Battle Rap: Freestyle Only

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  1. Yogi_Madison said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by regalcake View Post
    Yo
    Youre a weaboo
    Who sits in his room
    Jacking off to a womans fat clit
    Visual novels like Sakura Spirit
    Sittin' all alone with one hand in your pants
    Watchin' all the fox girls' sexy stripping dance
    You read the manga to stay a step ahead
    When you're jacking off your face goes cherry red
    You have a chode
    You suck bos
    Along with hos
    Raindrop's style
    It's f****** wild
    I'm out
    #chodyssey
    Actually, haven't stopped watching porn, anyway
    I beat my meat I'll do it all day everyday.
    No one can stop me, it's a addiction,
    But you, you're demented, judging a guy for jacking off, because he doesn't want to get a girl fermented, you porbably stroke it too, every guy is just like you.
    Kid, it's a free world, my hand can be in my pants,
    I drink too much, I hurled. Anyways, you can't battle and not really diss, your rhymes were piss. I'm not using big words for you because you're education skills are too low, talking about "Hos" I actually think it's spelt "Hoes" it's a rap forum you'll get dissed for your lack of intelligence.
    Love me or hate me, fat clits, absolute beauty.
    Keeping it simple, I ejaculate while rubbing my own nipple, judging for having a chode, maybe you get the TRUE definition before you try erode.
    Yogi is smarter than average bear.
     
  2. Lydiyaya said:

    Cool Just a quick warning boys!

    I'm a girl.
    You many not think I'm as good as the rest of ya,
    But I can assure you I'll be up there with the best of ya.

    Boys I can assure you now when you are trying to impress a girl and act like a fool,
    You actually only really look like a complete and utter tool.

    Boys before you argue back and say girls aren't all that perfect.
    You have to realise that you go all mardy when you get your hair wrecked.

    Yes girls may act like a lord.
    But I can assure you we will always reach the best board.

    I'm going to cut this short
    As I am booking a holiday resort.

    But don't worry I'll be back.
    For another rap attack!
     
  3. Paul Bunyon said:

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    Lydyiaya, thank you for ruining 10 seconds of my life that I'll never get back/
    Don't say "Another" like you've previously attacked/
    So I'll give it to you straight, cuz I only spit facts/
    You're whack. Some people have it and you don't/
    I can't say your bars are copied because they're too stupid to have been previously wrote/
    You're ranked as a "Wanna Be" but once I finish you'll demote/
    Put down the remote, my lyrical intelligence will lose you, "Where'd he go?"/
    The only worse person I've seen is the man befo [(before) had to work a rhyme in]/
    Who was it? The one talking of fat clits and sh*t?/
    I'll whip this b*tch, damage inflicts, your rhymes go against each other, they contradict/
    I'll swing with a left like "Counter Dis"/
    Now while you're trying to counter-diss, I'd like to take a moment to thank Yogi and Romeo for the compliments/
    Compliments on me, guys, this whooping's for free/
    So when suicide comes to mind you can blame it on thee/
    Call me


    Fr tho, thanks Yogi and Romeo 👋
     
  4. Lydiyaya said:

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    Paul Bunyon I'm just getting started
    While you was reading that your brain obviously departed
    I'm not as dumb as you think,
    Cos once I get warmed up, you'll be like a giraffe on an ice rink.
    I don't wanna be pro a rapper this is just a hobby,
    So why don't you zip your mouth shut and stop acting so gobby.
    Don't call me a ***** otherwise I'll turn into a snitch.

    But that's for the compliment,
    This can go to ways, finish there or start a full blown arguement!
     
  5. romeo_carlion said:

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    yo dont hate appercaite before you get a nine in your face then its too late am one of the greates if you come out the hood then you know where i am coming from you beta shoot if you whip out your gun cuz i will shoot you if i get a chance i put *****hs in the abulance am well known in my hood I quise the rap industry is to retarded for saying I ain't good
     
  6. Priking123 said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by BackInBlack View Post
    I'm Drake and your P Diddy?
    You fake, you wont even see fitty
    I guess you're tryin' to be witty
    But ya rhymes all read sh1tty
    I'm from Speed City, you aint got nada
    You luke warm puke storm, I make hot hotta
    Got you in hot wata
    Coz you're just hip hop fodda
    That's not gonna do sh1t but repeat lines I already wrote
    He might have a ready quote, but I bet he don't
    He might come back pretty dope but I bet he wont
    So I'm a end this on a deadly note
    N1gga you best start bailin' if ya wanna keep yer boat afloat, coz you sinkin' fast
    I would say you're the sh1t, but it's probably just your stinkin' a55
    Now I bet this got ya blinkin' fast
    But you better just let what you're thinkin' pass...
    Yhu don't wanna be Drake? fine.
    Yhu wrote shorter lyrics this time lmao
    Nahh I ain't tryna be witty, just tryna show yhu dat I'm wit it.
    My rymes are shitty just cause I'm exposen yo fake ****? Tru Tru lol
    Yhu from speed city but yet yhu took hours ta write deese slow lyrics?
    Nahh I ain't repeatin lines, just rewriten them ta show yhu how much yhu lyen.
    End dis on a deadly note? I ain't laugh so hard at a funny joke- thanks
    How many times yhu gone bring up "****"? My ***** yo skills of writing really low.

    Bro come up wit somethin better fr! N keep it real also, don't say **** yhu ain't lmao. <<<<<<<Dat's not part of tha lyrics
    Aka P.M.K. P.A.C. Aka Zeuss
     
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    ROBBMACK said:

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    It's apparent I'm all you've made a parent son..
    For even daring there's in any way a comparison.
    I'm playin' on a-whole-nother plane, embarassin'
    You're plain ol' plain, no playin', no air lift..none..
    You back your dim wit?! MACKs lit like a pair o'suns..
    My wit comes with pen in hand the other bares a gun..
    The ink's indelible the lead's just there in fun..
    Your no half wit with both halves §hit, the terror's done
    when the terror dome and the terrorists
    that "terror" it's wit's pinned in a §hit pen..

    The incentives when
    the scent of men's
    sent in the wind
    and excites the sense..
    I'm driven then
    to sin again.
    Since I only win
    ending them's
    the only end..
    The podium's
    where I've been..
    Defending sins of men
    with ten rules bent..

    I'm hard to swallow,
    like cinnamon..
    Too far to follow,
    like simians
    swinging limb to limb..
    You'd send me in
    when death needs avenged.
    But Ill give my pen a grin
    for it's written what's did 'em in..

    Expect change when spending cents?
    Maleficient visions stem from
    demenitioning dividends and
    the binging for Benjamins begins
    and spins til I'm content..
    None's pen can contend..
    And I can't commend any attempts, any..
    I can't come mend your deficiencies!!
    I can't come in PSN so the pen's set free!!

    This is where beginnings end no sequels
    feathered sarif's left by flaring feather pen
    when ink's red tint and rusty scent seeks quills...
     
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    ROBBMACK said:

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    You threaten weak though I gotta pick my feet up...
    Its getn deep like your belly with my fe-tus,
    filling you with the same you try'n a feed us...
    You'll never be DUB, just follow ROB like B does....

    Who's ryhmin multi syllables,
    writing what's hot and sales?
    I'll chime in fully audible,
    like the clock struck 12..
    Your lining's full o' silly bull,
    you pop dud shells,
    no timing fool, and really dull.
    ROBB shows Dub's hell..

    The man I act
    ain't the maniac
    I am in fact..
    I ain't on track,
    I plan abstract
    with no brain intact..
    Stand and laugh
    when tame tacts
    win a match.
    I leave the slain in stacks.
    can't refrain from that,
    ROBB's same as MACK.
    Have to keep insane in straps,
    and aim at pads
    Still my stain's left back..
    Hard d|ck? I came with that,
    Now it's my kid you came to have.
    Made me a parent? You've shame your dad,
    But ROBBs not mad he's gained a MACK..
    That's lame as that 9/11 plane attack..

    Nines are a dime for eleven
    Ten rules get'ya to heaven.
    On bent knees there's no guessin
    pray to God but fear the weapon..
    Made not prey by aim's blessing
    Pride cried ,"amen"s, so what's left in?

    Recognize...
    I'm wrecking guys
    for not thinkin once b4 stepping twice...
    Directing why the lessons wise
    not stressin life or guessing whys.
    Reckon why's cuz I'm effin high?
     
  9. romeo_carlion said:

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    Am I pshyco yha ama pshyco dont look at me its not my foult society made me the man I am grew up in the streets but never been in the ambulance is that a chance no its because I put any ****** that **** with me in the grave for killing you I get payed al kill every human being on the planet at this rate nah I ain't ever going straight ***** you think ama change for you its too late if there's a heaven and hell then ama burn becuase I don't have no faith if there was a god then **** wouldn't be like this some people have every thing yet others don't even have a pot to piss... In when I was growing up I thought I lived in the bin just to survive I had to do all those sins what kinda god let **** like that happen every one is stressing I ain't messing the worlds going backwards
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Bunyon View Post
    I've never met a rapper so passive in my life/
    You did nothing with strife, just tip toe around me/
    It's astounding/
    You must be like "Yeah, he got bodied"/
    You must've gotten excited, your jugular throbbing/
    Did your fingers shake with adrenaline when you began wri-ting?/
    Well, just now you rap back, after I went in twice/
    Do you have a job? Or are you just a fat boy with head lice?/
    Should Think twice, thought twice. Past tense, there's no light/
    I'm the tunnel and there's none, right./ (Light at the end of the tunnel?)
    I'm Raiden and your Sonya so I guess it's time to "Fight!"/
    Cheesy lines are 1 in a million/
    No over 99,000 I'm over 99 trillion/
    I'll admit that you went in/
    Once or twice there you found your flow/
    But I'll take an arm and torque it until it's irregularly bendin/
    I'll be trending/
    But *** you know bout that?/
    No social media, no friends, you're a cat in the hat/
    Wooden baseball bat, no aluminum sluggers/
    I find that wood on broken skull is a sound so nice I'd prefer it over the sound of 9mm and Rugers/
    With a mind so morbid you must cut your wrists at night/
    But no, no knife, that's p/ssy sh/t, Kyd,
    So follow close and I'll show you a walkthrough of some sh/t that surely induces fright/
    Broken bottles dragged on skin and the flesh'll take flight/
    R/ped mothers weep, for their daughters are smite/
    Strangled infants in carriages waiting on train tracks/
    Watch with binoculars cuz I've been needing a good laugh/
    Belt straps, tied around the throats of emo teens and ceiling fans/
    Now that's morbid stuff, and I say it with greetings, so "Hello"/
    It's really f/cked up, but I'm actually I very pleasant fellow/


    _-Just a short note, if anyone is offended by anything that was said above, my apologies and condolences. It's nothing personal, just rap. Again, my apologies_-

    Paul...

    This is me vs you,
    Like Goku vs Ma-jin-buu,
    No, wait lets not talk about cartoon,
    Better yet.
    Im a sharpened cutlery and your just a piece of food.
    I get reviewed for entertaining and to speak the truth,
    Its a waste of time critiquing you,
    Clearly someone didn't read the sign at the zoo and ended up having you,
    ("Do not physically interact with the animals")
    Is that too much to process? you fool.
    The **** you write could make a blind man cry,
    Got me thinking about committing assisted suicide,
    "I can't take your sh|t much longer", Im putting you to tha side,
    I just made you my b|tch, ha battling me kid was un-wise,
    That explains why your the anti-moses of ladies thighs,
    Your the absolute reason babies can't sleep at night,
    The thought of you popping up at their bedside,
    It would be such a thrill to kick you off a cliff-side,
    I've thought of a million ways to k|ll you but I just can't decide,
    Lets not beat around the bush, your just wasting time,
    I'm just laughing cause you recycling played out lines.

    I'm the type of guy who could get technical in this battle,
    Your just the type of guy I laugh at when you babble f\/cked up lines.
    I can switch up to beat you silly f\/ck,
    You silly nut,
    Do you really have a brain or is your skull just filled with a massive bump,
    Your barz are ridiculous,
    You couldn't spit enough sensible lyrics to even fit a kiddies cup,
    It doesn't hurt me to tell you that your rhymes are nursery,
    Want me to stop, are you thinking "show me mercy Kyd"?
    I bet "your blinking fast" and your hand can't seem to stay still.
    You won't understand at first what is happening, its just taking time to in-still,
    It wouldn't be worth it all if I just ended your life with a quick scope, a quick k|ll,
    To take my throne you need to be skilled, u clearly unskilled.

    My barz are like sorcery, I am in the Elite class,
    This is a test young'n, you got to be Elite to pass,
    How much defeat will it take to prove you've been outclassed by the Elites in the class.

    Your a b|tch, and to me twilight is when the sun is below the horizon,
    To you? I bet its a book you took much delight in,
    Right now I'm being polite kid,
    The right to battle me you've been denied kid.
    Clearly English is your second language,Whats the first?
    Talking crap is,
    You were brave to call me out that's admirable,
    But you jumped in the battle headfirst,
    Now look at you...headless and stuttering random syllables.

    By the look of things at one point I bet you wished you were a unicorn,
    Im sorry that didn't work out and your merely in human form,
    But slamming your c|ck on a talking clock kid is not considered a booty call,
    Out of a thousand I'd give you 50 points in roman numerals (L),
    Frame it for God's sake, put it on your forehead for all I care,
    Its just a way for us Elite ones to grade you clearly cause b|tch you can't compare to me.
     
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    SBU....
    Your gonna be the headlines of a homicide and the victim on SVU,
    S_ Right now it (S)ucks.(B)eing.(U)
    Its multiple choice time...which one will I choose?
    Its:
    A. Gun in your mouth and have you talking to the snubbb or
    B. Fill up your stomach like I'm offering you grubbbb or
    C. Cut off your knees until you crawling like a bugggg or
    D. Start from the knee and shoot all the f\/ck above.

    There's no doubt Its gonna get loud, that's what I brought the silencer for,
    Don't act like you've never been killed by a Mac'k before,
    Oh the irony.

    Have you ever seen a mac 11 with an Ar clip,
    It got a radar scope so every n|gga like you in my radar get hit,
    When I first came to the forum I saw some wicked sh|t,
    You gave me the impression you were a full time crip,
    But you didn't rep the red so it made sense a lil bit,
    Like, How can you be a crip but be a full time punk?
    Its clear tho, you a ***** cause you only bleed one time a month.
    You a young ***** clown, with a young ***** style.

    Your predictable with your lame ***** lines,
    But i really don't care for none a that sh|t,
    I got Delivery, Speech and Aggression,
    That's a triple threat,
    We balling lyrically, I might cross right n' you beat me there so I spin left,

    S_ is lyrical I give him that,
    So for his upcoming rebuttal I'll take a step back.
    Don't think you could disrespect me and not get killed,
    Talking sh|t? Better not cause imma still get the steel,
    Cop' the steel put it in your mouth like a dentist now talk sh|t to me for real,
    Next time you gettin' a multiple choice on who in yo house you want to live, So
    A. Your momma on the grill f\/cking up the grub and
    B. Your lil brother in the tub with ducks and bubbles having fun or
    C. You could save yourself and act all tuff like you a thug,
    but I'm skipping D and I'm choosing,
    E. That's none of the above,
    Use the machete and take your moms head off and put it in the sun,
    You gon' find your lil brother in a puddle of his blood,
    Stop claiming you a vet, sit your young ***** down.

    Bruh, your average ***** barz seem to only amaze you,
    If rap was to get us into school I'd be f\/cking surprise if you passed grade school.
    I got the forty and the mac I raised them together,
    Shots coming at you, try to block em with your wrist?
    Then you gon' leave without your forearm and elbows attached,
    Talking bout bodies?
    I'd tell you to your face if your performance was nice,
    But you cheeks you performance is just eye'ght,
    We could go mouth to mouth when we ain't neck to neck at who the best,
    On your shoulders playing checkers but S_, I play chess,
    You need more arms to stomach my rhymes,
    So on the other hand you is a f\/cking waste of my time,
    Im back to take over lil n|ggas move to the side you feel me?
    Paul looking a hype from my name hop off my ****,
    Its abvious he knee'ds me,
    S_ pissed down his leg when he saw me direct this at him like "no, not me",
    Aye Robb I told you imma do my thing,
    And I to'ed you n|ggas you gon' need to find another hobby,
    Da-feet all you f\/ckas in this forum I'm Ali.
    Now that's the definition of a Mothaf\/ckin' body.

    You still reading I thought you'd be dead by f\/ck'n now,
    Yea, Yea, I repeated like two lines in all this before,
    But so what, Im still killing a n|gga who's clearly been dead before,
    Writing long lines don't make you a threat, Clearly I can do it better,
    But im not here to compare it's gon' either be me or you at the top,
    So to come out alive you better start planning how you gon' fake yo f\/ck'n death,

    Listen S_,
    Your clearly a long way from home and your a bit new in town,
    I could be your tour guide but I ain' make a map,
    But this llama could be your personal driver,
    I just aim and clap, it'll take you anywhere and drop you tha f\/ck back.
    I don't know where you from but I'm in the Usa,
    No matter what city you go to if you don't wanna die,
    Stay out the north side.
    What makes you think imma take this one light?
    You didn't call me out but imma give you a reservation with God.
    I hope you don't reply with any trash,
    Cause then its gonna be a round with me whooping that *****.

    Don't make the mistake of calling me a thief,
    But you could call me the man of steel,
    Cause me and people I hang with be banging steels,
    I don't have to do the dirty work, I'll give my mans the steal,
    Imma shoot it till you and your moms is still,
    But I'll make sure the lady goes first cause I got manners still.
    I bet you expected some wack **** haha,
    I'm sorry bruh you've been catfish'd but I still clap ****,
    Barz sneaked up on you like a cute faced girl who hides her body cause she a fat *****.

    You see what gets me mad is..
    While you at home playing checkers and zelda,
    Im on the block hoping the cops won't find the paraphernalia,
    If you run your mouth believe me im going to jail for murder,
    I'll pull out the fourty you better move out the way and reach for shelter,
    Lil n|gga didn't your mom tell you to have respect for your elders.
    Lil Rookie,
    That mac 11 put you in the air like a bad vibe,
    Bring you back down, point blank range knock yah brains out,
    And reload with the bullets that came out 'em,
    Bruh you got me f\/cked all the way up I'm on some viet-nam sh|t,
    Saving Private Ryan type sh|t, Time's moving forward,
    Choppers with the block like im starting a ma'f\/cking lawn mower,
    Coroners see bits and pieces of you they like "My Lord!",

    Want a showdown punk? I'll Beat the crap outta you ask Dr.Dre,
    If only you were above my level I'd take your f\/cking spot away,
    See you gave me the shot lil b|tch so im taking it close range,
    Blast your arms and your legs off blood spewing everywhere like the weather chick forecasted a bloody rain.
    Last edited by CrazyKydz; 01-07-2015 at 11:18 AM.
     
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    This crazy kid thinks he's skilled with end rhymes
    Youll find im a league ahead
    Im internallin syllables, Im the monster under his bed,
    That he don't get a long with, im the murderer, he's suicide assisted,
    He pulls a gun aims for the world, missed it
    I pull the lead, aim for the world, pencil-in millions
    Stencil out my whole life story, id make a movie
    Scribble out his whole life, its boring, even with a duby.
    He mentions mack like their homies, his ahole lubed up
    Mack didn't mention this kid, he's phony, his neck needs noosed, that's good for all of us
    I got slaughtered by SBU, yeah im new, whats to be expected?
    pus$y kyd helped point it out, then tucked his dik in and begged not to be wrecked, pathetic.
    Hectic mind like mine overall a warrior
    Spells kyd wrong, oh no abnormaler!
    Beating you is easy, gosh Im setting the bar low
    so I aint got no respect for Kyd if I said I did that be crazy, he aint a worthy foe

    Mack and SBU please tell me this dude aint your friend? At least tell me your faking cuz
    If he is i'll assume you want your ***** sucked by him

    I asked Dre like you said I should, he was like what oh,
    that's the kyd hidin FROM the hood, beat anything, yeah right just his meat
    between the sheets to playgirl magazines
    Kryptonite is what he needs, im the man of steal
    Like I scored his *****, yum taste like veal
    Cuz he aint never hit it
    He was too worried about himself getting pregnant
    rectum was wrecked again by his fathers friend pretendin he liked him as a friend
    That's where his sad story ends then it begins with spellin kyd wrong like nothing happened
    Sad fagot
     
  13. romeo_carlion said:

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    Yo Taylor murderd tha kyd before i could tell him his s/hit talking bwt the block come on dog you just a lil b/itch you ain't never seen a gun i bet when you go to the store you run just so you dont get hit by some one n/aggah i know you ain't no og so stop pretending you ball on them streets b4 i pull out my heat and make you deceased for you there's no rest no peac i ain't even gona bury you six feet deep ama just leave your body on the street for everybody to see what happens when you a wanabe g I bet you one of them *****hs that sits at home watching 90210 and glee talking bwt Mack 11s ***** please I will spray your knees if you come back you can't rap you are wacker then lil Wayne on crack pretending he wrote his own track I bet you ain't even black if you are I dont care you can still tell yo moma to suck my nut sack nd your sister can lick my a/ss crack
     
  14. taylormaximus said:

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    Sad fagot, wack and actin like his attack was talking smack, more like where's the garbage at
    I would've finished this earlier, my schedule is busy, I lack
    time to fully construct ill rhymes
    to make up for it you'll find a sick mind with every line I jot
    Sickness thats in the beginning stages
    Lyrical ability, that Kyd don't got
    much as he trys I recommend him to stop
    atleast quit talking about guns geez
    you expect respect when ever line of yours is like my mac is big....
    so is your girls pu$$y cuz of me
    I don't brag though
    why when I'm good at smashin dreams
    Kyd SBU revived me
    killed me
    but I came back
    like I did on the back of his girlfriend
    Kinda like a mac on that as$
    Splattered her with seed
    call me farmer brown, anal'ysis went like this went in a Mr pinky came out a Mr stinky
    yeah I was gardening
     
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    Till I fall, i Will be spilling these raps more than you can feel em./
    Till the day I decide to drop, you will always say that all my raps, I'm killing them./
    Cause if I ain't, then ima never say em/
    We know I ain't weak, and I'm more better than Eminem./
    You rapping just ain't what your doing.\
    Cause everyone around will soon looked at you and start booing.\
    Cmon, prove that you are a looser./
    Because at the end of this, you'll have no future./
    Thank you, I see you'll try to turn your back.\
    Because at the need of this, you'll never again want to attack.\
    I got rapping talent and you don't./
    You so bad, I couldn't even be wrote./
    You'll never rap great like I am now.\
    You made rank stupidly, go ahead, take a bow.\
    It won't matter what you say or hat you ever wrote./
    Because I'll put you in terms middle of the sea without a boat./
     
  16. taylormaximus said:

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    I'll never feel your rap, it sucks. Dam I think your brain collapsed finitely
    it makes no sense to me you think cuz words rhyme you're rapping?
    Sorry Dr seus, you got food poisoning, the ham was green.
    In the middle of the sea is my home, crush boats, and your relation'Ships
    don't you know I'm the tsunami beneath the waves, I'm Taylor made to stitch lips and
    send fags to early graves,
    at least when it comes to warrior poetry, here is where the execution takes place
    The beast havin fun, I make no mistakes
    just bite vertebrae and suck veins
    knowingly I'm a battle ahead, like every battle I win I get a'head, mounted.
    In a gladiator ring is where I maximize my blood lust devoted speech, sounded great
    in a karaoke sing along is where your penis bust prematurely. Are you sure you're of age?
    such as it is there is no comparison
    I'm an Elite, Kyd is a fagot I'm a merry son
    Kyd will probably marry someones son and find out he was pregnant from his father's cum
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    CrazyKydz said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by taylormaximus View Post
    This crazy kid thinks he's skilled with end rhymes
    Youll find im a league ahead
    Im internallin syllables, Im the monster under his bed,
    That he don't get a long with, im the murderer, he's suicide assisted,
    He pulls a gun aims for the world, missed it
    I pull the lead, aim for the world, pencil-in millions
    Stencil out my whole life story, id make a movie
    Scribble out his whole life, its boring, even with a duby.
    He mentions mack like their homies, his ahole lubed up
    Mack didn't mention this kid, he's phony, his neck needs noosed, that's good for all of us
    I got slaughtered by SBU, yeah im new, whats to be expected?
    pus$y kyd helped point it out, then tucked his dik in and begged not to be wrecked, pathetic.
    Hectic mind like mine overall a warrior
    Spells kyd wrong, oh no abnormaler!
    Beating you is easy, gosh Im setting the bar low
    so I aint got no respect for Kyd if I said I did that be crazy, he aint a worthy foe

    Mack and SBU please tell me this dude aint your friend? At least tell me your faking cuz
    If he is i'll assume you want your ***** sucked by him

    I asked Dre like you said I should, he was like what oh,
    that's the kyd hidin FROM the hood, beat anything, yeah right just his meat
    between the sheets to playgirl magazines
    Kryptonite is what he needs, im the man of steal
    Like I scored his *****, yum taste like veal
    Cuz he aint never hit it
    He was too worried about himself getting pregnant
    rectum was wrecked again by his fathers friend pretendin he liked him as a friend
    That's where his sad story ends then it begins with spellin kyd wrong like nothing happened
    Sad fagot
    Maximus...Oh Maximus,
    The fact that some of what you said made sense is miraculous,
    Let me start from the top with words that are accurate and disastrous.
    I'm fresh off a body bag and now I have a next one to add to the list,
    You were misinformed about being a league a-head,
    You back in time like J from MIB,
    Don't hide the fact that im better you just despise me,
    Son you shouldn't have, its time for bed but your acting all mighty you very well dead,
    Bruh you leaving,
    Out this world imma ship you,
    My lines are overboard but I ain't been fishing,
    Yea I got end rhymes but unlike you I couldn't run outta barz even if I escape the pen while doing time,
    Now I got you packing bags while I take away the little commission you had,
    I bet you out bragging on how you slaughtered me huh?
    Only thing you slaughtered was the little senses you had,
    That's why you dying inside like an aids victim your brain's missin',
    Its funnny cause you came at me with nothing, thats a blank mission.
    Every time someone like you come at me, It gives me sumn' else to prove,
    You wouldn't waste your time on me if I wasn't better than you.

    Talking about my life is boring? Try re-reading for once in your life,
    If a bullet got stuck in the Uz', Imma find a 2 by 4 just to have sumn to use,
    And bo'red out your mind like you want sumn to do.
    But see you..You like to animate things..,
    Your life did make a movie, your the star of the story "Diary of a whimpy Kid"
    My name is not "kid" it's "kyd", I added a little twist,
    You know, the type your brain has.
    My point you made clear for me,
    You not a rapper so b|tch stay clear a me,
    You not a murderer "taylor the b|tch" you don't scare me,
    Only time you point **** is when you pretend to be uncle sam clearly.
    I don't need guns to kill you taylor, or to knock your f\/cking head off,
    My gun's in the closest and you could still get killed before it comes out, like Luke Vand-ross.
    Its best you see me and don't type,
    You giving me all that chic-fil-a bullsh|t, cause paul you don't want beef,
    N|gga you don't know me but you jumping the gun killing me with your small talk,
    But see that's a false start, I transform make the arm move and the metals spark,
    F\/ck it you started it and I let you have your minute of fame,
    Im coming to take that sh|t back im the loan shark maan,
    The way you talk you would seem as if you tough, but I've dealt with people like you,
    Y'all soft like charmin tissue.
    I told the last n|gga about the scope I got,
    Now y'all marks,
    2 o'clock outside your crib with the car parked,
    By 3 o'clock machete left you with lines longer than Wal-mart.

    haha oh crap let me re-spark the flame I done started.

    Sh|t this is battle rap right, I think what you looking for taylor is the forum with the battle crap types,
    You in the wrong place taylor, I'll let the .380's kick like a f\/cking punt attack.
    You've been here for a minute and said a few things,
    But you went wrong when you thought you could call my name and not get killed.
    Now you claiming my title of being the "man of steal"?
    Not because yo' mama had a metal d|ck don't mean you be c0ckin' steal,
    Yo momma wanted to be sumn she was not so its clear the apple don't fall far from the tree.
    Talking bout d|ck suckin' son, you could have waited till your mouth came off of me,
    We know you enjoy things like that but this is not the place or the time you see?
    Im not gay but you clearly are, its clear for us all to see,
    But I'm not gon' judge you it's your decision so that's fine with me,
    I just don't get why a guy would turn down a girl for D.

    We are all entitled to our own opinions its not a crime,
    like when you said "Beating you is easy, gosh Im setting the bar low",
    The only thing that went low was your face under my f\/cking shoe,
    Who are you kid, why'd you think you could beat me the kyd,
    You got me f\/cked all the way up like GRRRR Kid!!!
    Its just a matter of time before i zip up the body bag your in,
    I just want to kill you again, would that be an additional sin?
    Look at the spot your in, you've got no where to go your cornered kid,
    You a lil kid compared to me, one .40 that's four times your size,
    You looking at a man from a boys eyes,
    I use to carry the hunnid round drum for a spin that's a joy ride,
    Taylor you aint balling you haven't even sat court side,
    S_ gave you the wound i'm just re-opening stitches from the outside.
    I got the ratchets(guns) screaming at you...Like you got babies by two of them b|tches,
    Ha, oh my.

    Its about time I zip you up and leave you with the rest,
    That's what you get for coming at the best,
    Like you said "whats there to expect"?
    I make noise in this b|tch im the rooster, Im a nightmare,
    My vision aint blurred, I just see red and black, through a scope and you in the crosshair,
    I can make you better just let me coach you,
    Sike, I murder people like you its easy like 1 and 2,
    Yea the targets been identified,
    Fine, my mission is accomplished you've been mortified.
    Now who's sad?
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by romeo_carlion View Post
    Yo Taylor murderd tha kyd before i could tell him his s/hit talking bwt the block come on dog you just a lil b/itch you ain't never seen a gun i bet when you go to the store you run just so you dont get hit by some one n/aggah i know you ain't no og so stop pretending you ball on them streets b4 i pull out my heat and make you deceased for you there's no rest no peac i ain't even gona bury you six feet deep ama just leave your body on the street for everybody to see what happens when you a wanabe g I bet you one of them *****hs that sits at home watching 90210 and glee talking bwt Mack 11s ***** please I will spray your knees if you come back you can't rap you are wacker then lil Wayne on crack pretending he wrote his own track I bet you ain't even black if you are I dont care you can still tell yo moma to suck my nut sack nd your sister can lick my a/ss crack
    Honestly, Im not gonna waste valuable f\/cking time trying to read that, "n/aggah", "wacker", 90210 tho seriously? ***? I put up with taylor in a sense because I understood the point he's making, but I'm not about to take on worst.
    Have a good day mate and Happy new year. Not worth my time
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by taylormaximus View Post
    Sad fagot, wack and actin like his attack was talking smack, more like where's the garbage at
    I would've finished this earlier, my schedule is busy, I lack
    time to fully construct ill rhymes
    to make up for it you'll find a sick mind with every line I jot
    Sickness thats in the beginning stages
    Lyrical ability, that Kyd don't got
    much as he trys I recommend him to stop
    atleast quit talking about guns geez
    you expect respect when ever line of yours is like my mac is big....
    so is your girls pu$$y cuz of me
    I don't brag though
    why when I'm good at smashin dreams
    Kyd SBU revived me
    killed me
    but I came back
    like I did on the back of his girlfriend
    Kinda like a mac on that as$
    Splattered her with seed
    call me farmer brown, anal'ysis went like this went in a Mr pinky came out a Mr stinky
    yeah I was gardening
    Well I would reply but you actually murdered yourself with your 2nd - 3rd line Lmfao.
    Why would you admit that you don't have "ill rhymes", now that's suicide kid.
    And your last two lines really didn't make sense....to me at least.

    Im no professional.. so don't think im trying to be little you or any of that cr/\p.
     
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    Laugh kyds mad, you said i responded cuz your better? But you responded to me like addressen a letter?
    Return to sender: I called you out cuz you're a pussie, I'm the defender.
    Multiple choice letters? I chose e none of the above, I shred you like cheddar and constipate
    No shits given, but it's funny how you begged Mack and sbu not to attack your name?
    Dude I think your missin the point of rap battling
    I'm weather **** a sunny day
    you're whether sbu or Mack will call out your crazy name... Probably should've spelled crazy with a k you lil devil
    Shovel away you're dead, you lack a brain but at least you have a head, not for long I'll mount it above my and your girls bed.
    Machete me lines longer than walmart huh not physically or mentally I'm left untouched
    I can see how much effort you put into constructing rhyme schemes cuz your dumb, I'm the botanist you're the optometrist, I'm blossoming while you can envision your defeat
    Face it you lack imagination, Kyd... Don't Kyd yourself haha write that down maybe your rap will be a lil more entertainin, please?
    Your raps are long and boring, I think you should be called sbu... Still born'
    Unicorn cuz your talent don't exist
    Jeez Kyd you think you rap better than me? Please subtract fifty lines and maybe we compare til then enjoy my teat
    Cuz forrizzle that's the only thing you beat me at, well and talkin about Mack.
    You call me gay then tell me it's okay but you don't understand the choice I made? I'm not gay but the choice I made is to tell you it's okay to be a half wit with no sense of rhyme word play
    I didn't even read all the way through your retort, not worth it
    Lot of horse ****
    Cuz you're nervous, been practicing I can tell
    Might as well, can't get much worse your dinner but I'm stuffed. Already ate you, yes I've had enough
    Kyd come back when your raps are worth attackin til then keep stackin macs or jackin to Mack's *** idc