I got her pregnant
And the baby came
Diapers and Similac
Drove me insane
Ten years later
I smell that smell
What a mess!
Put me through hell

Life Is Messy
I oughta know
I made a mess
Of the whole show
I made a mess
A plate of spaghetti
I can tell you
Life Is Messy

I was stunned
When the papers came
Divorce and child support
She gave me the blame
Damn those lawyers
Letters in the mail
What a mess!
She put me in jail

Life Is Messy
I oughta know
I made a mess
Of the whole show
I made a mess
A plate of spaghetti
I can tell you
Life Is Messy

Somebody said
Life is a test
I've spent years
Cleaning up this mess

Life Is Messy
I oughta know
I made a mess
Of the whole show
I made a mess
A plate of spaghetti
I can tell you
Life Is Messy

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