Such a lovely disaster
Is the life I was granted
No happily ever after
Can save me now can it?
Because life's no fairy tale
Life's a b1tch and then you die
I always seem to fail
And I'm tired of eating Humble Pie
I'm so sick I could vomit
Where is that devastating comet?
Come Wormwood
Or come what may
Such an epic irony
Is the life I've lead so far
I know you get tired of me
Being so dark of heart
But life's no fairy tale
Life's a b1tch and then you die
I always seem to fail
And I'm tired of eating Humble Pie
I'm so sick I could vomit
Where is that devastating comet?
Come Wormwood
Or come what may
Maybe I'm just misunderstood
Or maybe I'm just insane
Probably I'm gone
Probably I'm off my rocker
If that's the truth I know
It probably isn't a shocker
Because life's no fairy tale
Life's a b1tch and then you die
I always seem to fail
And I'm tired of eating Humble Pie
I'm so sick I could vomit
Where is that devastating comet?
Come Wormwood
Or come what may
Maybe I'm just misunderstood
Or maybe I'm just insane