Ok f ck it you wanna battle rap? Then let’s go,
thinkin u fire by promotin **** on this forum, h oe,
Thinkin u got the sickest flow but u ain’t got the hustle,
That’s like a fat computer geek thinkin he’s hot but has no muscle,
This **** is battle rap so keep ur T-Pain, T Bone wrap albums in the fridge,
In battle rap i’ll bomb u up worse than London Bridge,
You gonna experience total mayhem when you mess wit a don,
I’m the type to put u on a leash and whip u while u mow my lawn,
Wit no lemonade breaks,
Cross me the wrong way and ur body will float in the Great Lakes,
When I heard this man on Soundcloud I thought he’d be legit,
Turns out he’s just another mono tone robot, and i thought , “ s hit”,
Was havin a good expectation,
Then came the realization,
That ur just better off bein a blog writer,
U wrote ur raps so damn long that i burnt up my entire blunt wit a lighter ,
And i cudn’t enjoy smokin it but i will enjoy smokin u,
U a fake gangsta rapper, u ain’t even got a crew,
U thinking u G Unit but ur rly just a jew,
Cuz u comin here bein a cheap n igga,
Tryin to promote ur crap song so i figure,
That i could crash your party, send you into early retirings,
This s hit here is a battle rap forum, quit gettin us for the admirings,
I don’t half a f uck about ur songs or ambition,
U wrote such a long a ss essay , id rather go fishin,
Instead of readin all that mumbo jumbo lyrical sugercoat,
I won’t even that s hit, but lemme guess what u wrote,
Guess number 1, you must’ve wrote about swag and gang sh it, am i right,
Takin a peek at ur lyrics now and i see this crap under my light,
“ yo LBR, it’s the name of my crew, we got bars, tearin up all ya retards, come at me if ya wanna get shanked, i don’t roll wit gay men,”
You sound real hard, but u ain’t a gangster, u a rap layman,
U ain’t about that life, you a white computer nerd married to an ugly pinoy wife,
U worship Stephen paddock the shooter,
U talk abt guns cause ur rly an ugly incel ridin a pink scooter,
You ain’t got a girl, ur mom is too fat for Hooters,
Ur dad is 300 pounds and spills hot dog sauce over computers,
U ain’t a pimp King Henry, this s hit ain’t like The Tudors,
You’re just one of thousands of poor chaps who are virgin suitors,
My n igga you f uckin wit Tom Da Don King,
U saw how he f ucked over Tyson, you in the wrong ring,
Are you illiterate or just an idiot who thinks he’s bein benevolent?
This forum reads “battle rap,” stick with whats relevant,
Ur on my territory so i gotta Trump you ,
Throw u over this brick wall u ran into , and then dump you,
In guantanamo bay,
It’s ur execution day,
Tom Da Don Don don’t play,
U’ll end up lookin weak like Tom Hanks from Cast Away,
I wil-son this white airhead, know it too,
And when the feds find ur body they’ll find my bloody handprint smilin on u,
My insignia for the crime i will commit,
My lyrics got u in a chokehold, u will submit,
Like how those of islam submit to allah,
Or how Hebrews bow to God by yellin “ selah”
Recognize that this site is my turf,
I cud kill u wit gun bars like Tsu surf,
I could pull up schemes like Chilla or Lyt,
We cud even throw hands like Diz and i’ll still win this fight,
This is not gnna be ur night,
Make sure u knw which battles to pick,
My lyrics will suck you dry like uve caught the tick,