Battle Rap: Freestyle Only

Everything you write is a crock of sh1t
Everything you've said is just talkin' sh1t
I was once like you but I was not content
And now for you all I've got's contempt
Not to get off topic b1tch but I've been doin' this since I was fifteen
I've been through a lotta sh1t and a lot of it tried to hinder this dream
Still I never thought to quit, I just gotta spit the perfect sixteen
And prove to you illiterates and degenerates what remains to be seen
Coz anybody that claims to see me now doesn't really see me at all
Even in technique you'll get beat so you really shouldn't speak at all
I've come a long way and I'm too on my feet to fall
And you're so weak you crawl, I'm gonna defeat you all
Hannibal Lector, cannibal rapper, I'm a eat you raw and leave nothin' behind
This is more than bustin' a rhyme, it was fukkin' designed
To fuk wit' your mind
I'm dumpin' divine rhymes up in the grind

So fuk you
I'm at a level you and the devil will never be up to
So I'll just leave you with your pain again
You never evolved, you're stuck at orangutan...

You fukkin' low brow knuckle dragger

Man I am done with you, keyboard warrior. 33 years old and all you say is nonsense. Good lyrics are in the eye of the beholder, so let us be the judge.

'I'm the terminator, vermin hater, in this like Schwarzenegger
A force of nature, got all of you crock jocks locked in the torture chamber
I'm doin' the world a favor, like a savior, it's all in the operation
And I don't need cooperation, I'm indeed contemplatin' depopulation'

Hold the fuking on. You doing the world a favor when you are depopulating them?

'You never evolved, you're stuck at orangutan...'

How do you know this? Evolution takes a long time, there is no telling that they wont evolve. There is such a thing as micro-evolution. Plus addressing it to another human just as biologically evolved is just lame.

Ain't going through the wack rest. Punk, rock, lyrics MY FOOT. So back to slit your wrist, fagot. So I read some of your trash like Lone Wolf and Mandatory catharsis. Wow, some sorry excuse for poetry. Put it in a real poetry community, you scared? I am 15 and English ain't even my first language. If my standard is yours when I reach your age I would rather commit suicide.

Tell me where you live, b1tch. I battle you face to face.

Aight ladies I understand you've been through tough **** so have I so shut the **** and get ready to say goodbye I'm about to beat the sit outta you and make your fce colored like tie dye why do all you *****es gotta hate l am the king if this state your such a badass you threw food off your plate. I'm here to rap not listen to crap o snap did I hurt your feelings u ladies so ugly no guy find you appealing. I'm hear just for the fun of it not here to hear you talk **** how your raised in a pit. Bruh not to be a **** but I really don't care now my time to share . Haha jut kiddin cause if issue what I needed I wouldn't be livin. Now this I a bad rap I don't know why I'm doin it I guess it's cause I'm bored as fuk all my rap winnings are outta skill not luck. Now I will write a better one later this is a one I wrote in 5 secs

Originally Posted by Kyle Tao

Man I am done with you, keyboard warrior. 33 years old and all you say is nonsense. Good lyrics are in the eye of the beholder, so let us be the judge.

*None of what I say is nonsense, your mind is just not in depth and lyrical enough to digest it.

'I'm the terminator, vermin hater, in this like Schwarzenegger< ---(bomb rhyme with multis in same bar)
A force of nature, got all of you crock jocks locked in the torture chamber< (genius rhyme with Schwarzenegger if Schwarzenegger is prounounced correctly.)

I'm doin' the world a favor, like a savior, it's all in the operation<---- (...all in the operation, the op of killin' you novices.)

And I don't need cooperation, I'm indeed contemplatin' depopulation'

Hold the fuking on. You doing the world a favor when you are depopulating them?

(Yes, there's too many people on the earth that are like... you.)

'You never evolved, you're stuck at orangutan...'

How do you know this? Evolution takes a long time, there is no telling that they wont evolve. There is such a thing as micro-evolution. Plus addressing it to another human just as biologically evolved is just lame.

(Yes, apparently you're not familiar with the metaphor?)

Ain't going through the wack rest. Punk, rock, lyrics MY FOOT. So back to slit your wrist, fagot. So I read some of your trash like Lone Wolf and Mandatory catharsis. Wow, some sorry excuse for poetry. Put it in a real poetry community, you scared? I am 15 and English ain't even my first language. If my standard is yours when I reach your age I would rather commit suicide.

Tell me where you live, b1tch. I battle you face to face.

I can't believe this fool thinks I actually give a fuk
What he thinks, feels, or says about any godam thing at all
Coz I do this sh1t, school this b1tch when I hit 'em up
Run amock, and when I'm spittin' somethin' I bring it raw
Leave it all to me, I'll keep showin' you how
Punk rock philosophy, I'll keep mowin' you down
Better back the fuk up off of me, keep blowin', you clown
You can't possibly, be holdin' the crown
I've been holdin' it down, beatin' the sh1t outta competition
And they get all loud, like stop the dissin'
But that's not a top decision
What makes you think I oughtta listen to opposition?
I don't care if I cause derision, I'm a fukin' Juggalo
Lotta people don't get it, but fuk 'em though
Coz I know I'm so terrific, I'm comfortable when I fukin' flow
So let me be specific, I don't give a sh1t b1tch what ya know

Or what you think ya know
Ya don't like me? You can go
Eat a thousand d1cks ya stupid h0
I don't see anything you makin' movement on

I swear I wrote like a book of rhymes just now and my laptop battery died and when i came back and "recovered saved data" or whatever...not even 1/8 of what i wrote was recovered and throughtout me writing i say that "auto-saved" sh/t pop-up....but its whatever im not about to spend about 30 minutes or more wrtitng and reviewing a next one so this is just a starter....Shout-out to everyone tho...
Well this is my debut I'm Kermit ODB....Kermit On Da Beat...

Hi, Hello my name is Kermit,
This mac that I carry I don't need a permit, Now you running in circles like it's a circuit,
I see you been talking mad sh/t, but pus/y now I bet you nervous,
Pull up on you when you least expect it, you could swear i'm in the armed service,
Couple days later its your church service, Got a note posted on your head "out of service",
How funny, y'all belong in a circus, You think you running sh/t but truth is y'all worthless
I got the choppas that be causing power surges, We all know what your urge is,
To be at the top but your more delusional than you are stupid,
The Truth is what I speak,
Between me an you? I need someone to give us an honest critique..
Its not that hard to notice my bars are flowed with precise technique,
While your bars are equivalent to a pile of sh/t,
Your disses are weak and antique like the flinstones,
Your sh/t, you've been stepped on, get the f/ck outta here expresso,
Your sickening like ebola, but im well protected like an Iraqi soldier,
Lets start this over...Now sit and relax while i start this sh/t from the top...
Wait no I'll end this here but i'll be right back... I got things to do so...
-sips tea- Lets see who picks this up on their head...

I see your point Back in Black, but if I'm writing an emotional song talking about my feelings and how I view the world, there's a very good chance it could be messed up by trying to make it too complicated. Nothing wrong with multis, I'm still trying to learn how to use them 😂 But I feel you can still be an intelligent rapper without overusing em, Common is my favorite artist and he was crazy smart and didn't really have to use mad multis in his raps. Similes, verbs, and metaphors are what my personal style will revolve around.

I bring change to the game,lyk ma name,metamor4sis,i speak krack my lyrics lyk coke,i reap u off all u gat sorry mr.broke,i laff wen u rap u talkin joke,you cnt contest me cuz i already won d battle,diz muda***kerz xo soak kal em sea turtles

L.A thanks man, its Durban slang for a greeting, acknowlegement etc.
Prounounced uh. Where / I. Wear. Aweh haha

Dirty Durban, south, with the word
In a certain sound,
im smerkin now, im the first with this earth-kid style,
putting verses down like your pudding in a cursive gown,
Reverse, disperse and drown, you get your
Purse snatched in this perversive town.

Im dropping this quick,
My boss is a prick and in the shop yo but sh it.
i still gots to rock that wit top like its
cho . Co. Late
Bit ch,

Originally Posted by KîNG

I see your point Back in Black, but if I'm writing an emotional song talking about my feelings and how I view the world, there's a very good chance it could be messed up by trying to make it too complicated. Nothing wrong with multis, I'm still trying to learn how to use them �� But I feel you can still be an intelligent rapper without overusing em, Common is my favorite artist and he was crazy smart and didn't really have to use mad multis in his raps. Similes, verbs, and metaphors are what my personal style will revolve around.

That's cool man. I may be a bit of d1ck sometimes but I really do want to see peeps get better and so many times when it seems like I'm just dissin' y'all I'm really just pushing buttons to see you guys get better. The ones on here that already think they're better are sorely mistaken. If a person already thinks they are perfect then they have no reason to get better. Plus, to the person that asked me to "stop dissing" in "rap battles", that's a very asinine thing to expect out of a rap battler. I'll admit right now and here that I'm not the best but I know for a fact I'm one of the best and I haven't seen anyone on here in a long while that can beat me.

I'm colder than the arctic circle
Tryin' to get me to stop is like askin' a stoner to part with purple
I'm here to smash y'all but I'll start with Urkle
That's Mr. Tao, if ya didn't know, this is art that's verbal
And this is the part that's murder, you just provoked a demon
You don't believe it? Well you can choke on semen
You got ya head up in the ozone dreamin'
Wake up punk, and go home screamin'
Like I've said before
Have you ever heard of a metaphor?
You're really not much of a competitor
And defeat is the only feat that ya headed for
So keep crossin' me but you can't possibly faze me with your weak rhymes
Coz I gotta come back for each dumb rap you bring each time
And when yours meets mine
I'll destroy each line

Originally Posted by quickill

**** where you from, eff yo whole crew
I just screwed the bish that just screwed you
Outta all your cash, nothin you can do
And I stick around like an effin' tattoo
Your flow washed up you the washed up crew
Guns in the jeep as we pullin up to you
We about to do a sweep as we yellin' out Su Wu
And yo future looks bleak cuz we bangin' without truce
Suicide attack someone go and get the noose
As I hear the beat drop I'm about to go loose

Smoke blow out the window, call it summer haze
Starin' down the barrel bet that you seen better days
Tell me what more can I say, I can kill it all day
Speed dialed the coroner, got some bodies for ya
Blood on the carpet, death in the beat
And I keep it G always like I'm straight up off the street
Hustle like I need it, flow is ice cold
And I'd tell you that I killed it
But we already know
And I mean it when I say that's the way the story goes
Leave the King in the castle ... Deheaded flows

This lyrical criminal will make your insides turn/ill toss you the fryin pan and watch them insides burn/close range/results in blown brains/blood on my hands cause of past life pains/they got my boys in the pen waitin for clothes change/cause they had bodies cold and stiff like how the ice hangs/they call'em trophies get'em laminated/funny like cartoons they strictly animated/don't stop for stop signs/blow bodies up like landmines/y'all talk the talk /while I walk and pop nines/this little homies don't let them rhymes falter/ill have you on your knees prayin at the altar/**** the Lord dude/take a look at the tech y'all need him more than I do/and if you ask in that's cause you ain't know/they call ace boogeyman welcome to a real flow

Originally Posted by quickill

The rules:

1. Battle the opponent above you
2. No more than 2-3 minutes allowed to write your rap
3. Freestyles only, nothing you've been working on
4. No edits or revisions allowed


Let's go

Hustle like I’m broke
Your **** is just a joke
It’s all on me and I bet I never choke
I killed your flow with a freestyle
You can rap back but it might be while
Until I reply, my oh my
You lames workin bad bishes twerkin
Stack my racks up cuz I’m puttin’ work in
She popped that ***** til she said it hurtin’
I don’t care, treat her like a ho
CREAM til the end all a hustler knows
Just how it goes, ya I suppose
Watch that bish drop straight to floor
Flipped that *** over put on fours
Here I come, woah bish woah
We ride 84s, we tote 44s
Talk that ish get your head chopp’d off
Yeah I’m out I beast I boss

Originally Posted by J_art

.I only got half way thru , I felt like calling yogi cuz your shet is boo boo
A picnic basket with only fruit, but at least you rep what you do

.you can call me ****, my name be in and out them haters mouth
Yall see what i bust nd trust you gonna throw in the towel

.f*** a metaphor , I don't need you to see the picture
You probobly a sleeper, I'm n addict your a tweakr in the mixture

. Open your eyes nd try to focus, its like Apollo wrote this
I'm not a god a simple locus, and. A vocalist

Just a little dude tryna make some profit had the good life ****ed around and I lost it birch said she hungry grabbed the salad and I tossed it I draw the line you better never ever cross it **** all the talkin let my gun do the walkin 618 cRippin til the death ***** talking **** gone be left short of breathe and don't come ask in if you ain't got no bread you pack Macs with extensions but you got no lead you say you bout them streets but you got no cred I'm freestyle so fast I need a fine sitting in the trap breakin up the next line stacks on deck cause that **** is the fire you say you seen **** you like lil Wayne a SLOB and a liar so go think of real **** that people will like cause that street **** aint your life

Something bothering me/it's stuck in my head/but I know words that hurt/can't always be said/I had homies step up other fools that fled/I got homies in the pen cause of blood that they spread/they got kids at home not able to eat/grow in up as gang bangers gettin killed in the streets/most the time had hokey socks on they feet/running around like a bunch of heathens/sayin somethin bout bloods but they ain't even bleedin/they come running home when there's somethin they needin/ on they needs begging and pleadin/talkin bout it won't happen again/that they'll pray to the Lord ask forgiveness for their sins/ and just when you think a new life can begin/your standin next to a grave cause your sons life just ends

N1gga be referencing Schwarzenegger, fagg0t, I know you wank to his posters
You know how many thousand d1cks to suck? Homo-calculator (that was the gayest line ever)
Clone 6 million of BlackInBlack, then put everyone in gas chambers
That’s my idea for world domination, so you think you Hitler?
Don’t be messin my name, you confused, n1gga
Tao is Confucius for The Way, your references ain’t right
You say Family Matters so let me son your weak asss rhymes
Rip up your heart as sacrificial lesson, let me mark my Mayan calendar
Rippin Mics live since 2012, so you aint ready for Apocalypse, faggot
Been through the 4 elements, you aint ready for the truth, fake asss poet
Say you writin 16’s but you still ain’t hip-hop
I be banging sweet 16’s, like an orgy
The tree is only as strong as it’s roots, rookie
So its about time I say ‘Timba’
The way I silence your bark
With my tree bark since you slow as fark

Wadup Friends,

Its the Vector,
deep, deep in your mind,
Im here to smoke a sweet splff
And let the speaker unwind
, ghz til your trigger finger hurts
From the rhyme,
Im lurking through time, with a line
, shirt and verse thats divine.
but i must just,
Say watsup motherfvckers,
How do you do?
ive just ruptured your force
and youre punctured ofcourse,
i rejoice in the choice of
getting punks destroyed,
no null n void, just a spell that toyed with
Your functions boy

Originally Posted by HarderThanLife

I Rock You Like A Boat,
My **** Down Yo throat,
bars To Cold youll need a Coat,
In My Flows You Could Just float,
B**** To wetted face Stay soaked,
If you a ho Youve Already been poked,
Like A badCheck rednecks been revoked,
lil *****a be Quiet,
Stfu try It,
Got Beef bet you Stay on A diet,
Im the truth nothin To Lie About,
Always Say no Doubt But second guessed,
FirstClass Passed with weed In My Breath,
the best P**** Tight,
i Hit That S*** Just right,
Never Go Down thats every fight,
But I Do it to Yo girl every Night,
Knife To The Back,
Ok i got A six pack,
to faded to tell a cut From whats What,
but you gay man Took S*** up the But,
ButHurt Like A ***** Need that Neckwork,
Ima Murk these ***** On every Corner,
anylate forner,
Im Your Former Enemy,
Money Long Like Ah Cenerpeed,
If You Blood I make you Bleed,
On Yo Knees better Interceed.

Rock me like a boat? You're rhymes are a joke, drowning while trying to stay afloat,
You're obviously trying to be a "Gangster" but hey mister, I'll drop you like a anchor,
You think smoking weed is cool. but homie, stay in school. Education is best don't be like the rest
Try and succeed don't base you're life on weed. On good terms, I like you, I hope I'm no the one who destroys you
an ultimately end committing suicide to. A six pack? No one cares
I can see you're future, Electric chair.

life is a crazy assist. these haters want to get in the mix/ i just want to chill and eat my twix. these wannabe ain't worth my diss/ but let me just say. for all these lost saint ill pray/ yeah i know how to play. it not about denying those who's gay/ or mistaking it for a foreplay. so let just live up this day/ hi Felicia. bye Felicia/ i rather stay and chill with my cousin Alicia. but it's still nice to meet ya/

Originally Posted by tenaciousflow

life is a crazy assist. these haters want to get in the mix/ i just want to chill and eat my twix. these wannabe ain't worth my diss/ but let me just say. for all these lost saint ill pray/ yeah i know how to play. it not about denying those who's gay/ or mistaking it for a foreplay. so let just live up this day/ hi Felicia. bye Felicia/ i rather stay and chill with my cousin Alicia. but it's still nice to meet ya/

I am one with the church but there aint no church here im going to show this lil ***** up someone hold my beer

Your rhyming is wack "mix with twix" sounds like you were making this heading up the street to macs i just read your whole verse and its sucks a whole load of ***** just delete your account shouldn't even be here your embarrassing all of us who actually compete here now im done nice to meet ya shut your *** up reply to this and you know ill just defeat ya!

Originally Posted by Kyle Tao

N1gga be referencing Schwarzenegger, fagg0t, I know you wank to his posters
You know how many thousand d1cks to suck? Homo-calculator (that was the gayest line ever)
Clone 6 million of BlackInBlack, then put everyone in gas chambers
That’s my idea for world domination, so you think you Hitler?< doesn't rhyme with chambers.
Don’t be messin my name, you confused, n1gga< weak rhyme barely rhymes with Hitler, but not really.
Tao is Confucius for The Way, your references ain’t right
You say Family Matters so let me son your weak asss rhymes< right and rhymes do not rhyme with each other.
Rip up your heart as sacrificial lesson, let me mark my Mayan calendar
Rippin Mics live since 2012, so you aint ready for Apocalypse, faggot< calendar and fagit definitely do not rhyme.
Been through the 4 elements, you aint ready for the truth, fake asss poet
Say you writin 16’s but you still ain’t hip-hop< poet and hip hop do not rhyme with each other.
I be banging sweet 16’s, like an orgy
The tree is only as strong as it’s roots, rookie <rookie is a weak rhyme to rhyme with orgy.
So its about time I say ‘Timba’
The way I silence your bark
With my tree bark since you slow as fark

The whole rest of it doesn't really rhyme. Now let me explain something to you, ya fukin' idiot. In Rap you are S U P P O S E D - T O - R H Y M E ! ! ! 90 percent of your whole wack fukin' verse D I D N O T rhyme! You suck b1tch boy. Stay the fuk away.

You know what? I'm not even gonna respond in a verse to your wack 4ss right now.

My mother just passed away on Monday and I'm busy planning a funeral but I'll come back soon and obliterate your b1tch 4ss.

i was just fooling around. but i'm deaf so i know u didn't make a sound/ i read your verse. had to rehearse/ u the one with the church? or do u go to church/ it didn't make sense. you must be feeling tense/ to me it seems like u just a turd. flying around like a bird/ just to find your own damn turf. get out of here u little smurf/ wipe off that smirk. you mad bkus they took u out the purge/ your baby momma has no change in her purse. you must be going through some type of hard curse/ your hustle your flow it just doesn't go. u may have some muscle that glows but you stay pulling these dirty hoes/ shut your trap up. tryna gas up/ supporter put your hands up. this man tryna stand tuff/ but in reality its just bluff. so sit back and chillax and just take a puff/ come back when your lines are dope. but fresher than soap/