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    Default Sticky Situation

    I'm in a sticky situation
    I've got a nasty infection
    Left gum in my right pocket
    Pulled my arm out of socket
    I don't know where I am
    Or who I was
    I fell over in a bucket of mud
    "Chorus"
    Yeah I am in a sticky situation
    I've got signs of maturation
    What is this hair
    Growing down there
    I am really
    Really quite scared

    I'm in a sticky situation
    My teacher has an agitation
    She says it's me
    But I can't see
    How could I who is so shy
    Be such an aggravating guy
    "Chorus"
    Yeah I am in a sticky situation
    I've got signs of maturation
    What is this hair
    Growing down there
    I am really
    Really quite scared

    I saw a, crocodile downstairs
    He was, eating my lawn chair
    I didn't know, what to do or what to think
    I was scared, I didn't blink
    Until the croc turned and walked outside
    I saw him later drinking my parents wine
    "Chorus"
    Yeah I am in a sticky situation
    I've got signs of maturation
    What is this hair
    Growing down there
    I am really
    Really quite scared
    Last edited by Johnb31; 09-11-2013 at 08:17 AM.
    There is not enough space or time to truly let the song unwind

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    Of course.....LOVE IT!I only would change one line from "fell in a bucket" to "fell over" only because the image is funnier.But "in" is more Beatlesque,so.......it's cool either way!Hey,check out French Fry Cool.if you think it sucks,let me know!I won't "unfriend"you!

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    Very nice! It's a slight pity though the first two lines don't rhyme as beautifully as situation-maturation/agitation. Maybe something with 'laceration'?

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    Oh them Sticky Situations feeling awful, aggravated, oppressed, taken for granted:
    absolutely Majestically Annoying and an Impossible Nuisance.
    John, again describing things people go through, never missing the point.
    Simply good!

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