Sticky Situation

I'm in a sticky situation
I've got a nasty infection
Left gum in my right pocket
Pulled my arm out of socket
I don't know where I am
Or who I was
I fell over in a bucket of mud
"Chorus"
Yeah I am in a sticky situation
I've got signs of maturation
What is this hair
Growing down there
I am really
Really quite scared

I'm in a sticky situation
My teacher has an agitation
She says it's me
But I can't see
How could I who is so shy
Be such an aggravating guy
"Chorus"
Yeah I am in a sticky situation
I've got signs of maturation
What is this hair
Growing down there
I am really
Really quite scared

I saw a, crocodile downstairs
He was, eating my lawn chair
I didn't know, what to do or what to think
I was scared, I didn't blink
Until the croc turned and walked outside
I saw him later drinking my parents wine
"Chorus"
Yeah I am in a sticky situation
I've got signs of maturation
What is this hair
Growing down there
I am really
Really quite scared

Of course.....LOVE IT!I only would change one line from "fell in a bucket" to "fell over" only because the image is funnier.But "in" is more Beatlesque,so.......it's cool either way!Hey,check out French Fry Cool.if you think it sucks,let me know!I won't "unfriend"you!

Very nice! It's a slight pity though the first two lines don't rhyme as beautifully as situation-maturation/agitation. Maybe something with 'laceration'?

Oh them Sticky Situations feeling awful, aggravated, oppressed, taken for granted:
absolutely Majestically Annoying and an Impossible Nuisance.
John, again describing things people go through, never missing the point.
Simply good!