Battle Rap: Freestyle Only

[Philypay_lbr_ceo]

Some feedback wouldbe great!

https://soundcloud.com/philypay-lbr/tracks

[Philypay_lbr_ceo]

Lets bring back this forum, this is mostly in reply to my old account Philypay that peeps replied to.
someone battle me, I'll start...

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Yo, LBR, its the name of my crew, we got bars tearin up all ya retards,
in the 20 million play rank killin it makin bank come at me if ya wanna get shanked

if your gunno come at my band, at least make sense
like come on man i dont roll with gay men,

yall r watchin your idol burst witta veteran title
ima stick you like a nurse checkin ya vitals,
ur jelly in denial im deadly going viral
your bars i bet are recycled its why you actin homicidle,
i'm out for respect and i'm set on survival
****ing with my team you must be suicidal,

Ima golden omen ur bogus im potent spitten corrosion
taken no **** from no one
your bars are all stolen,
i wanna thank you for the free promotion tho
but ill return the favor pedos
How you claimin you major when u livin in a trailer ohhh

you dont want a war
you aint gunno pull up with nobody at my door,
i cant even stomach what you mumble anymore
like i dont even know why you coming at me for,

So go ahead man grab the pen
when im done u aint ever gunno rap again
yall are dumb mother****ers now i had to vent
n ur mothers told me u was an accident

Me is a villin thats stealin that *****
leaving you killed if you willin to push me
we dont compete in no league of ya rookies
conisider you beat like a Vee i would tease

Your ****in with a mastermind
that has survived this forum
of every little wack *** rhyme,
yall aint ever gunno grab a nine
your threats are really assanine
and even if you killed me all raps aside
ima still come back from the after life
and axe your mind like a battered wife,

Ur wack n rude actin noob
Ima captain dude, all about the action too
Ur freestyles are lackin juice im rappin true
attackin you ur missing the talent goof
Ima slap you in the face till ur black n blue

Ima beast in the sheets n on beats its the same
I came to eat out your brain im unique ur a lame
claimin ima cop ur drainin with the talk
if i gotta hang you on the spot ima strangle till ya stop
(breathin)

You dudes are lies you needa zip ur lips
I see through your disguise all you speak is **** n myths
u seem to get it twisted thinking ur team is sweet n sick
Im just keepin it legit i think ur weak n needa quit

cuz i really am in first place
kill a verse on the first take,
the way my words burst man the earth shake
you would say 4 sure maybe hell was my birthplace
Ur the worse case of hate in the work space
i deserve praise for the wicked word play

im after these, fake *** rapper actor G'z
every beat that i make is a master piece
my flows touch kids like a catholic priest

i hustle ten times harder then the next man
On a mission tryna make my paper expand
they know i do it better then the best can
all the haten got u sounding like an upset fan

hatin on a g cuz your not one
see me coming through so fly like im top gun
no fake from me cuz im god son
see me in the caddy witchyo ***** riding shotgun

so im going to war, heavy artillery
from my position i dont see ya spitten **** to me
but illiterate idiocy

Yall talk too ****ing much for a fake *** with lame raps
Like tipped over framed glass, ***** you better break fast

Im high class you can feel the potency of my grasp
they dont like that a white cat got the nice raps
might catch fire hot enough to melt the ice capps

killin you feels like my prime time
my heart is like the grinch but my minds einstein
kinda like a life time movie ***** ima take ur lifeline

Iman elegant inteligent relentless horendous creature
breakin into ur residence witta heater
ima venemous menace that'll hack you witta cleaver

i swore Id stay lit like a porch light
your faker then adiddas with the four stripes
you can never beat us mother **** your life
i really do know your type

the kind that wanna be silly tho I guess not
kinda like biggie you gunno get shot
never **** with philly headshot (bam)
**** is finna get hot
**** a red dot ***** ima get u in a headlock
slice ya ****in neck till ya headchopped

[tomdadondon0522]

Ok f ck it you wanna battle rap? Then let’s go,
thinkin u fire by promotin **** on this forum, h oe,
Thinkin u got the sickest flow but u ain’t got the hustle,
That’s like a fat computer geek thinkin he’s hot but has no muscle,
This **** is battle rap so keep ur T-Pain, T Bone wrap albums in the fridge,
In battle rap i’ll bomb u up worse than London Bridge,
You gonna experience total mayhem when you mess wit a don,
I’m the type to put u on a leash and whip u while u mow my lawn,
Wit no lemonade breaks,
Cross me the wrong way and ur body will float in the Great Lakes,
When I heard this man on Soundcloud I thought he’d be legit,
Turns out he’s just another mono tone robot, and i thought , “ s hit”,
Was havin a good expectation,
Then came the realization,
That ur just better off bein a blog writer,
U wrote ur raps so damn long that i burnt up my entire blunt wit a lighter ,
And i cudn’t enjoy smokin it but i will enjoy smokin u,
U a fake gangsta rapper, u ain’t even got a crew,
U thinking u G Unit but ur rly just a jew,
Cuz u comin here bein a cheap n igga,
Tryin to promote ur crap song so i figure,
That i could crash your party, send you into early retirings,
This s hit here is a battle rap forum, quit gettin us for the admirings,
I don’t half a f uck about ur songs or ambition,
U wrote such a long a ss essay , id rather go fishin,
Instead of readin all that mumbo jumbo lyrical sugercoat,
I won’t even that s hit, but lemme guess what u wrote,
Guess number 1, you must’ve wrote about swag and gang sh it, am i right,
Takin a peek at ur lyrics now and i see this crap under my light,
“ yo LBR, it’s the name of my crew, we got bars, tearin up all ya retards, come at me if ya wanna get shanked, i don’t roll wit gay men,”
You sound real hard, but u ain’t a gangster, u a rap layman,
U ain’t about that life, you a white computer nerd married to an ugly pinoy wife,
U worship Stephen paddock the shooter,
U talk abt guns cause ur rly an ugly incel ridin a pink scooter,
You ain’t got a girl, ur mom is too fat for Hooters,
Ur dad is 300 pounds and spills hot dog sauce over computers,
U ain’t a pimp King Henry, this s hit ain’t like The Tudors,
You’re just one of thousands of poor chaps who are virgin suitors,
My n igga you f uckin wit Tom Da Don King,
U saw how he f ucked over Tyson, you in the wrong ring,
Are you illiterate or just an idiot who thinks he’s bein benevolent?
This forum reads “battle rap,” stick with whats relevant,
Ur on my territory so i gotta Trump you ,
Throw u over this brick wall u ran into , and then dump you,
In guantanamo bay,
It’s ur execution day,
Tom Da Don Don don’t play,
U’ll end up lookin weak like Tom Hanks from Cast Away,
I wil-son this white airhead, know it too,
And when the feds find ur body they’ll find my bloody handprint smilin on u,
My insignia for the crime i will commit,
My lyrics got u in a chokehold, u will submit,
Like how those of islam submit to allah,
Or how Hebrews bow to God by yellin “ selah”
Recognize that this site is my turf,
I cud kill u wit gun bars like Tsu surf,
I could pull up schemes like Chilla or Lyt,
We cud even throw hands like Diz and i’ll still win this fight,
This is not gnna be ur night,
Make sure u knw which battles to pick,
My lyrics will suck you dry like uve caught the tick,