I Talked To Jesus
It was just last night
He stood near my bed
All dressed in white
He spoke of the Rapture
His arms open wide
I saw marks in his hands
The wound in his side
Tonight I'm in a hospital
On a locked mental ward
I'm not the only one
Been talking to the Lord
Doug here sees demons
Seems he tied one on
Bobby claims he's Buddha
Josh thinks he's Napoleon
Tomorrow it's shock treatment
10 should do the trick
Just want to be normal
God knows I've been sick
Got to come to my senses
Get well and go home
Spend time with my girl
Leave that mushroom alone
Jim Colyer ascap