Level Crou - la coupe du monde c'est nul

They are an internet band and obviously it's comedy about football, but there are numerous references I can't get

I would be immensely grateful if any could translate, thank you so very much. I get the feeling it will be funny once I understand

Thank you! Here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dio87iztE7Y

What they say:

Ouah ! La Coupe du Monde en Afrique, enfin ! C'est vraiment super d'avoir tous ces étrangers qui nous rendent visite jusqu'au sud de l'Afrique.
- P'tit café ?
- Merci Matt'

Refrain :
La coupe du monde c'est nul, eh oh eh oh
Tous ceux qui aiment pas le foot font eh oh eh oh
En plus les joueurs mettent pas de déo (eh oh)
De toute façon la France va perdre...

Cet été, la coupe du monde, j'en ai rien à ciré (ciré)
Je préfère me poser en Bretagne en ciré (ciré)
Je sais pas jouer au foot, je sais même pas tirer (tirer)
Dans la cour de récré on m'appelait Pied Carré (carré)
Pour la coupe du monde j'ai les boules-quiès, je suis préparé (paré)
Zahia s'est pris une main de Thierry Henri à ce qu'il paraît (paraît)
- Le foot, c'est bien le jeu où on doit marquer des paniers (paniers)
- Euh... ouais ouais c'est ça !
- Tranquille !

Refrain

Je passe pas ma vie au stade Saint-Denis
J'ai pas de super fantasmes sur Estelle Denis
J'ai pas d'émotions fortes devant les mecs en shorts
C'est pas que ça me rebute mais Benzema face à un but, ça m'importe peu
Peu importe le goal, perso ça me fout pas la gaule
Je préfère encore lire un putain de bouquin de Gogol
T'es plutôt FIFA ou PES ? FIFA a un meilleur gameplay
Perso je m'en bats les c.o.u.i.2L.e.s. à base(??) de c.o.u.i.2L.e.s.
c.o.u.i.2L.e.s. man ça veut dire couilles

Refrain x2

Here's the translation, please forgive the slang words, I'm only the translator I add some links for a better comprehension if necessary.

Wow! The World Cup in Africa, finally! It's really great to have all these foreigners that come visit us all the way to the South of Africa
- Small coffee?
- Thanks Matt'

Chorus :
The World Cup it sucks, eh oh eh oh
All those who don't like football, let's say eh oh eh oh
Besides, the players don't put on any deo(dorant)
Anyway France will lose...

This summer, I don't give a damn about the World Cup
I will rather take a break in Brittany, in my oilskin
I can't play football, I can't even shoot
In the playground I used to be called Square Foot
For the World Cup I've got ear plugs, I'm ready
It appears that Zahia received a hand from Thierry Henry
- Foot, it's the game in which you have to score baskets, isn't it?
- Uuh... yeah yeah that's right !
- Cool/easy !

Chorus

I don't spend my life at the stade Saint-Denis
I don't have crazy fantasies on Estelle Denis (1)
I don't have thrills when watching guys in shorts
It's not that it disgusts me but I don't care much about Benzema in front on a goal,
Doesn't matter the goal, I don't get hard-on
I'd even rather read a f*cking book of Gogol
Are you rather FIFA or rather PES? FIFA's got a better gameplay
I personally don't give a rat's A.2S at rat's ***(??)
A.2S, man, it means ***

Chorus x2

(1) She's Raymond Domenech's wife. He proposed to her in a live interview just after the eliminatory defeat of France's national team at the Euro 2008, in front of million of viewers...

Hey thank you so much! I really appreciate the effort you put in especially since the lyrics werent already written down on the internet in their original version.

Very sweet of you, thanks

You're welcome! Thanks to you I discovered a great moment a culture that I would have missed out on otherwise. Glad that I've been helpful to you!