I found Paul #1 with a girl thats underage
He'd be better off dead so forget the cage
Norb told me to kill the Ramones
I'm gonna kill kill kill him instead
I'm gonna bash bash bash in his head

I'm gonna kill kill kill Boris the Sprinkler
I've never had a plan that's been any simpler
Deceive those Green Bay, Wisconsin pervs
Then guh guh guh guh guh guh give them what they deserve

hey hey
Hey hey
Hey hey
Hey hey

I'm gonna strand them out where the gargoyles are
Then I'll jack the keys to their ****ing car
Norb told me to kill the Sex Pistols
I'm gonna kill kill kill him instead
I'm gonna bash bash bash in his head

I'm gonna kill kill kill Boris the Sprinkler
I've never had a plan that's been any simpler
Deceive those Green Bay, Wisconsin Pervs
Then guh guh guh guh guh guh give them what they deserve

B O R I S
T H E
S P R I N K L E R KILL!
Buh buh buh Boris the Sprinkler

I'm gonna kill kill kill Boris the Sprinkler
I've never had a plan that's been any simpler
Deceive those Green Bay, Wisconsin pervs
Then guh guh guh guh guh guh give them what they deserve

Im hiding outside Taco Bell
Im sending Boris straight to hell
Swinging a baseball bat and sniffing glue
Im a psychotic madman... And i dont care about you

Im gonna kill kill kill Boris the Sprinkler
Ive never had a plan thats been any simpler
Deceive those Green Bay, Wisconsin pervs
Then guh guh guh guh guh guh give them what they deserve


Im gonna kill kill kill Boris the Sprinkler
Ive never had a plan thats been any simpler
Deceive those Green Bay, Wisconsin pervs
Then guh guh guh guh guh guh give them what they desever
Im gonna kill kill kill Boris the Sprinkler
Ive never had a plan thats been any simpler
Deceive those Green Bay, Wisconsin nerds
Then guh guh guh guh guh guh give them what they deserve
Im gonna kill kill kill Boris the Sprinkler
Kill kill kill Boris Sprinkler

Just thought i would clarify that i have no actual intention to kill the members of boris the sprinkler. This is more or less a tribute to them much like their song kill the ramones was a tribute to the ramones. I rather like boris. If you havent heard of them before i strongly suggest taking a listen and if you have heard of them well bonus points to you cause youll prolly understand the references.

R.I.P.Lou Reed........I thought this was the place to post this........

I had never heard of Boris the Sprinkler, but after having watched them on YouTube it's not difficult to imagine what this song might sound like. Good old punk rock. No doubt Lou would have loved this!