I've spent a fortune
Wasted another one
On no count women
Running after me
I'm a Latter-Day
Indiana Jones
For astronomy
Not archaeology
Latter-Day Indiana Jones
Making star parties around the globe
Scoping young beauties
On five continents
Latter-Day Indiana Jones
Every once in a while
I happen to score
And we consummate
Come to my telescope, honey
See the craters of the moon
I'll show you the rings of Saturn
Some young galaxies in bloom
We'll rendezvous in my hotel
Spend two nights together
Then I'm back on the plane
And gone forever
Latter-Day Indiana Jones
Making star parties around the globe
Scoping young beauties
On five continents
Latter-Day Indiana Jones
Every once in a while
I happen to score
And we consummate
Jim Colyer ascap