Manhaters Anonymous

They're up on the stage
Singing Goodbye Earl
Those overweight ugly
Rejected girls
They're up on the stage
Singing Miranda Lambert
Gunpowder And Lead
They've all been hurt

Manhaters Anonymous
They love to cuss
They hate all of us
Manhaters Anonymous

They're up on the stage
Singing Underwood
They'd take a Louisville Slugger
To me if they could
They'd carve their names
Into my seat
Every night
Would be trick or treat

Manhaters Anonymous
They love to cuss
They hate all of us
Manhaters Anonymous

They're singing Martina's
Independence Day
They'd kill every man
If they had their way

Manhaters Anonymous
They love to cuss
They hate all of us
Manhaters Anonymous

Manhaters Anonymous
They love to cuss
They hate all of us
Manhaters Anonymous

Jim Colyer ascap

Jim, I'm more a would-be poet than lyricist. I think this is great poetry. I like it. (If you ever decide to add another verse, there's always Carrie Underwood's "Blown Away.")

Thanks, Frankie! I studied a lot of poetry in college. lol