I'll Take All The Help I Can Get

I hit Nashville writing songs like crazy
Spent my money on some no good women
Got down on my luck, tried to come back
It's the bottom of the ninth inning

Yogi said it's not over til it's over
I'm hanging on with one strike left
Hoping there's still hope for me
I'll Take All The Help I Can Get

I'll Take All The Help I Can Get
And when people want help
You know what that means
You're qualified to make a donation

I'll Take All The Help I Can Get
I'm not a greedy man at all
I'll take what you've got
You're pre-approved for a contribution

Every dollar helps, I'm partial to cash
But I'll take a check, MasterCard works fine
I'll take it, no matter how little it is
I'll take every cent and make it mine

I want your money, and I want it now
Gimme what you have, then get away from me
I want your money, I don't want you
I'll be your favorite charity

I'll Take All The Help I Can Get
And when people want help
You know what that means
You're qualified to make a donation

I'll Take All The Help I Can Get
I'm not a greedy man at all
I'll take what you've got
You're pre-approved for a contribution

Jim Colyer ascap

Start a church?