut" and
Jimi Hendrix's "Foxy Lady"