I don't want to be mean
But I can no longer see the point
Of feeding the machine
It's time to blow this joint
And find an anesthesia in Micronesia
Why did I make my toilet bowl blue?
And yellow makes green, the color of clean
If that's too much for you
Just flush and be serene
Live the meme of the American dream
Better back up cause I may throw up
If my sailboat doesn't soon show up
Lamestream news in league with E.T.
Oh please tell me what I've missed!
Those cute commercials are free
and it's all so magnanimous
so who cares who pays the fare
Stop the bus
I'm nauseous
The Nation of Consumer-ation
Knows exactly where I live
But if I google 'emancipation'
My id-ity leaks like a sieve
And the vampires feed on the arterial bleed
I'm not trying to be mean
I just can't play anymore....
Primetime is so obscene
It even violates the w.hore
And insurance buys Cialis for the korporate phallus
'Please rape my mind
It feels sublime'
I don't want to be cruel
But I'm sick of the vanity
That profligates the gruel
Of virulent insanity
And the stink of the disease still fails to displease....
'If it's too much to handle
Just change the channel'
I'm not being mean
But the rats are running the machine
And the wheels are squeaking so loud
But the noise is lost in the crowd
Before I go deafndumb please pass the rum
But I do hate being mean
so if my tuneless rave has made you fret
Come sail with me and see
How sweetly the sea can kiss the sunset
Hava sip of my kava nip and just, be, free.